"Jack you need to get changed." Sam said at 1915.
"Why are we going somewhere because I'd prefer it if we got undressed and stayed in?"
"There are some clothes on the bed. Go and get changed."
"Why what's going on?" He asked.
"Jack, do me a favour and don't question it. You've only got fifteen minutes." She gave him a kiss.
"What's going on Sam?"
"You'll find out in fifteen minutes. So go and get changed, I promise it'll be worth it."
The doorbell rang ten minutes later. Sam opened the door to Ferretti and Daniel.
"Sorry to disturb you ma'am, but we're here to kidnap your husband." Ferretti said with a smile.
"What a shame. Okay fine let me just get him." Sam said playing along. "Jack?" She called. "Someone at the door for you."
"What?" Jack came to the door. "Ferretti, Daniel what's going on?"
"Colonel, we're here to kidnap you. So if you'd please come with us?" Ferretti said.
"You're here to do what?" Jack questioned.
"Kidnap you." Daniel said. "Well I suppose technically it should be 'colonel-nap' but the principles there." Jack looked at Sam who was smiling.
"Go have fun; I'll see you when you get back. Take him before has chance to process it." Sam gave him a gentle shove out the door. "Bye."
"Have a nice evening Sam." Daniel added as she started to close the door.
"You're corrupting my wife." She heard him say. She went a made herself a cup of coffee before heading back to the base.
~
"I thought you'd gone home." General Hammond said as Sam stepped out of the elevator.
"Major Ferretti, Daniel, Teal'c, Dad and a few of the others took Jack out for a belated bachelor party, I thought I'd come in and catch up on some work since I left early."
"It's okay to take the night off every now and again Major."
"I know sir. But I'd just sit around watching the history channel and think about what happened with the X-301. Working is a better and more productive idea."
"If you need to talk I'm sure Dr Lowell will be willing to come back."
"I've got an appointment to see her on Saturday afternoon. I have everything under control, but I still should talk it over with someone."
"Good. Don't stay too late."
"No sir. Tell Tessa and Kayla I said hello." Sam said with a smile.
"Will do. Good night."
"Night sir."
~
"So Sam knew about this?" Jack asked as he sipped his beer.
"She knew about the one we were planning a couple of days ago too. But you became unavoidably detained, so we rescheduled."
"Why did she know and I didn't?"
"I thought I should really double check she didn't mind us getting you drunk, because I really don't need her angry at me and stranding me somewhere."
"You know however much she threatens that she'd never actually do it. She likes us all too much."
"You've never seen her when she's really angry." Jacob said.
"She wasn't angry when she came to rescue us?" Daniel asked.
"Tip of the ice-berg. Scared mad. My daughter like most women has ten different kinds of mad. You honestly don't want to be around when she's livid. Trust me she knows enough cuss words to make even a sailor blush. Let alone half scare her father because she was only seventeen at the time. "
"What did you do to make her livid?" Ferretti asked.
"You don't want to know."
"We're talking about the same person right? Blonde, about so high, theoretical astrophysicist?" Jack asked.
"Yep. After I got over the fact that my little girl knew those words I'd found along with learning to play all those sports with her brother and various base personnel she also learnt to cuss in four languages. I couldn't get to everyone who taught her to cuss, but I did get practically half an Air Force base up at four am and on a twenty mile hike."
"What did Sam do?" Daniel asked.
"She got up and insisted on going with them. If they could break Article 134 of the UCMJ she could go with them considering it was her fault that I found out about it."
"How far did she get?" Ferretti asked.
"The full twenty miles. She's stubborn like me she won't give up."
"As much fun as this discussion is, I think Sam would kill us, and by that I mean me, for having this conversation considering the fact that she won't even let me see photos of her as a kid."
"Hall closet in her house, at the back there is a little door there is a key taped to the shelf above, inside is the safe the code is the date of the Apollo landing, most of the photos of her as a kid are in there. They're yours I have the ones I want."
TBC
"Why are we going somewhere because I'd prefer it if we got undressed and stayed in?"
"There are some clothes on the bed. Go and get changed."
"Why what's going on?" He asked.
"Jack, do me a favour and don't question it. You've only got fifteen minutes." She gave him a kiss.
"What's going on Sam?"
"You'll find out in fifteen minutes. So go and get changed, I promise it'll be worth it."
The doorbell rang ten minutes later. Sam opened the door to Ferretti and Daniel.
"Sorry to disturb you ma'am, but we're here to kidnap your husband." Ferretti said with a smile.
"What a shame. Okay fine let me just get him." Sam said playing along. "Jack?" She called. "Someone at the door for you."
"What?" Jack came to the door. "Ferretti, Daniel what's going on?"
"Colonel, we're here to kidnap you. So if you'd please come with us?" Ferretti said.
"You're here to do what?" Jack questioned.
"Kidnap you." Daniel said. "Well I suppose technically it should be 'colonel-nap' but the principles there." Jack looked at Sam who was smiling.
"Go have fun; I'll see you when you get back. Take him before has chance to process it." Sam gave him a gentle shove out the door. "Bye."
"Have a nice evening Sam." Daniel added as she started to close the door.
"You're corrupting my wife." She heard him say. She went a made herself a cup of coffee before heading back to the base.
~
"I thought you'd gone home." General Hammond said as Sam stepped out of the elevator.
"Major Ferretti, Daniel, Teal'c, Dad and a few of the others took Jack out for a belated bachelor party, I thought I'd come in and catch up on some work since I left early."
"It's okay to take the night off every now and again Major."
"I know sir. But I'd just sit around watching the history channel and think about what happened with the X-301. Working is a better and more productive idea."
"If you need to talk I'm sure Dr Lowell will be willing to come back."
"I've got an appointment to see her on Saturday afternoon. I have everything under control, but I still should talk it over with someone."
"Good. Don't stay too late."
"No sir. Tell Tessa and Kayla I said hello." Sam said with a smile.
"Will do. Good night."
"Night sir."
~
"So Sam knew about this?" Jack asked as he sipped his beer.
"She knew about the one we were planning a couple of days ago too. But you became unavoidably detained, so we rescheduled."
"Why did she know and I didn't?"
"I thought I should really double check she didn't mind us getting you drunk, because I really don't need her angry at me and stranding me somewhere."
"You know however much she threatens that she'd never actually do it. She likes us all too much."
"You've never seen her when she's really angry." Jacob said.
"She wasn't angry when she came to rescue us?" Daniel asked.
"Tip of the ice-berg. Scared mad. My daughter like most women has ten different kinds of mad. You honestly don't want to be around when she's livid. Trust me she knows enough cuss words to make even a sailor blush. Let alone half scare her father because she was only seventeen at the time. "
"What did you do to make her livid?" Ferretti asked.
"You don't want to know."
"We're talking about the same person right? Blonde, about so high, theoretical astrophysicist?" Jack asked.
"Yep. After I got over the fact that my little girl knew those words I'd found along with learning to play all those sports with her brother and various base personnel she also learnt to cuss in four languages. I couldn't get to everyone who taught her to cuss, but I did get practically half an Air Force base up at four am and on a twenty mile hike."
"What did Sam do?" Daniel asked.
"She got up and insisted on going with them. If they could break Article 134 of the UCMJ she could go with them considering it was her fault that I found out about it."
"How far did she get?" Ferretti asked.
"The full twenty miles. She's stubborn like me she won't give up."
"As much fun as this discussion is, I think Sam would kill us, and by that I mean me, for having this conversation considering the fact that she won't even let me see photos of her as a kid."
"Hall closet in her house, at the back there is a little door there is a key taped to the shelf above, inside is the safe the code is the date of the Apollo landing, most of the photos of her as a kid are in there. They're yours I have the ones I want."
TBC