"Jollinar." He responded.
"If they'd have wanted to abduct her because of Jollinar they would have done it years ago." Jack said.
"You also got married." Harry replied.
"So do lots of people everyday." Sam countered. "Why is me getting married any different to anyone else?"
"Because if you're married your more likely to get pregnant."
"And?" She said.
"The NID believe that any child you have would have advanced knowledge and / or skills because of you're blending with Jollinar."
"So?" Jack said.
"So, no offence they rather it shared its gene pool with someone other than a beat up old Air Force Colonel."
"I really don't care what the NID think, I like him just as he is. Even if I wasn't married there was nothing to say that I couldn't have walked into a random bar, pick a guy at random and got knocked up. My body, my choice. And I'll be happy to tell them before I shoot them with a nice ribbon device, since their so interest in what happened with Jollinar I'm sure they'd like to see the effects."
"There's also nothing that won't stop them abducting you, drugging you and impregnating you, with what they would determine good genes."
"There's also nothing to stop me from asking Thor to beam them up and dump them on a planet with no gate." Jack said. "Actually why didn't we think of that before."
"It's unconstitutional and against regulations, but we'll hold it in reserve as plan B." Sam said. "Look, right now I was one not planning on getting pregnant given that half the galaxy has a death warrant out for us. Two, I'm still getting my tri-monthly contraceptive jab because it's mandatory for female personnel going off world and three I don't even know if I can have kids thanks to Jollinar. My blood chemistry is so screwed up half the drugs don't work, I can't see a regular doctor and my OB/GYN has security clearance that would rival the President's."
"If they were going to abduct her why would they do it now and here?" Jack asked.
"Accessibility. Back in Colorado she spent most of her time in the base, or at home with you. Here they could snatch her off the beach without anyone batting an eyelid."
"And you're telling us about this because . you suddenly got the urge to repent for your sins?"
"Jack, believe it or not I actually like you and I don't want the NID getting their hands on a kid they could experiment on from here to kingdom come." There was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it." Sam said grabbing a couple of bucks from where she'd left it by the bed. "Thanks." She said as she accepted the tray of drinks. She placed on the table after she closed the door and picked up the nearest glace and downed it. She tried to pick up another but Jack stopped her.
"I don't think so right now."
"The NID want to abduct me from my honeymoon because they don't want us to have kids. I think I should be allowed a drink or four."
"Look no one is going to abduct you from a hotel room while I'm here. We'll deal with this tomorrow. I'm not going to leave you alone." Jack said trying to be reassuring. "Tonight, we'll stay here and relax."
"That's a little more information than I needed to know so I'll be going now that I've imparted what I needed to tell you."
"Actually Janet gave me something that might help with the not leaving me alone." Sam looked through the side pocket of her bag for a second. "Here."
"Janet gave you handcuffs? Never knew she had it in her." Sam slapped one side on his wrist and the other on hers.
"Have a nice life and congratulations again. I'm leaving." Mayborne was out the door before anyone could say anything.
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"If they'd have wanted to abduct her because of Jollinar they would have done it years ago." Jack said.
"You also got married." Harry replied.
"So do lots of people everyday." Sam countered. "Why is me getting married any different to anyone else?"
"Because if you're married your more likely to get pregnant."
"And?" She said.
"The NID believe that any child you have would have advanced knowledge and / or skills because of you're blending with Jollinar."
"So?" Jack said.
"So, no offence they rather it shared its gene pool with someone other than a beat up old Air Force Colonel."
"I really don't care what the NID think, I like him just as he is. Even if I wasn't married there was nothing to say that I couldn't have walked into a random bar, pick a guy at random and got knocked up. My body, my choice. And I'll be happy to tell them before I shoot them with a nice ribbon device, since their so interest in what happened with Jollinar I'm sure they'd like to see the effects."
"There's also nothing that won't stop them abducting you, drugging you and impregnating you, with what they would determine good genes."
"There's also nothing to stop me from asking Thor to beam them up and dump them on a planet with no gate." Jack said. "Actually why didn't we think of that before."
"It's unconstitutional and against regulations, but we'll hold it in reserve as plan B." Sam said. "Look, right now I was one not planning on getting pregnant given that half the galaxy has a death warrant out for us. Two, I'm still getting my tri-monthly contraceptive jab because it's mandatory for female personnel going off world and three I don't even know if I can have kids thanks to Jollinar. My blood chemistry is so screwed up half the drugs don't work, I can't see a regular doctor and my OB/GYN has security clearance that would rival the President's."
"If they were going to abduct her why would they do it now and here?" Jack asked.
"Accessibility. Back in Colorado she spent most of her time in the base, or at home with you. Here they could snatch her off the beach without anyone batting an eyelid."
"And you're telling us about this because . you suddenly got the urge to repent for your sins?"
"Jack, believe it or not I actually like you and I don't want the NID getting their hands on a kid they could experiment on from here to kingdom come." There was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it." Sam said grabbing a couple of bucks from where she'd left it by the bed. "Thanks." She said as she accepted the tray of drinks. She placed on the table after she closed the door and picked up the nearest glace and downed it. She tried to pick up another but Jack stopped her.
"I don't think so right now."
"The NID want to abduct me from my honeymoon because they don't want us to have kids. I think I should be allowed a drink or four."
"Look no one is going to abduct you from a hotel room while I'm here. We'll deal with this tomorrow. I'm not going to leave you alone." Jack said trying to be reassuring. "Tonight, we'll stay here and relax."
"That's a little more information than I needed to know so I'll be going now that I've imparted what I needed to tell you."
"Actually Janet gave me something that might help with the not leaving me alone." Sam looked through the side pocket of her bag for a second. "Here."
"Janet gave you handcuffs? Never knew she had it in her." Sam slapped one side on his wrist and the other on hers.
"Have a nice life and congratulations again. I'm leaving." Mayborne was out the door before anyone could say anything.
TBC