DISCLAIMER: I don't own them...
WARNING:
BEWARE!
THIS IS A DELETED CHAPER OF ONICHIMARU DANCE DANCE AND THE WATER GUN CLAN.
IT CONTAINS SLIGHT LIME.
IT IS NOT THE ACTUAL CHAPTER.
NONE OF THE STUNTS/ ACTIONS TAKING PLACE HERE WERE ACCIDENTLY TYPED BY THE AUTHORESS' FRIEND, SCOTT.
NONE OF THE WORDS TYPED IN THE STORY IS TRUE. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENINCE.
On with my story...
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Team 7's Apartment
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It took Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke a while to go back to Naruto's room.
First, on the way to tell Kakashi that Onichimaru was behind this, Sakura eyed their new Game Sphere2 sitting next to the T.V.
And it turned out Sasuke-kun was playing Mario Party4!
Kakashi was playing too I guess...
...Oh look!
...Sasuke-kun is playing!
So...Sakura thought she should play too!
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3 hours later...
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Sakura paused the game, Kakashi and Sasuke looked at her.
"I just remembered! Onichimaru is going to attack!" Sakura said as she stood up.
"Orochimaru?!" Kakashi and Sasuke said in un-belief.
"NO! ONICHIMARU!"
"OMG! ONICHIMARU? ......He's so fucking easy..." Kakashi said as he daydreamed fighting him.
"How did you find this information?" Sasuke said as he ignored Kakashi.
"The Sake wrapper in Naruto's room..."
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Naruto's room
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Naruto sat on his bed and stared at the floor. His eyes were shadowed and showed no emotion at all.
Kakashi broke down Naruto's door and said something around the lines of him being team 7's ruler.
The trio huddled around the wrapper on the wall and read the warning.
Kakashi looked at Naruto and saw his face.
"Kakashi-sensei? Is Naruto okay?" Sakura said as she looked at him.
Kakashi walked over to him and poked him.
No response.
Kakashi shook him softly.
No response.
Kakashi shook him roughly.
No response.
Kakashi then shook him violently.
No response.
He then put 'Yodeling to the Oldies' on.
OMG...
Guess What?
No response.
"THE POOR BOY MUST BE IN SHOCK! HEARING THE NEWS OF HIS DOOM MUST HAVE MADE HIM GO INTO A COMA!OMG!"Kakashi said as he shook him again.
"Or it could just be this..." Sasuke said as he held up the almost empty bag of weed mixed with all of these speed-pills.
"Oh..." Kakashi said as he walked from Naruto to the wrapper and ripped it off the wall and walked out of the room leaving Sakura and Sasuke puzzled.
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Scott's little 'add on'
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"But sensei...those are drugs...their illegal..." Sakura said as she eyed the bag of weed with caution. Sensei then said "drugs are not always bad....some drugs can calm u down and others can help u get laid."
Sakura was puzzled but when sensei offered him some he finally understood drugs... he swallowed the pill and 5 minutes later the whole world felt like a giant orgy of colors and emotions.. Sensei drove Sakura to the night club where he met Chloishi..
(A/N: Scott said Chloishi is suposed to be Chloe...dont ask why....) the room was dark the music was loud and the rapid flashes of light and laser shows clearly indicated the party was roaring.. chloishi touched his arm and it felt like a wild orgasm, he brought her in the back room of the night club where sensei could not find him and threw chloishi onto the floor.
(A/N: This is SUPER gross....)
Chloishi whipped out his penis and began teasing him with her tongue. Sakura never felt this much pleasure before not even those times Sensei played the touching game with him in the dojo... Sakura gently pushed Chloishi to the floor and ripped off her clothes.... Sakura thought to him self "yes drugs are good"
She was suddenly pinned to the wall by a huge force. Sakura appeared in front of her with his arm in front of her neck. His eye was red and he looked pissed off.
"Your not going to tell anyone...got it?" Sakura said in a threating voice. Chloishi just nodded and Sakura's visible eye turned into a up-side down crescent moon as he smiled and said good. And with that, he was gone with a 'poof'.
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End
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I was out at Media Play getting the new slipknot cd when Scott did this. He was home with Chloe and I forgot to exit out of Microsoft Word before leaving the house.
Oops?
I came home and clicked the space bar to get rid of the screen saver and I saw all of those red lines under this name, 'Chloishi'. And I was like, WTF? I read it and screamed,
"SCOTT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAKURA'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE HER GAY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and then my mom was like,
"Shut up....grrr..."
so I stopped ranting and put it as a deleted scene. I was going to call him a son-of-a-bitch....but I'm friends with his mom.
I hope you enjoyed it...I didn't really...
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