(A/N: This part is a parody of a movie. Guess the movie and you get a prize)

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"No partying! I am strongly against any type of fun for you people. I decided that we all... go on a road trip!" Heihachi exclaimed.

"You mean we have to sit in a car with this diaper-wearing, wrinkly, old man? Hell no!" Paul stated. Heihachi glared at him.

"Because of that comment, I will wear my thong for the entire road trip. So ha, ha in your face!" Heihachi stuck his tongue out at Paul. "I got a big bus and we'll be on the highway most of the time until we get to... um... somewhere."

"I have a better plan. We push you into the coffin and close it. Then we take your bus and go on a road trip, minus you." Kazuya said. Everyone (except Heihachi) vigorously nodded their heads.

"NO! You can't do this! I AM YOUR FATHER!" Heihachi yelled as Kazuya pushed him into the coffin. Kazuya pulled out a padlock and closed the coffin.

[A while later, everyone is in the tour bus and driving around]

"I don't like going places with the robot!" Christie complained pointing to Jack. "He's so loud and constantly needs oil!"

"Shut. Up. No. One. Wants. You. Here." Jack said in a robotic voice. "You. Ni..." Jack never had a chance to finish what he was going to say because the authors burst into the bus.

"I hate racism and racists! Therefore you must die." Chaos started to beat Jack over the head with a metal bat.

"I hate all the Jacks! I'm putting an end to you stupid robotic beings." Mai started to kick Jack's ass. In ten minutes, Jack was reduced to a pile of rubble and Chaos and Mai walked away.

"So anyway, where exactly are we going?" Julia asked, completely forgetting about what just happened.

"I don't know exactly." Jin said moving the steering wheel from side to side.

"People, be warned! I have installed a bomb on this bus and if the speed goes lower than 50, it will explode. Also if anyone tries to get off the bus, it will explode. So, enjoy your trip!" An eerie voice said over the intercom.

"I think I saw this on SPEED. I mean...we're all going to die!" Lee said running around and flailing his arms. Everyone started to scream and panic except for Jin.

"I'm taking control of this situation! Unknown, come here and hold the wheel while I look for the Mars bars." Jin said, letting go of the wheel. Unknown sat down and drove.

"Mars bars? How the hell is that supposed to help this situation?" Hwoarang asked handing Jin the box of Mars bars.

"People will eat them and pass out because I laced them with drugs. Then they will stop running around and pissing me off." Jin explained. Jin handed out the Mars bars and almost everyone was passed out.

"Okay, so what now?" Xiaoyu asked. Jin shrugged.

"As long as Unknown keeps driving over 50, we'll survive."

"The bus is running out of gas." Unknown said in an unusually calm tone of voice.

"Well I guess I have to go and deactivate the bomb seeing that I am the only one that knows how." Jin said yawning. "But first I'm going to have a Mars bar." Jin ate the chocolate bar and passed out.

"Does anyone here know how to deactivate the bomb?" Nina asked. Everyone that was awake shook their heads. "Okay, GET ME OFF THIS BUS!" Nina ran over to the doors and started banging on it.

"If you get off, we all die." Unknown said pulling Nina back.

"Who's controlling the bus?" Nina asked since Unknown was with her.

"Oops." Unknown said looking over to the speed meter. It quickly dropped down to 40.

(A/N: Did the bus explode? Review and find out!)