"Are you an astro... astro... astro... scientist like Auntie Sam?" Hannah
asked.
"Theoretical Astrophysicist." Jack supplied. "No I'm not a scientist. It's my job to make sure that Auntie Sam doesn't get hurt while she's doing her job."
"So you're kind of like a bodyguard?" Hannah questioned.
"Sort of."
"Do you have a gun?" Matthew asked.
"Only when absolutely necessary. Guns aren't toys, they're very dangerous and you should avoid them at all costs. I want you both to promise me you'll never ever ever touch a gun."
"Why?" Matthew asked.
"Guns are dangerous even if you're highly trained. There are always occasions when people get hurt when they are not supposed to when guns are involved. I want you both to promise me."
"I promise Uncle Jack." Hannah said.
"Me too."
"Now that's out the way, do you kids like ice hockey?" Jack asked.
"Uncle Jack we're from San Diego, we like the Padres and the Chargers." Matthew pointed out.
~
"Here we go." Jack said as he switched on a light so they could see where they were going in the house. "And just in time for the Simpsons."
"What are the Simpson's?" Hannah asked.
"You've never seen the Simpson's that's something we should rectify right now." He switched the TV and flicked to the appropriate channel. "Pull up a seat and I'll introduce you."
~
"He's good with them." Jacob whispered over Sam's shoulder as she stood watching Jack and the kids.
"He's always good with kids. I guess it's time I went and said hello." She crossed the room and jumped into Jack's lap. "What you watching?"
"Auntie Sam." Both kids hugged her.
"It's good to see you too. So what are you watching?" She asked.
"The Simpson's." Matthew supplied.
"I though we talked about not corrupting the kids." Sam said.
"The Simpson's aren't corruption they are educational." Jack corrected.
"Uncle Jack why are they yellow?" Hannah asked.
"Yeah, Uncle Jack why are they yellow?" Sam asked.
"Because they'd look weird if they were blue with green spots." Hannah giggled at Jack's suggestion of an answer.
"You're funny."
"He's really not; he just likes to think he is. He gets he's weird sense of humour from watching too many episodes of the Simpson's."
"Tickle Auntie Sam." The kids helped to tickle Sam until she shrieked.
"What's going on here?" Mark asked.
"We're tickling Auntie Sam." Hannah replied.
"Why?" He questioned.
"Because I committed sacrilege by insulting the Simpson's." Sam replied catching her breath. "Hey Mark."
"Hey Sam."
TBC
A/N: I know it's short but I got stuck with where I wanted this to go. But I'll figure this out.
"Theoretical Astrophysicist." Jack supplied. "No I'm not a scientist. It's my job to make sure that Auntie Sam doesn't get hurt while she's doing her job."
"So you're kind of like a bodyguard?" Hannah questioned.
"Sort of."
"Do you have a gun?" Matthew asked.
"Only when absolutely necessary. Guns aren't toys, they're very dangerous and you should avoid them at all costs. I want you both to promise me you'll never ever ever touch a gun."
"Why?" Matthew asked.
"Guns are dangerous even if you're highly trained. There are always occasions when people get hurt when they are not supposed to when guns are involved. I want you both to promise me."
"I promise Uncle Jack." Hannah said.
"Me too."
"Now that's out the way, do you kids like ice hockey?" Jack asked.
"Uncle Jack we're from San Diego, we like the Padres and the Chargers." Matthew pointed out.
~
"Here we go." Jack said as he switched on a light so they could see where they were going in the house. "And just in time for the Simpsons."
"What are the Simpson's?" Hannah asked.
"You've never seen the Simpson's that's something we should rectify right now." He switched the TV and flicked to the appropriate channel. "Pull up a seat and I'll introduce you."
~
"He's good with them." Jacob whispered over Sam's shoulder as she stood watching Jack and the kids.
"He's always good with kids. I guess it's time I went and said hello." She crossed the room and jumped into Jack's lap. "What you watching?"
"Auntie Sam." Both kids hugged her.
"It's good to see you too. So what are you watching?" She asked.
"The Simpson's." Matthew supplied.
"I though we talked about not corrupting the kids." Sam said.
"The Simpson's aren't corruption they are educational." Jack corrected.
"Uncle Jack why are they yellow?" Hannah asked.
"Yeah, Uncle Jack why are they yellow?" Sam asked.
"Because they'd look weird if they were blue with green spots." Hannah giggled at Jack's suggestion of an answer.
"You're funny."
"He's really not; he just likes to think he is. He gets he's weird sense of humour from watching too many episodes of the Simpson's."
"Tickle Auntie Sam." The kids helped to tickle Sam until she shrieked.
"What's going on here?" Mark asked.
"We're tickling Auntie Sam." Hannah replied.
"Why?" He questioned.
"Because I committed sacrilege by insulting the Simpson's." Sam replied catching her breath. "Hey Mark."
"Hey Sam."
TBC
A/N: I know it's short but I got stuck with where I wanted this to go. But I'll figure this out.