"Oh thank God Colonel your back." Janet said as SG-1 entered the infirmary.
"I'd hug you if it wasn't inappropriate."
"See someone's happy to see me." Jack jovially remarked.
"What did Annabelle do?" Sam asked releasing when Janet was so happy to see him.
"She's left about ten messages on my answer machine by the time I get home and then she calls three or four times after that when I am there. I've stopped picking up the phone."
"Sorry Janet, I only gave her your number for emergencies." Sam apologised.
"I don't think she understood the term."
"Boys turn around where heading back to where ever it was that we just came from." Jack said.
"Colonel, if you make one move even near the Stargate I will find the biggest needle in the galaxy and repeatedly stab you with it."
"O'Neill I believe Doctor Fraiser speaks the up most truth about her intentions." Teal'c said.
"Ya think? Doc look I'm sorry about my Mom. She'll be gone in two days, so I'm just going have to hide out at the base."
"No you're going to go home and talk to your mother and wipe my number off of your speed dial."
"Janet do I have to remind you I out rank you?"
"Excuse us for a minute." Sam grabbed his arm and dragged him into the nearest cubicle and whispered something into his ear.
"Really?" Sam nodded. "Sweet." She let his arm go. "Janet, look I'm sorry about my mother I'll go home and talk to her as soon as Hammond lets us go."
"That's all I'm asking Colonel."
"I don't what everyone's problem is I like Annabelle." Daniel said.
"We like her too Daniel." Sam replied. "But when she's at home and not doing whatever she's done to our house. Oh please tell me she hasn't done anything to the house."
"Sam lets get your physical done. Gentlemen you know the procedure." She took Sam into a cubicle. "So what did you say to him?"
"Probably best if you don't ask." Sam said. Janet raised her eyebrows. "Janet, blackmailing Air Force Colonels is against the regs even if they are your husband. And what you're thinking is never a good thing to bargain with."
"You can't blame a girl for trying to live vicariously through her friends."
"You know you wouldn't have to live vicariously if you got off your six with our friendly archaeologist." Janet put her hand over Sam's mouth.
"Shush. This place doesn't have walls. What is it with married people trying to set up their friends?" Sam shrugged.
"I'm an old married woman I have to live vicariously through my friends."
"You've been hanging around with Jack too long."
~
"Dr Jackson?" Hammond prompted at the debriefing.
"I translated what I had time for it seems to be a history of their people. I have pictures of the rest of the text but I'm going to need a few more days to finish the translation complete, but it doesn't seem at this point to have any significance."
"Major Carter?"
"There was nothing of scientific or technological use. I ran basic soil samples and there were no traces of naqquadah or any other mineral we wouldn't normally expect." Sam replied.
"Colonel?"
"Nothing of any tactical advantage either. Basically it was a wall with marks on it."
"No signs of any civilisation past or present?" Hammond inquired.
"No General just a wall and lots of mud."
"Have your reports in by the end of next week. Dr Jackson that should give you enough time to finish your translation. But that can wait you're all on downtime until Monday."
"Are you sure you don't want the reports in by tomorrow?" Jack asked, Sam jabbed him in the ribs with her elbow. "No next week fine."
"You wouldn't be trying to avoid going home because your mother is visiting would you Colonel?"
"No sir." Jack said.
"Good because family is important. Major keep your pager on in case we need to contact you. Other than that you're dismissed."
"Yes sir." Sam and Jack got to their feet as Hammond left.
"Nice try Jack." Daniel said.
"Indeed." Teal'c agreed.
"I'll be about an hour sir." Sam said. "I just need to check on a few things."
"We've got to go and check the mail." He said.
"Yes sir." She turned a left.
"The mail Jack gets delivered to your front door or your inbox." Daniel pointed out.
"Not when your wife has house and people who don't know she moved and your mothers not there. Have a nice downtime."
TBC
"See someone's happy to see me." Jack jovially remarked.
"What did Annabelle do?" Sam asked releasing when Janet was so happy to see him.
"She's left about ten messages on my answer machine by the time I get home and then she calls three or four times after that when I am there. I've stopped picking up the phone."
"Sorry Janet, I only gave her your number for emergencies." Sam apologised.
"I don't think she understood the term."
"Boys turn around where heading back to where ever it was that we just came from." Jack said.
"Colonel, if you make one move even near the Stargate I will find the biggest needle in the galaxy and repeatedly stab you with it."
"O'Neill I believe Doctor Fraiser speaks the up most truth about her intentions." Teal'c said.
"Ya think? Doc look I'm sorry about my Mom. She'll be gone in two days, so I'm just going have to hide out at the base."
"No you're going to go home and talk to your mother and wipe my number off of your speed dial."
"Janet do I have to remind you I out rank you?"
"Excuse us for a minute." Sam grabbed his arm and dragged him into the nearest cubicle and whispered something into his ear.
"Really?" Sam nodded. "Sweet." She let his arm go. "Janet, look I'm sorry about my mother I'll go home and talk to her as soon as Hammond lets us go."
"That's all I'm asking Colonel."
"I don't what everyone's problem is I like Annabelle." Daniel said.
"We like her too Daniel." Sam replied. "But when she's at home and not doing whatever she's done to our house. Oh please tell me she hasn't done anything to the house."
"Sam lets get your physical done. Gentlemen you know the procedure." She took Sam into a cubicle. "So what did you say to him?"
"Probably best if you don't ask." Sam said. Janet raised her eyebrows. "Janet, blackmailing Air Force Colonels is against the regs even if they are your husband. And what you're thinking is never a good thing to bargain with."
"You can't blame a girl for trying to live vicariously through her friends."
"You know you wouldn't have to live vicariously if you got off your six with our friendly archaeologist." Janet put her hand over Sam's mouth.
"Shush. This place doesn't have walls. What is it with married people trying to set up their friends?" Sam shrugged.
"I'm an old married woman I have to live vicariously through my friends."
"You've been hanging around with Jack too long."
~
"Dr Jackson?" Hammond prompted at the debriefing.
"I translated what I had time for it seems to be a history of their people. I have pictures of the rest of the text but I'm going to need a few more days to finish the translation complete, but it doesn't seem at this point to have any significance."
"Major Carter?"
"There was nothing of scientific or technological use. I ran basic soil samples and there were no traces of naqquadah or any other mineral we wouldn't normally expect." Sam replied.
"Colonel?"
"Nothing of any tactical advantage either. Basically it was a wall with marks on it."
"No signs of any civilisation past or present?" Hammond inquired.
"No General just a wall and lots of mud."
"Have your reports in by the end of next week. Dr Jackson that should give you enough time to finish your translation. But that can wait you're all on downtime until Monday."
"Are you sure you don't want the reports in by tomorrow?" Jack asked, Sam jabbed him in the ribs with her elbow. "No next week fine."
"You wouldn't be trying to avoid going home because your mother is visiting would you Colonel?"
"No sir." Jack said.
"Good because family is important. Major keep your pager on in case we need to contact you. Other than that you're dismissed."
"Yes sir." Sam and Jack got to their feet as Hammond left.
"Nice try Jack." Daniel said.
"Indeed." Teal'c agreed.
"I'll be about an hour sir." Sam said. "I just need to check on a few things."
"We've got to go and check the mail." He said.
"Yes sir." She turned a left.
"The mail Jack gets delivered to your front door or your inbox." Daniel pointed out.
"Not when your wife has house and people who don't know she moved and your mothers not there. Have a nice downtime."
TBC