My Grandma's Poem

by tashaluffscolors

My late grandma wrote a poem and I decided to post it. I hope you enjoy it

A/n: My grandma died yesterday. She really liked the Lemony Snicket series and she was also good at poems. About six months ago, she wrote a poem about the series and in her honor I decided to post. So if you are going to flame, you're not flaming me but you're flaming my grandma. BTW, For those who are reading my SpongeBob fic

"Love is in the air", That is going to be on temporary hold because of my grandma's death but I'll get back to it soon. I'm so sorry but I hope you enjoy!

I will not read "The Little Elf"

It's just too dumb and sappy

I want those children to be safe

And warm and fed and happy

Dear Violet should have a bench

And tools for her inventions

And Klaus deserves a library

Of really grand dimensions

And gallant little Sunny (my favorite need I state)

Needs a mommy's lap to nestle in

And carrots by the crate

The Quagmire triplets should move in with Violet, Klaus, and Sunny

And none will dare to kidnap them or try to steal their money

But Esme Squalor, evil toad , let's see how "in" she feels

In shirts with numbers on the front and flip-flops without heels

And as for Olaf, kick his butt

As far as you can kick it

And folks will say

"Hip Hip Hurrah! God bless you Mr. Snicket!"