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fabulous and oh so entertaining characters *sigh* yep it's depressing ya
know
A/N- heeey I'm back!!! I LOVE the reviews- tell me anything- whether ya like it or ya don't or any suggestions! I will continue to update as soon as possible. Read and enjoy! :)
Chapter 6: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Harry stared at Ron with his mouth wide open. "Get it ... ON???" he finally said.
Ron gave a small laugh and replied, "Well, you know--"
-but suddenly Hermione's bushy brown head came into view and then her fist with her razor like knuckles came in seeming slow motion into contact with Ron's pointy nose.
"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" Ron howled.
"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU JERK?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!? I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOTIC FOOL AND I HATE YOU!! I WANT YOU TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!"
Harry had never, ever, seen Hermione so angry in his entire life. Not even when she slapped Malfoy in the third year. Hermione was now slamming her fist onto every part of Ron she could reach.
"Her-" (PUNCH) "MI" (PUNCH) "O" (SLAM!!) "NEEEEEE"!!!
Hermione was too mad to even care. Her face was scrunched up and red and smoke was really coming out of her ears in small short puffs.
Harry then realized that he should have probably been trying to break up the fight I mean... who would play the peacemaker? He sighed and reluctantly decided to end this entertaining battle.
"Alll right you two, time to break it up," he sighed.
But they were still fighting. Now Ron was fighting back- yanking Hermione's hair as hard as he could. Hermione was howling in pain.
"Ok you can stop fighting now," Harry said a little louder.
Hermione seized back her long hair and was now using it to tighten as a rope around Ron's long neck. Ron was now gasping for air.
"STOP IT!!!" Harry roared and he shoved them both away from each other.
Harry pushed back Hermione and held her hands behind her back.
"Seriously Hermione get a grip on yourself! You're losing control-" said Harry gruffly trying desperately not to laugh.
"LET ME AT HIM!! LET ME RIP HIM APART!!" she growled as she struggled violently.
Ron was sticking out his tongue . "NYA NYA NUH- NYA NYA!!"
"STOP IT RON YOU'LL PROVOKE HER!" yelled Harry.
"YOU ARE A SICKO!" she roared as she thrashed about.
"WHAT!?!?!" he retorted angrily. "All I was saying is that we should get on the fire! Like, LIGHT THE FIRE!"
Hermione began to blush deeply than ever before, which was considerably hard to do since her face was already redder than a brick as she realized her mistake.
"I was NOT hitting on Harry!" continued Ron. "I don't understand you!"
Hermione regained her stregnth and said, "Well I don't understand you either! Why couldn't you just say 'let's LIGHT the fire?!?!"
"Well what's wrong with being funny once in a while?!?!" yelled Ron.
"It was NOT funny !!!" she screamed as she yanked herself free of Harry and stormed off in the opposite direction.
Ron panted and slowly sat down in the sand. "What is WITH her?!" he fumed as he grabbed a nearby twig and began to break it in half and the halves and half, and the quarters in half... and so on and so forth.
"Well," sighed Harry as he also lowered himself onto the ground, "I think she was really upset about everything and you just sort of pushed her over the edge."
"It was just a JOKE!" exclaimed Ron.
Harry paused and finally said, "Well I guess she didn't get it."
Ron gave him a funny look.
"What?!" said Harry. "Look if you don't believe me why don't you just talk to her. You two need to work this out, as much as I'm enjoying this."
"Are you kidding?!" laughed Ron. "She'd probably blow her stack again... I don't know... she might whip me with her stupid hair!"
"Well you have to work this out. I mean... this is ridiculous. We should all be on the same side," said Harry seriously.
Ron exhaled noisily and finally said, "Alright fine but first she better cool off a little. I'll talk to her tonight."
Harry nodded solemnly. "Ok," he said.
That evening, Hermione was still not returning to the campsite.
"Maybe you should go find her," suggested Harry.
"I guess," answered Ron. "Well... if this is it then goodbye Harry- it has been a pleasure living with you."
Harry laughed and said, "She won't kill you. Just talk to her, ok?"
"Yea... we'll see. Pray that I'll make it out alive," said Ron as he disappeared into the greenery. Harry listened until his footprints disappeared and he decided to catch another fish. Only... he better not find another bloody one like he did last time... he'd have to work on that...
Ron made his way quietly across the island, searching everywhere for Hermione. He finally found her, sitting on the shore where the waves lapped against her feet. He approached as quietly as he could, being careful not to make that much noise. But she heard anyway.
She whipped her head around and with narrow eyes growled, "What do YOU want?"
Ron finally said, "I'msorryHermionepleasedon'tbemadatmeIwasjustkiddingandIwaswonderingifwecoul dbefriendsagain."
"What?!"
Ron drew in a deep breath, watched Hermione apprehensively, and said slowly, "I am really sorry that I made you mad. I honestly didn't mean to, and I'm sorry. I hope that you can um... forgive me."
Hermione stared at him. Finally, Ron was extremely releived to see, Hermione smiled slightly and said, "That's ok. And I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost control like that. I'm just sort of... worried I guess."
Ron sighed with liberation. "That's perfectly understandable," he said.
Hermione smiled slightly and said, "Well I'm glad you understand that because I will be killing myself tonight before the sun sets."
*cheesy record stopping noise you usually hear on tv shows* WOAH HOLD UP STOP RIGHT THERE
"WHAT?" said Ron with obvious fear. He could not have heard right.
"Yes Ron, you heard right. I am killing myself tonight. There is obviously no point in my existence."
"But- no- I mean- please- no" stammered Ron.
Hermione sighed in a sickingly serene way and said, "Ron I appreciate you fretting for me, but I am ready to escape this living hell."
Ron finally gathered himself and said, "Hermione just can't kill yourself. I thought you were optimistic. We will get out of this mess no matter what you say! So don't kill yourself." he finished.
Hermione didn't say anything but just picked up something in the sand. Ron squinted and saw.... Harry's SPEAR?!
"HOLY SHIT HERMIONE YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THIS ARE YOU?!"
"Of course I am you fool!" she sneered back sharply. "Do you think I would kid about this??!?!"
Ron grabbed his hair and began to... cry. "No Hermione, don't. You just can't. I need you... I mean- we need you..."
Hermione smiled sadly. "I will miss you Ron. But I have to die. It was just meant to be."
Harry suddenly appeared. "Has anyone seen my spear?" he said.
"Hermione is killing herself," Ron sobbed.
Harry simply blinked. "Oh that's nice. But have you seen my- WAIT HOLD UP WHAT IS SHE DOING?"
"She's killing herself!" sobbed Ron yet again.
Hermione had the spear now inches from her heart.
"Goodbye boys, you may eat me when the fish supply becomes low."
Harry dropped his jaw in horror. "No Hermione, you can't-"
The spear was now 5 centimeters from her heart and rapidly moving... suddenly Ron screamed "BUT HERMIONE I LOVE YOU!!!!"
*********************************** a/n: sorry this chapter took so long- but then again.. it is longer than what I usually do. But- what is this sudden outburst from Ron all about? please review and I will update ASAP. thanx :)
A/N- heeey I'm back!!! I LOVE the reviews- tell me anything- whether ya like it or ya don't or any suggestions! I will continue to update as soon as possible. Read and enjoy! :)
Chapter 6: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
****************************
Harry stared at Ron with his mouth wide open. "Get it ... ON???" he finally said.
Ron gave a small laugh and replied, "Well, you know--"
-but suddenly Hermione's bushy brown head came into view and then her fist with her razor like knuckles came in seeming slow motion into contact with Ron's pointy nose.
"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" Ron howled.
"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU JERK?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!? I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOTIC FOOL AND I HATE YOU!! I WANT YOU TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!"
Harry had never, ever, seen Hermione so angry in his entire life. Not even when she slapped Malfoy in the third year. Hermione was now slamming her fist onto every part of Ron she could reach.
"Her-" (PUNCH) "MI" (PUNCH) "O" (SLAM!!) "NEEEEEE"!!!
Hermione was too mad to even care. Her face was scrunched up and red and smoke was really coming out of her ears in small short puffs.
Harry then realized that he should have probably been trying to break up the fight I mean... who would play the peacemaker? He sighed and reluctantly decided to end this entertaining battle.
"Alll right you two, time to break it up," he sighed.
But they were still fighting. Now Ron was fighting back- yanking Hermione's hair as hard as he could. Hermione was howling in pain.
"Ok you can stop fighting now," Harry said a little louder.
Hermione seized back her long hair and was now using it to tighten as a rope around Ron's long neck. Ron was now gasping for air.
"STOP IT!!!" Harry roared and he shoved them both away from each other.
Harry pushed back Hermione and held her hands behind her back.
"Seriously Hermione get a grip on yourself! You're losing control-" said Harry gruffly trying desperately not to laugh.
"LET ME AT HIM!! LET ME RIP HIM APART!!" she growled as she struggled violently.
Ron was sticking out his tongue . "NYA NYA NUH- NYA NYA!!"
"STOP IT RON YOU'LL PROVOKE HER!" yelled Harry.
"YOU ARE A SICKO!" she roared as she thrashed about.
"WHAT!?!?!" he retorted angrily. "All I was saying is that we should get on the fire! Like, LIGHT THE FIRE!"
Hermione began to blush deeply than ever before, which was considerably hard to do since her face was already redder than a brick as she realized her mistake.
"I was NOT hitting on Harry!" continued Ron. "I don't understand you!"
Hermione regained her stregnth and said, "Well I don't understand you either! Why couldn't you just say 'let's LIGHT the fire?!?!"
"Well what's wrong with being funny once in a while?!?!" yelled Ron.
"It was NOT funny !!!" she screamed as she yanked herself free of Harry and stormed off in the opposite direction.
Ron panted and slowly sat down in the sand. "What is WITH her?!" he fumed as he grabbed a nearby twig and began to break it in half and the halves and half, and the quarters in half... and so on and so forth.
"Well," sighed Harry as he also lowered himself onto the ground, "I think she was really upset about everything and you just sort of pushed her over the edge."
"It was just a JOKE!" exclaimed Ron.
Harry paused and finally said, "Well I guess she didn't get it."
Ron gave him a funny look.
"What?!" said Harry. "Look if you don't believe me why don't you just talk to her. You two need to work this out, as much as I'm enjoying this."
"Are you kidding?!" laughed Ron. "She'd probably blow her stack again... I don't know... she might whip me with her stupid hair!"
"Well you have to work this out. I mean... this is ridiculous. We should all be on the same side," said Harry seriously.
Ron exhaled noisily and finally said, "Alright fine but first she better cool off a little. I'll talk to her tonight."
Harry nodded solemnly. "Ok," he said.
That evening, Hermione was still not returning to the campsite.
"Maybe you should go find her," suggested Harry.
"I guess," answered Ron. "Well... if this is it then goodbye Harry- it has been a pleasure living with you."
Harry laughed and said, "She won't kill you. Just talk to her, ok?"
"Yea... we'll see. Pray that I'll make it out alive," said Ron as he disappeared into the greenery. Harry listened until his footprints disappeared and he decided to catch another fish. Only... he better not find another bloody one like he did last time... he'd have to work on that...
Ron made his way quietly across the island, searching everywhere for Hermione. He finally found her, sitting on the shore where the waves lapped against her feet. He approached as quietly as he could, being careful not to make that much noise. But she heard anyway.
She whipped her head around and with narrow eyes growled, "What do YOU want?"
Ron finally said, "I'msorryHermionepleasedon'tbemadatmeIwasjustkiddingandIwaswonderingifwecoul dbefriendsagain."
"What?!"
Ron drew in a deep breath, watched Hermione apprehensively, and said slowly, "I am really sorry that I made you mad. I honestly didn't mean to, and I'm sorry. I hope that you can um... forgive me."
Hermione stared at him. Finally, Ron was extremely releived to see, Hermione smiled slightly and said, "That's ok. And I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost control like that. I'm just sort of... worried I guess."
Ron sighed with liberation. "That's perfectly understandable," he said.
Hermione smiled slightly and said, "Well I'm glad you understand that because I will be killing myself tonight before the sun sets."
*cheesy record stopping noise you usually hear on tv shows* WOAH HOLD UP STOP RIGHT THERE
"WHAT?" said Ron with obvious fear. He could not have heard right.
"Yes Ron, you heard right. I am killing myself tonight. There is obviously no point in my existence."
"But- no- I mean- please- no" stammered Ron.
Hermione sighed in a sickingly serene way and said, "Ron I appreciate you fretting for me, but I am ready to escape this living hell."
Ron finally gathered himself and said, "Hermione just can't kill yourself. I thought you were optimistic. We will get out of this mess no matter what you say! So don't kill yourself." he finished.
Hermione didn't say anything but just picked up something in the sand. Ron squinted and saw.... Harry's SPEAR?!
"HOLY SHIT HERMIONE YOU AREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THIS ARE YOU?!"
"Of course I am you fool!" she sneered back sharply. "Do you think I would kid about this??!?!"
Ron grabbed his hair and began to... cry. "No Hermione, don't. You just can't. I need you... I mean- we need you..."
Hermione smiled sadly. "I will miss you Ron. But I have to die. It was just meant to be."
Harry suddenly appeared. "Has anyone seen my spear?" he said.
"Hermione is killing herself," Ron sobbed.
Harry simply blinked. "Oh that's nice. But have you seen my- WAIT HOLD UP WHAT IS SHE DOING?"
"She's killing herself!" sobbed Ron yet again.
Hermione had the spear now inches from her heart.
"Goodbye boys, you may eat me when the fish supply becomes low."
Harry dropped his jaw in horror. "No Hermione, you can't-"
The spear was now 5 centimeters from her heart and rapidly moving... suddenly Ron screamed "BUT HERMIONE I LOVE YOU!!!!"
*********************************** a/n: sorry this chapter took so long- but then again.. it is longer than what I usually do. But- what is this sudden outburst from Ron all about? please review and I will update ASAP. thanx :)