"Jack, can you draw blood?" Sam asked. "I can do it myself but it's easier
to have someone else do it for you."
"Just about why?"
"I need a vile of blood. Janet sent some needles with our uniforms and the other things I requested."
"Can you tell me why we're visiting the NID?"
"Like I said I'm getting them off my back for a while. It may not be forever but it should buy us a few months at least."
"Sam, secrets are not a good idea. I don't like going into a situation unprepared."
"Jack we're going to spring up in the office of the head of the NID, we'll have zats, they probably think we're still in Hawaii. Thor is going to have a lock on us the whole time we're there. Don't worry."
"Blood, then uniforms then we'll go the sooner we're there the sooner we can finish our honeymoon in peace."
~
"Hello sir." Sam said as she and Jack beamed down into the head of the NID's office. "I believe you have people out trying to abduct me so I though we'd drop by and have a little chat."
"Major Carter, Colonel O'Neill." He said.
"I see you know who we are." Jack said.
"Of course."
"So would you like to tell me why you have people trying to abduct my wife?" Jack demanded.
"Colonel, I'd remind you of who I am." He said.
"I honestly don't give a damn who you are."
"Jack let me deal with this." Sam said putting her hand on his arm.
"Fine." He stepped back.
"Ever since the SGC opened you've been trying to out wit us, try to use everything we've worked so hard for corrupt reasons. Then for the last two and half years you've been trying to get to me because of what happened with Jollinar, I'd like it to stop right now."
"Major."
"No you've interfered with my life enough now it's my turn to speak. Kidnapping me is very extreme because you want to stop me having kids because you're concerned about genetic knowledge being passed on. We have a report from the Tok'ra all about the genetic knowledge passed on, without the symbiote present it is very likely that apart from a minute trace of naqquadah you wouldn't find anything anyway." She put a report on the table. "Now, listen to me and listen to me good. We're going to give you everything you keep trying to steal apart from me. If I disappear for even a minute, a file containing everything low down dirty and corrupt thing you've ever done and a few that you haven't will be given to every television station, and the forces of the Asguard, Tok'ra, the Rebel Jaffa and the whole Air Force will come crashing down on you so you wish your were dead. I'm telling you you've never felt the effects of a ribbon device or a pain stick and if you come near I'm willing to use it on you and your whole family before I go off into the sunset and live out my live somewhere there isn't pond scum like you. Trust me it's easy to disappear in such a big universe." She snapped.
"Major. you have my assurances that nothing will happen to you."
"Good. We have a report from my gynaecologist who is unsure I can even have children, a report from my doctor with all my medical reports which are relevant to your concerns including the fact that I am still having my contraceptive shots, and a blood sample. This should give your scientist something to play with for a while."
"Major."
"Don't I'm going to enjoy the rest of my honeymoon and you're going stay out of my life. Thor." Sam hit the device to indicate they were ready to be beamed up. "Have a nice day sir." She shot him with her zat just before Thor beamed them up.
"Did it go well Major Carter?" Thor asked.
"It was definitely fun. I'm going to get out of this and then I'll tell you where I want to go." She gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"Sam." Jack said. "I thought threatening people was my MO."
"I guess you rubbed off on me."
"I understand the pain stick and the ribbon device but the wrath of the Asguard, Tok'ra and Jaffa." He asked as they went to change.
"What you don't think that Thor and the Asguard would come and help rescue me, that Dad wouldn't be pissed or anyone would want to face the wrath of Teal'c and Bra'tac? As for the Air Force, you wouldn't come after me or General Hammond or everyone at the base?"
"I'd be after you in a second."
"I know. Let's change and get out of here."
TBC
"Just about why?"
"I need a vile of blood. Janet sent some needles with our uniforms and the other things I requested."
"Can you tell me why we're visiting the NID?"
"Like I said I'm getting them off my back for a while. It may not be forever but it should buy us a few months at least."
"Sam, secrets are not a good idea. I don't like going into a situation unprepared."
"Jack we're going to spring up in the office of the head of the NID, we'll have zats, they probably think we're still in Hawaii. Thor is going to have a lock on us the whole time we're there. Don't worry."
"Blood, then uniforms then we'll go the sooner we're there the sooner we can finish our honeymoon in peace."
~
"Hello sir." Sam said as she and Jack beamed down into the head of the NID's office. "I believe you have people out trying to abduct me so I though we'd drop by and have a little chat."
"Major Carter, Colonel O'Neill." He said.
"I see you know who we are." Jack said.
"Of course."
"So would you like to tell me why you have people trying to abduct my wife?" Jack demanded.
"Colonel, I'd remind you of who I am." He said.
"I honestly don't give a damn who you are."
"Jack let me deal with this." Sam said putting her hand on his arm.
"Fine." He stepped back.
"Ever since the SGC opened you've been trying to out wit us, try to use everything we've worked so hard for corrupt reasons. Then for the last two and half years you've been trying to get to me because of what happened with Jollinar, I'd like it to stop right now."
"Major."
"No you've interfered with my life enough now it's my turn to speak. Kidnapping me is very extreme because you want to stop me having kids because you're concerned about genetic knowledge being passed on. We have a report from the Tok'ra all about the genetic knowledge passed on, without the symbiote present it is very likely that apart from a minute trace of naqquadah you wouldn't find anything anyway." She put a report on the table. "Now, listen to me and listen to me good. We're going to give you everything you keep trying to steal apart from me. If I disappear for even a minute, a file containing everything low down dirty and corrupt thing you've ever done and a few that you haven't will be given to every television station, and the forces of the Asguard, Tok'ra, the Rebel Jaffa and the whole Air Force will come crashing down on you so you wish your were dead. I'm telling you you've never felt the effects of a ribbon device or a pain stick and if you come near I'm willing to use it on you and your whole family before I go off into the sunset and live out my live somewhere there isn't pond scum like you. Trust me it's easy to disappear in such a big universe." She snapped.
"Major. you have my assurances that nothing will happen to you."
"Good. We have a report from my gynaecologist who is unsure I can even have children, a report from my doctor with all my medical reports which are relevant to your concerns including the fact that I am still having my contraceptive shots, and a blood sample. This should give your scientist something to play with for a while."
"Major."
"Don't I'm going to enjoy the rest of my honeymoon and you're going stay out of my life. Thor." Sam hit the device to indicate they were ready to be beamed up. "Have a nice day sir." She shot him with her zat just before Thor beamed them up.
"Did it go well Major Carter?" Thor asked.
"It was definitely fun. I'm going to get out of this and then I'll tell you where I want to go." She gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"Sam." Jack said. "I thought threatening people was my MO."
"I guess you rubbed off on me."
"I understand the pain stick and the ribbon device but the wrath of the Asguard, Tok'ra and Jaffa." He asked as they went to change.
"What you don't think that Thor and the Asguard would come and help rescue me, that Dad wouldn't be pissed or anyone would want to face the wrath of Teal'c and Bra'tac? As for the Air Force, you wouldn't come after me or General Hammond or everyone at the base?"
"I'd be after you in a second."
"I know. Let's change and get out of here."
TBC