Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and everyone else...
and...
...I forgot...who carez....
Second chapter! Woo woo...I didn't read the reviews yet so I don't know if the story sucks or not...probably does...Its kind of hard to make this funny cuz there not drunk anymore. So I made Naruto smoke weed. Ha-ha....
One of my friends says I act like Naruto, so he calls me Ramen Brain. Me and Naruto like Ramen Noodles...
I'm crazy 'bout 'em. My favorite flavor is Miso (Chicken) flavored Ramen with a sprinkle of my secret powder.
YOU'LL NEVER GET MY SECRET POWDER! NEVER! MWHAHAHAHA!
On with my story...
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Team 7's Apartment
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It took Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke a while to go back to Naruto's room.
First, on the way to tell Kakashi that Onichimaru was behind this, Sakura eyed their new Game Square2 sitting next to the T.V.
And it turned out Sasuke-kun was playing Mario Party4!
Kakashi was playing too I guess...
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Oh look!
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Sasuke-kun is playing! :)
So...Sakura thought she should play too!
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3 hours later...
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Sakura paused the game, Kakashi and Sasuke looked at her.
"I just remembered! Onichimaru is going to attack!" Sakura said as she stood up.
"Orochimaru?!" Kakashi and Sasuke said in un-belief.
"NO! ONICHIMARU!"
"OMG! ONICHIMARU? ......He's so fucking easy..." Kakashi said as he daydreamed fighting him.
"How did you find this information?" Sasuke said as he ignored Kakashi.
"The Sake wrapper in Naruto's room..."
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Naruto's room
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Naruto sat on his bed and stared at the floor. His eyes were shadowed and showed no emotion at all.
Kakashi broke down Naruto's door and said something around the lines of him being team 7's ruler.
The trio huddled around the wrapper on the wall and read the warning.
Kakashi looked at Naruto and saw his face.
"Kakashi-sensei? Is Naruto okay?" Sakura said as she looked at him.
Kakashi walked over to him and poked him.
"THE POOR BOY MUST BE IN SHOCK! HEARING THE NEWS OF HIS DOOM MUST HAVE MADE HIM GO INTO A COMA! OMG!" Kakashi said as he shook him again.
"Or it could just be this..." Sasuke said as he held up the almost empty bag of weed mixed with all of these speed-pills.
"Oh..."
Kakashi said as he walked from Naruto to the wrapper and ripped it off the wall and walked out of the room leaving Sakura and Sasuke puzzled.
"But sensei...those are drugs...their illegal..." Sakura said as she eyed the bag of weed with caution.
She was suddenly pinned to the wall by a huge force. Kakashi appeared in front of her with his arm in front of her neck. His eye was red and he looked pissed off.
"That's why your not going to tell anyone...got it?"
Kakashi said in a threating voice. Sakura just nodded and Kakashi's visible eye turned into a up-side down crescent moon as he smiled and said good. And with that, he was gone with a poof.
Sakura's face was white and one bead of sweat rolled down her cheek. Sasuke looked at her as he made sure she didn't see him as he slid the bag in his pocket.
"Wanna go to Ichiraku Ramen Noodle Bar?"
Sasuke said as he gripped his wallet in his pocket.
Naruto's face grew back his color as did his beady blue eyes as his eyes sparkled and stood up and said sure.
Sakura's mind raced as she dreamt of her and Sasuke sharing a bowl together and holding hands in a split second.
Sakura's face turned back to normal and said a yeah in confidence. And with that, the team was off to the Ramen Bar.
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TBC
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MWAHAHAHA...
I just thought of something...
If it's Ichiraku Ramen Noodle BAR...does that mean they can buy beer there? I mean...it's a BAR....for Pete's sake...who the hells Pete anyway? The next chapter is a deleted scene...IT'S THE SAME CHAPTER BUT SCOTT ADDED SOMETHING AFTER SAKURA SAYS DRUGS ARE ILLEGLE. IM SORRY FOR HIS GENDER MIX-UP WITH SAKURA. He does not read Naruto....The next chapter might disturb you though...
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