Disclaimer: I still don't own YGO.
ManaDMG: (spins around in circles) I guess it's been a while since I last updated. (one of those grass balls go by)
Yugi: (comes into room) Um, you said this was called crummiest presents, so whose turn is it today???
ManaDMG: I don't know, but because your standing right in front of me, I'll make you the victim, it will be your birthday!!!!!
Yugi: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!! Wait, that's a good thing. Good idea.
ManaDMG: Thank you Yugi, ON WITH THE FIC!!
Narrator: Got any fives?
Rudolph: Go fish.
Narrator: Dang, wait isn't it April?
Rudolph: Your point?
Narrator: Go home.
Rudolph: (sniff) Okay, I can tell when I'm unwanted.
Narrator: Good, okay, today is a um......... Boiling hot winter day! And Yugi is having a surprise birthday party. And uh......... everyone Yugi knows is invited!
Joey: Lets see I'll invite, Tea, Triston, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, uh.........
Narrator: 2 hours later
Joey: and um......... Kaiba, Mokuba, Marick, Ishizu, Serenity, Myself of course, Santa, Rudolph.........
Rudolph: SCORE!
Joey: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
Joey: ......... and Odion, Weevil, Espa Roba, Tailsruler12, FruitsBasket-Fan, ManaDMG, Rex Raptor and last but not least, Duke Devlin. (pant pant) Now, I'll make invitations!
Invitations say: Dear whoever is reading this,
YOUR INVITED TO YUGI MOUTO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! COME OR I'LL BASH YOU!
Sincrly,
Joey Wheeler
Narrator: The next day
Tea: Huh, I got something in the mail. (opens up invitation) Oh, it's a letter to Yugi's birthday, I'll buy him a present!
Narrator: At Triston's
Triston: What the!? Yugi's birthday isn't for another month! What the heck, I'll go anyways.
Narrator: Ryou and Bakura's place
Ryou: Hey ya stupid tomb robber, we're invited to a party.
Bakura: DIE INVATATION, DIE! (uses flame thrower on invitation) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ryou: Good job Bakura.........
Narrator: Yami's Millennium Puzzle
Yami: WHAT THE!? How did this get in here? (reads the letter) Okay, my henkai's having a party. I'll just give him this. (holds up something)
Narrator: Mokuba and Seto's
Mokuba: SETO SETO SETO SETO!!!!!!!!
Seto: WHAT!?
Mokuba: We got something in the mail.
Seto: Let me see that. (reads invitation) I'd like to see Wheeler try.
Mokuba: ACK! I DON'T WANT TO GET BASHED! WE SHALL BYE A PRESENT FOR YUGI! (pulls Seto out the door)
Seto: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Narrator: The Ishtars Place
Odion: Hey Ishizu, Marick, we got something in the mail.
Marick: What was that for?
Odion: What was what for?
Marick: You always say Ishizu's name before mine!
Odion: Fine! Hey MARICK, Ishizu, we got something in the mail. How's that?
Marick: Better. Now let me see that. (takes letter) Hmm, Yugi's having a party.
Ishizu: (comes into room) Marick, what is that?
Marick: We're all invited to a party.
Odion: Cool. WAIT! NOT COOL! NOT COOL!
Marick: How come?
Ishizu: (eyes sparkling) Yes, we have to go shopping! Lets go! (drags Marick and Odion to the mall)
Marick and Odion: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Narrator: (snickers) Joey and Serenity's
Serenity: Hey Joey, why'd you send invitations to our house?
Joey: Because.
Serenity: We live here.
Joey: Oh ya. Oh well, lets go get Yugi's presents!
Serenity: Okay.
Narrator: The North Pole
Santa: Rudolph, come on, we're going to that Yugi kids birthday party.
Rudolph: Okay, be right there.
Santa: Good dear. (packs up sleigh) HO HO HOOOO! (flies away on sleigh)
Rudolph: WHAT THE!? COME BACK HERE! (chases after sleigh)
Narrator: (begins to pant) Weevil and Espa Roba's
Weevil: Hey bro, we're.........
Espa Roba: WAIT! We're going out for lunch. Am I right?
Weevil: Not even close, we're invited to Yugi's birthday.
Espa Roba: Okay, lets get mom to buy something for us.
Weevil: Okay.
Narrator: At ManaDMG's place
ManaDMG: Okay, my new name, is Sabe! (SA-bee)
Tailsruler12: Well, my new name is SC. (If you can't pronounce initials, that just sad.........)
FruitsBasket-Fan: Mine's the best, it's Marina. (airplane comes into room) What in the world?
Sabe: Huh, it's an invitation.
Marina: Too.........?
SC: Good question.
Sabe: Yugi's.
Marina: Okay, lets go shopping!
Sabe,SC,&Marina: AT THE MALL! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Narrator: Oh ya, Marina is pronounced (Mah-REE-Nah) Okay, at Rex Raptor's
Rex: (running around room with monkey on head) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! (monkey explodes) Whew......... AACK! MY HEADS ON FIRE!!! (takes out fire extinguisher) Whew......... (goes to get mail) Odd, I'm invited to Yugi Mouto's. Got to get a present now. (sigh)
Narrator: (parched) One......... more......... time......... At Duke Dev......... lin's house (dies)
Duke: Mail mail mail, how I love mail! (takes out invitation) Invitation mail. Hm, Yugi's birthday party, eh? I'm gonna go shopping now! (goes off skipping) Tralalala!
The Chocolate Chip Cookie Fairy: Okay, I didn't really know what to do, so I decided to cut off the chapter here, please give me idea's for presents and if I like them I'll use the ideas. Also, I need more reviews, if I don't get at least 5 more on this story, I might take it off. Okay bye!
P.S.: FruitsBasket-Fan and Tailsruler12 are my very best friends, that is why they're there. Not to make you mad. Okay, I'm off on the quest of sugar!
P.S.S: You don't have to come up with one for Yami, his present is a rock! ^-^
ManaDMG: (spins around in circles) I guess it's been a while since I last updated. (one of those grass balls go by)
Yugi: (comes into room) Um, you said this was called crummiest presents, so whose turn is it today???
ManaDMG: I don't know, but because your standing right in front of me, I'll make you the victim, it will be your birthday!!!!!
Yugi: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!! Wait, that's a good thing. Good idea.
ManaDMG: Thank you Yugi, ON WITH THE FIC!!
Narrator: Got any fives?
Rudolph: Go fish.
Narrator: Dang, wait isn't it April?
Rudolph: Your point?
Narrator: Go home.
Rudolph: (sniff) Okay, I can tell when I'm unwanted.
Narrator: Good, okay, today is a um......... Boiling hot winter day! And Yugi is having a surprise birthday party. And uh......... everyone Yugi knows is invited!
Joey: Lets see I'll invite, Tea, Triston, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, uh.........
Narrator: 2 hours later
Joey: and um......... Kaiba, Mokuba, Marick, Ishizu, Serenity, Myself of course, Santa, Rudolph.........
Rudolph: SCORE!
Joey: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
Joey: ......... and Odion, Weevil, Espa Roba, Tailsruler12, FruitsBasket-Fan, ManaDMG, Rex Raptor and last but not least, Duke Devlin. (pant pant) Now, I'll make invitations!
Invitations say: Dear whoever is reading this,
YOUR INVITED TO YUGI MOUTO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! COME OR I'LL BASH YOU!
Sincrly,
Joey Wheeler
Narrator: The next day
Tea: Huh, I got something in the mail. (opens up invitation) Oh, it's a letter to Yugi's birthday, I'll buy him a present!
Narrator: At Triston's
Triston: What the!? Yugi's birthday isn't for another month! What the heck, I'll go anyways.
Narrator: Ryou and Bakura's place
Ryou: Hey ya stupid tomb robber, we're invited to a party.
Bakura: DIE INVATATION, DIE! (uses flame thrower on invitation) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ryou: Good job Bakura.........
Narrator: Yami's Millennium Puzzle
Yami: WHAT THE!? How did this get in here? (reads the letter) Okay, my henkai's having a party. I'll just give him this. (holds up something)
Narrator: Mokuba and Seto's
Mokuba: SETO SETO SETO SETO!!!!!!!!
Seto: WHAT!?
Mokuba: We got something in the mail.
Seto: Let me see that. (reads invitation) I'd like to see Wheeler try.
Mokuba: ACK! I DON'T WANT TO GET BASHED! WE SHALL BYE A PRESENT FOR YUGI! (pulls Seto out the door)
Seto: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Narrator: The Ishtars Place
Odion: Hey Ishizu, Marick, we got something in the mail.
Marick: What was that for?
Odion: What was what for?
Marick: You always say Ishizu's name before mine!
Odion: Fine! Hey MARICK, Ishizu, we got something in the mail. How's that?
Marick: Better. Now let me see that. (takes letter) Hmm, Yugi's having a party.
Ishizu: (comes into room) Marick, what is that?
Marick: We're all invited to a party.
Odion: Cool. WAIT! NOT COOL! NOT COOL!
Marick: How come?
Ishizu: (eyes sparkling) Yes, we have to go shopping! Lets go! (drags Marick and Odion to the mall)
Marick and Odion: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Narrator: (snickers) Joey and Serenity's
Serenity: Hey Joey, why'd you send invitations to our house?
Joey: Because.
Serenity: We live here.
Joey: Oh ya. Oh well, lets go get Yugi's presents!
Serenity: Okay.
Narrator: The North Pole
Santa: Rudolph, come on, we're going to that Yugi kids birthday party.
Rudolph: Okay, be right there.
Santa: Good dear. (packs up sleigh) HO HO HOOOO! (flies away on sleigh)
Rudolph: WHAT THE!? COME BACK HERE! (chases after sleigh)
Narrator: (begins to pant) Weevil and Espa Roba's
Weevil: Hey bro, we're.........
Espa Roba: WAIT! We're going out for lunch. Am I right?
Weevil: Not even close, we're invited to Yugi's birthday.
Espa Roba: Okay, lets get mom to buy something for us.
Weevil: Okay.
Narrator: At ManaDMG's place
ManaDMG: Okay, my new name, is Sabe! (SA-bee)
Tailsruler12: Well, my new name is SC. (If you can't pronounce initials, that just sad.........)
FruitsBasket-Fan: Mine's the best, it's Marina. (airplane comes into room) What in the world?
Sabe: Huh, it's an invitation.
Marina: Too.........?
SC: Good question.
Sabe: Yugi's.
Marina: Okay, lets go shopping!
Sabe,SC,&Marina: AT THE MALL! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Narrator: Oh ya, Marina is pronounced (Mah-REE-Nah) Okay, at Rex Raptor's
Rex: (running around room with monkey on head) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! (monkey explodes) Whew......... AACK! MY HEADS ON FIRE!!! (takes out fire extinguisher) Whew......... (goes to get mail) Odd, I'm invited to Yugi Mouto's. Got to get a present now. (sigh)
Narrator: (parched) One......... more......... time......... At Duke Dev......... lin's house (dies)
Duke: Mail mail mail, how I love mail! (takes out invitation) Invitation mail. Hm, Yugi's birthday party, eh? I'm gonna go shopping now! (goes off skipping) Tralalala!
The Chocolate Chip Cookie Fairy: Okay, I didn't really know what to do, so I decided to cut off the chapter here, please give me idea's for presents and if I like them I'll use the ideas. Also, I need more reviews, if I don't get at least 5 more on this story, I might take it off. Okay bye!
P.S.: FruitsBasket-Fan and Tailsruler12 are my very best friends, that is why they're there. Not to make you mad. Okay, I'm off on the quest of sugar!
P.S.S: You don't have to come up with one for Yami, his present is a rock! ^-^