Title:Scary Obsessions
Chapter: Chained to you.Err...them.
Author:Silverlimit
Pairing:AkuRyo MomoRyo
Genre:Romance/Humour
Rating:PG-13(may change later)
Warnings:Yaoi,a lil bit of coarse language,OOC-ness same old,same old.
Summary for this chapter:According to a logic only Eiji can understand,chaining Ryoma in the middle to Akutsu and Momoshiro is the best way to solve all problems.
Riiiight.....
Disclaimer:Sheesh,you know this already.It.Does.Not.Belong.To.Me.
CHAPTER 2
Chained to you.
Err...them.
Ryoma strode into the tennis court specially set aside for the Seigaku regulars,ready for today's practice.
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Wait a min,why was it so silent??
Ryoma then realised what it was and frowned.
Everyone had stopped what they were doing to stare at him.
When they realised that he had found out about this,the chatter started up again and the thuds of the tennis balls hitting against rackets could be heard once more.
Oh well,maybe he was just being too paranoid,Ryoma thought as he turned around once again towards an empty bench to set down his tennis equipment.
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Wait, there it was again.
The hairs on the back of his neck stood up in alert to being watched.
"Yes?" Ryoma said frostily to the wandering stares on him.
"Oh!Oh,it's nothing Ryoma.Just..go on."
"Yeah,yeah,it's nothing."
A few nervous laughters could be heard.
Ryoma turned around uncertainly,still not wanting to believe that it was just 'nothing'.
Suddenly,something hit him by the side.
It was Eiji.
"I can't hold it no more!"
Eiji shouted desperately,Ryoma tight in his embrace.
"Ochibi-chan,we all know about..."
No...no,Eiji couldn't have found about it,it can't be...
The atmosphere suddenly turned cold.The threatening look that Ryoma shot at Momoshiro then could've made hell freeze over.Momoshiro sweatdropped as he nervously edged to the side.
Eiji didn't seem to notice this and continued on.
"We know..."
God,please..please oh please oh please don't make him say it,Ryoma thought as he started praying to every deity ever created.
I-I promise to never ever forget to feed Karupin!It was only three times I forgot!I swear!O.k.,maybe four times,or five,or six...
"About..."
I'll do whatever oyaji[1]asks me to do!Clean the dishes,sweep the home...
"About the fact that Karupin has just died!I'm so sorry..."
Eiji started bawling.
OO (ryoma)
Everyone sweatdropped.
What the!?That didn't even make sense!!
"Uh..Eiji-sempai?Karupin's still alive."
"sniff..sniff-huh?Really??"
"Yes."
"Oh."
Ryoma gave an internal sigh of relief.So nobody knew,he got all worried for nothing...
"Oh yeah!That's it!Akutsu wants to date you!Ain't that right ochibi?"
Nooooooooooooooo........................
The world swirled before Ryoma's eyes.
"Ochibi-chan?Are you o.k.?I understand,having someone like Akutsu wanting to date you IS scary..."
"I suggest that somebody accompany Ryoma home from school since Akutsu is stalking him and all." Fuji said,sounding amused.
"Me!Me!I want to protect Ochibi-chan!" Eiji said cheerfully as he bounced up and down on the balls of his feet.
"I know!Momoshiro since you're the one who lives nearest to Ryoma why don't you accompany him too???" Eiji said turning towards Momoshiro.
"You will right?Right?Right?Right!?" Eiji said aggresively.
"Uh..sure,I guess so."
"Ryoma..."
Everybody turned their attention towards Oishi who had just spoken up.
"I just want to give you a tip.If you ever DO go dating with Akutsu..."
Eiji made sounds of protests only to be silenced again by everyone.
Ryoma blinked.
"Remember to always,ALWAYS use a condom okay?Sex is at least safer if you do that." Oishi said worriedly as he looked into Ryoma's eyes.
Why was the world turning so warm?Oh wait,even his forehead feels warm.
"Oishi!!" Eiji shouted to his lover hysterically.
"Akutsu wouldn't want to do that..would he?Would he!?"
Everybody remained silent.
"Erhem..."
Inui cleared his throat as he pushed his glasses up to rest on the bridge of his nose once more.
"I predict,that according to my data,the chances of Akutsu wanting to go to bed with Ryoma is...99.9 %."
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"WHAAAT!!?" Eiji,Ryoma and Momoshiro shrieked.
"Oops sorry,wrong data."
A great big sigh of relief could be heard.
"I meant 100%."
"Ryoma,are you o.k.?You look kind of-"
The last thing he heard was Oishi's voice and Eiji and Momoshiro's worried faces peering down at him before...
Everything went black.
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Ryoma sighed.
He couldn't believe that he had just fainted in front of everybody a few minutes ago.
And not only once either but TWICE.
They had sent him to the nurse's office,but it turned out he was just running a slight fever which could be cured with lots of water,soup and medicine.
Eiji and Momoshiro were trailing behind him in an attempt to 'protect' him.
Protect me my ass,Ryoma thought dryly.
"Oof!"
Ryoma looked up,feeling dizzy as he tried to discern who he had bumped into.
"They're my 'supposed' bodyguards to protect me from you decided by the team." Ryoma said dryly.
"They don't look like bodyguards to me."
Akustu and the power-house player of Seigaku were now suddenly trying to stare each other down.
Momoshiro was quickly losing the battle to Akutsu as he was the taller one and more intimidating of the two.
Menahwile,Eiji was deep in thought with his eyebrows scrunched up.This was an odd thing for Eiji to do and Ryoma wondered what he was thinking of.
"I got it!" Eiji shouted happily as he bounded over to Momoshiro and Akutsu,dragging Ryoma along with him.
"Since me and Momoshiro have to protect Ryoma,and he's obviously the better one for the job as he lives closer to you and all,I have decided to now leave all the guarding jobs to Momoshiro!Now,let's go to our other problem,Momoshiro clearly can't look over Ryoma and Akutsu all the time so I've come up with a conclusion..."
Eiji said quickly and in one breath.
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You could clearly see the question marks coming out of everybody's heads.
"To put it simply,all problems will be solved if Ryoma is chained to Momoshiro and Akutsu!" Eiji said it as if it was the most logical thing in the world.
Really,trying to understand Eiji logic was akin to banging your head on the wall.
Eiji took out a a metal handcuff out of who-knows-where and chained Momoshiro's left hand to Ryoma's right one and Akutsu's right one to Ryoma's left one.Ryoma now ended up being in the middle with his two hands chained to Momoshiro and Akutsu.
I take back my words.Trying to understand Eiji logic is akin to banging your head on the wall several,several times.
Akutsu,Ryoma and Momoshiro stared at the chains on their hands,not really reacting as their current situation hasn't really pierced through yet.
Don't worry...we can wait a little longer...
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OO OO OO
"WHAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What's in store for the next chapter
Ryoma is finaly chained to Momo and Akustu....
::gasps!!::
How will they survive(let me state the facts):
1:School!!??
2:Basically co-operating with each other...::double sweatdrop::
3: Going to the toilet!!??
AND................::drumrolls::
4: Going to bed!!!???
::author's eyes go misty,devious grin appears over face::
Three in a bed!
Three in a bed!
Three in a bed!
::starts singing off-key while dancing the salsa around the room::
Erhem...sorry...really sorry...But you should all know by now that I have a perv-of-a-mind. ::grins::
Silverlimit: Three in a bed! Three in a bed! Three in a bed! Three in a-
The above has been cut short because of the non-stop crap due to an overdose of caffeine,sugar and staying up late.The only sentence you'll see is "THREE IN A BED!" anyway.So your not missing much.Really.
Once again.
Pls R&R!!!!!!!