Chapter2- Moulin Rouge

Everything was flashy and vast. Beautiful dancers surrounded Naraku and hundreds of men in tux.

Where's all

my soul sisters

Let me hear y'all

Flow sisters Hey sister, go sister,

Soul sister, flow sister

Hey sister, go sister,

Soul sister, go sister (Mya :)

He met Marmalade

In old Moulin Rouge

strutting her stuff

On the street

She said,

Hello, hey Joe

You wanna give it a go,

Oh Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da

(Hey hey hey)

Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee

(Hee oh)

Mocca chocolate latta ya ya

(Ooh yeah)

Creole Lady Marmalade

(Oh) Voulez-vous coucher avec moi,

Ce soir (oh oh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)

Naraku started singing. Then, the hundreds of men stood in an orderly line...

You're here now, to entertain us...

They started dancing and seducing the women, and vise versa.

The women came out and flipping there dresses up and down and laughing behind Naraku. Then, it all stopped. Naraku whispered, "can-can" and everyone started can caning really fast and running across the floor.

Inu-yasha stood there shocked and screamed, "CAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR MIND!!!" and pulled away by Shippo. What? Is it?"

"Good, we passed Naraku. Here she comes..."

"Who?"

The lights turned off and the stage lights appeared silver confetti flew out. A woman sat in a swing and elevated down a little her head down. She wore a diamond suit; it looked like a bathing suit. She started singing.

"Kagome..."

I turned around and saw Sesshoumaru, AKA the duke, naraku's investor.

"The French are glad to die.... For love, but I prefer a man who lives, and gives expensive, jewels..."

She landed on her feet on the ground and lights turned on again. She walked down the floor singing.

Sesshoumaru asked Naraku, "When will I meet the girl?"

"Oh, in her room... Alone..."

"A kiss on the hand

Might be quite continental

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

A kiss may be grand

But it won't pay the rental

On your humble flats or

Help you feed your pussy cat

Men grow cold as girls grow old

And we all lose our charms in the end

But square cut or pear shaped

These rocks don't lose their shape

Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

"When will I meet her?" I asked.

"In her room... Totally alone..." Shippo said.

"Alone?" I asked.

"Yes... Totally alone." Naraku and Shippo said together. (A/n: they are not near, I am the writer and I know." "(Tiffany)

(Cartier)" She sang. She was tossed in the air in the men's hand and landed on another male.

"But we are living

in a material world

and I am a material girl." She teased him and got up. "Come and get me boys, ow! Black Star!

Roscor!

Talk to me Naraku!

Tell me all about it!" She was tossed again but caught. "Excuse me" Naraku left the duke. Then Shippo ran to where the duke was and accidentally splashed his tea he was drinking on him. "Oh dear, sorry." He took a tissue and started wiping his crotch. "Gah!" the duke was shoving him away but Shippo was still wiping. "There may come a time

When a lass needs a lawyer

But diamonds are a girls best friend

There may come a time

When a hard boiled employer

Think you're awful nice
(whoo)

But get that ice or else no dice

(Girls)

He's your guy when

Stocks are high but beware

When they start to descend

(Ooh)" She began prancing to Naraku and waves her diamond necklace. She spoke softly, "The duke here yet?" "Yes" Naraku pointed where Shippo was wiping the crotch of Sesshoumaru. "Where?" Kagome asked. "Where the dwarf is shaking his napkin" Naraku replied. But Inu-yasha walked there and Shippo crashed into Inu-yasha. "Oh!" Kagome saw Inu-yasha instead and got down on the ground. The can- caners got into a circle and lifted up their dresses and dances around with Naraku and Kagome in the middle. Kagome started changing fast and switching to her pink fluffy dress. "So, Naraku, will he invest?" "Of course! With your gorgeous body and spending a night with him, why would he refuse?" "Ooooo, what's his type?" "Smothering temper... We all relying on you, remember... Make him happy! Then you can be..." "Ooooo a real actress." "Diamonds are a girl's best

Diamonds are a girl's best

Diamonds are a girl's best friend Cause that's when those louses

went back to their spouses

Diamonds are a girl's best friend!" ---------- She walked up to me. "I believe you were expecting me..." "Yes... Oh yes..." "I'm afraid it's lady's choice!" The whole crowd was cheering; she was forcing me to dance. But I declined. She whines like a puppy as in "aww". All the men said, "Awww" Then she took the tail of her dress (A/N: It had a lot of tails, pink ones, it's like Sesshoumaru's no not the one in the story but the series, but there were 9 or something.) She took the two ends and started flapping them a bit. And barked a little then grabbed Inu-yasha's hand and danced with him. Shippo shouted, "Show her your best poem! Forget about the skit! You can go by yourself!" I went up and danced. "She is so hot..." Miroku said next to Shippo. "But I like that girl over there... I think her name is Sango..." "He's a genius!" Shippo shouted softly. I went to the floor and started dancing, "I write poetry you know..." "Mmmm poetry..." She whispered. "I was thinking of performing it to you..." "OOOH! Poetry... heheheheh..." She smirked a little. "I love a little poetry after supper." She ran up to the swing and started singing. "Diamonds, diamonds, square cut or pear shaped these rocks, won't lose their shape... Diamonds... Are a girl's... Best...GASP" She held her head up, sweating. Everyone had their hands in the air shaking, waiting for her to sing. But she fell off the swing. Naraku screamed NO! Then a black male from the act caught her. Naraku stalled a little then starting clapping. "Uhh! Great! Yeahhh!!!" Then everybody thought it was part of the act and started clapping. Kagome was backstage. -Backstage- She gasped for air and coughed. Kagura got a napkin for her to cough on, when she fainted after feeding her medicine, Kagura looked at the napkin, there was blood.