Disclaimer: NONE OF THIS IS MINE!! 'cept for da plot.
A/N: Well I'm finally back!! I haven't updated this story in a couple years now... so anyway sorry 4 the wait obviously... and enjoy the chapter.
Chapter 5: a sickly reminder
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...a long fat and green snake. It looked heavy and plump and its green scales sparkled strangely in the hot sun. It winded around countless shrubs and palm trees and its yellow eyes pierced through everything.
Harry dropped his spear.
Hermione continued screaming.
Ron yelled for Hermione to shut the hell up. Hermione clamped her mouth shut and scrambled back away into the tent.
"Oh... my... GOD!!!" shreiked Hermione from the tent. "HAVE YOU TWO GOT NO SENSE?!?! GET BACK HERE BEFORE IT *KILLS* YOU FOOLS!!!"
"SHUT UP FOR THE LAST TIME HERMIONE!!" shouted Ron with frustration.
Harry wasn't sure what to do... He knew he could talk to snakes but it was too dangerous. What if it was evil or something... even worse... what if it was VOLDEMORT. He had no idea what to do. His eyes looked around, and he desperately tried not to make eye contact with that slithery beast. But he had to.
He finally looked into its little eyes and said to it loudly and clearly, "WHAT DO YOU WANT."
Ron, who was watching anxiously, said in a small and oddly high-pitched voice, "W-what did you say to it?"
"I asked it what it wanted," said Harry calmly as his stomach jumped a bit.
The slithered out its forked tongue and said in a sultry voice that only Harry could understand, "You." Harry gasped.
"What?! WHAT?!?!" yelled Ron in agony. "WHAT DID IT SAY?"
Harry had lost his calm, self control. Now he was just as frightened as Ron. He squeaked, "It wants me."
Hermione let out another shreik and dashed out of the tent and began tugging at their arms.
"Please come into the tent.. PLEASE. It will kill you!" She had bright tears in her chocolaty eyes.
For a moment Harry gave in to her pleas, but he had to stand his ground. He had to. He could not give up. He could never give up.
He looked at the snake again and it slithered its blood red tongue. Then the snake said quite plainly, "You're hot."
Harry froze. Now wait a minute... that didn't make sense. He wanted to say "What do you mean?" but it was quite clear. But it just didn't make sense!
Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were arguing.
"Come ON Ron, it's dangerous!"
"No! I'm not leaving without Harry! Why aren't you badgering him you little badger!"
"Because he's stronger than you- ya little twit!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY-"
"WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!!" bellowed Harry, and they fell silent at once. "It just said that I'm hot!"
It sounded so ridiculous that Ron and Hermione simply stared with confusion at him. Harry began to laugh.
"But-" began Hermione. "It thinks I'm hot!" said Harry.
"That doesn't make any sense.." mumbled Hermione, now flushed pink with embarrassment.
Ron began to join in the laughter too. "Yea... you're pretty popular Harry. Even the ANIMALS want you!"
Harry gasped between his giggles and said to the snake back in a deep, sizzling voice, "You are soooo sexy you sexy beast!"
The snake flicked its tail and stared lustfully at him.
"Harry," said Ron grinning, after he caught his breath. "What if it's a boy snake?"
Harry's smile faded.
"EWWWWWWW YOU GROSS PERVERT!" squealed Hermione who had jolted out of her stunned silence. "I can't believe this. I'm going back to the tent."
"It's just a joke HErmione! I mean, it's probably a girl snake-"
But Hermione had already zipped close the tent and Harry knew that if he would walk in there, she would be pouting.
He looked back to see the snake again, but it was gone. He didn't even hear it.
"Where did it go?" he asked, puzzled.
"I dunno... is it in your pants already Harry? You shouldn't jump forward in a relationship like that-"
"God Ron that's gross!" said Harry disgustingly.
Ron grinned and shrugged, but then said- "Well matey, what do you say we get it on?"
********************************* A/N- leaving you with that thought... I've got nothing 2 say but review! I PROMISE you I will have the next chapter up very soon!! But please PLEEEAASE be nice and review for me! Or else there will be no motivation for me to continue! Have a nice day! :)
A/N: Well I'm finally back!! I haven't updated this story in a couple years now... so anyway sorry 4 the wait obviously... and enjoy the chapter.
Chapter 5: a sickly reminder
**************************
...a long fat and green snake. It looked heavy and plump and its green scales sparkled strangely in the hot sun. It winded around countless shrubs and palm trees and its yellow eyes pierced through everything.
Harry dropped his spear.
Hermione continued screaming.
Ron yelled for Hermione to shut the hell up. Hermione clamped her mouth shut and scrambled back away into the tent.
"Oh... my... GOD!!!" shreiked Hermione from the tent. "HAVE YOU TWO GOT NO SENSE?!?! GET BACK HERE BEFORE IT *KILLS* YOU FOOLS!!!"
"SHUT UP FOR THE LAST TIME HERMIONE!!" shouted Ron with frustration.
Harry wasn't sure what to do... He knew he could talk to snakes but it was too dangerous. What if it was evil or something... even worse... what if it was VOLDEMORT. He had no idea what to do. His eyes looked around, and he desperately tried not to make eye contact with that slithery beast. But he had to.
He finally looked into its little eyes and said to it loudly and clearly, "WHAT DO YOU WANT."
Ron, who was watching anxiously, said in a small and oddly high-pitched voice, "W-what did you say to it?"
"I asked it what it wanted," said Harry calmly as his stomach jumped a bit.
The slithered out its forked tongue and said in a sultry voice that only Harry could understand, "You." Harry gasped.
"What?! WHAT?!?!" yelled Ron in agony. "WHAT DID IT SAY?"
Harry had lost his calm, self control. Now he was just as frightened as Ron. He squeaked, "It wants me."
Hermione let out another shreik and dashed out of the tent and began tugging at their arms.
"Please come into the tent.. PLEASE. It will kill you!" She had bright tears in her chocolaty eyes.
For a moment Harry gave in to her pleas, but he had to stand his ground. He had to. He could not give up. He could never give up.
He looked at the snake again and it slithered its blood red tongue. Then the snake said quite plainly, "You're hot."
Harry froze. Now wait a minute... that didn't make sense. He wanted to say "What do you mean?" but it was quite clear. But it just didn't make sense!
Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were arguing.
"Come ON Ron, it's dangerous!"
"No! I'm not leaving without Harry! Why aren't you badgering him you little badger!"
"Because he's stronger than you- ya little twit!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY-"
"WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!!" bellowed Harry, and they fell silent at once. "It just said that I'm hot!"
It sounded so ridiculous that Ron and Hermione simply stared with confusion at him. Harry began to laugh.
"But-" began Hermione. "It thinks I'm hot!" said Harry.
"That doesn't make any sense.." mumbled Hermione, now flushed pink with embarrassment.
Ron began to join in the laughter too. "Yea... you're pretty popular Harry. Even the ANIMALS want you!"
Harry gasped between his giggles and said to the snake back in a deep, sizzling voice, "You are soooo sexy you sexy beast!"
The snake flicked its tail and stared lustfully at him.
"Harry," said Ron grinning, after he caught his breath. "What if it's a boy snake?"
Harry's smile faded.
"EWWWWWWW YOU GROSS PERVERT!" squealed Hermione who had jolted out of her stunned silence. "I can't believe this. I'm going back to the tent."
"It's just a joke HErmione! I mean, it's probably a girl snake-"
But Hermione had already zipped close the tent and Harry knew that if he would walk in there, she would be pouting.
He looked back to see the snake again, but it was gone. He didn't even hear it.
"Where did it go?" he asked, puzzled.
"I dunno... is it in your pants already Harry? You shouldn't jump forward in a relationship like that-"
"God Ron that's gross!" said Harry disgustingly.
Ron grinned and shrugged, but then said- "Well matey, what do you say we get it on?"
********************************* A/N- leaving you with that thought... I've got nothing 2 say but review! I PROMISE you I will have the next chapter up very soon!! But please PLEEEAASE be nice and review for me! Or else there will be no motivation for me to continue! Have a nice day! :)