Chapter 14 William Gets Beaten By A Girl. ( HAHA!)
Hawaiikel: yah, ok i will. I'm glad some1 likes it.
Rebbeca Diltz: How the hell is this story an insult to Tamora Pierce? I know it's a bit modern, but who gives a fuck? Just you obviously. Jon persuaded Kally to become a proper princess because it would be hard to find a prince who wanted to marry her. At least, thats what it says on Tammy's website. If you don't like the way I write, get your prissy little nose out of my fucking story and read someone else's.
Hoppuschick182: glad arms better now. I'll be able to update every other day or so for a few weeks so, hopefully you wont forget anythin.
Aolly20: Thank you I try. In fact, my friends call me the Bitch from Hell. I'm very proud of my title. And dont worry, im definitely plannin a slow and painful death for Sir Ugly. If ya got any ideas, share em with me.
FelSong: I'm updating, I'm updating. Jeez. Lolzie :p
Rizka: Yes, very twisty. Oh, I know. I don't like her very much.
A/N: Wow. I got a flame, and I know it sounds weird, but that was kinda cool. Fun too. In, fact if two very hot, very muscular guys weren't holdin me back now by the arms, I'd kick her ass. Lolzie, any who, I dont think I forgot any one, but I'm sorry if I did. Now read and enjoy, and who knows maybe more people will review ;p
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, only things mine are Chris and the cardboard box I live in. You can all take Will, he's dorky.
" Christopher of Letrana, Crown-Prince of Galla."
" Yeah, and I'm the Princess Royal of Tortal." Kally said.
Chris frowned, " I'm not joking."
" Me neither."
" WHAT?!?!?!?!"
" That's just what I was thinking. What a coincydink."
" You're..."
" Yup, that's why I have to listen to my father and marry Sir Ugly."
" Sir Ugly?"
" That's what my brother calls him. Does Roald know who you really are?"
" Nope. Just you., but I'm gonna tell Robbie and Bobbie. How is Roald anyways?"
" Oh, he was okay last I saw him. Hey, did ya know I made a deal with my father?"
" How could I? I didn't even know who you were."
" Oh, right. Well, if William tries to prevent me from helping you or from fighting, I don't have to marry him."
" Cool. So, how bad are ya gonna act?"
" Who needs to act? William comes from one of the most conservative families. All I gotta do is be myself and he'll run away screaming."
" Ha Ha! Well, I guess we better go back so that you can get to work. Are you mad at me?"
" Not unless your mad at me."
" Ok then. May I have the honor of escorting you princess?" Chris said bowing gallantly.
" I'd be delighted Your Highness," Kally said mockingly as she curtsied, then placed her hand on Chris's arm as they walked back inside.
When they went over to the table, many of the other women had left, probably because of the ugly knight that was losing in chess against Robbie.
" Wow, that William guy isn't very good if he's losing to Robbo, the worst chess player of all time," Chris whispered as they sat down.
" Of course not," Kally said. " I'm playin the loser!" she shouted. Of course, after that William lost and she beat him.
After losing twice, and one of those times were to a princess, William was very mad. His face turned red, making him even uglier, if thats possible. " I'm going to bed," he said grumpily. " Do you want to come, Tigress?"
" Umm, no, I have to beat everyone else too. It would only be fair."
" HA! You wont beat me Kelly. I am the CHAMPION!" Chris shouted.
" Bring it on!" she challenged, already forgetting William as he huffed and stormed up the stairs to his room.
" Oh, girl, it's already been brought'n." He said sitting down in front of her. " So, you share a bed with him?"
" Ewwwwww! NO! Thats so GROOOOOOSSSSSS! Start Playin."
"As you wish, Milady."
" Will you guys just start playin already. We still need to make a plan for your sister."
" Oh, right."
An hour later, Chris won and started explaining everything.
" Yeah, um... First, you guys should know that I am the Crown- Prince of Galla, so, that makes the girl we're rescuing a princess. The-"
" Wait! You're the what!?" Bobbie exclaimed.
" Did he just say the crown prince!?" Robbie asked in shock.
" Yes he did, now let him continue with no more interruptions."
Chris looked gratefully at Kally, the started, " The Mercenaries are takin her to The Warlord in Saren-"
"SAREN!!!" Kally exclaimed.
" Hey! What happened to no interruptions?"
" Sorry Chris, but my mother..."
" Oh, right. But this is guy who killed her father, nothings wrong with going against him."
" That's not the problem. I'm part K'mir and obviously, it won't be easy with me around to infiltrate."
" What's your problem Kelly? You never chicken out. Everything will be fine," Bobbie said.
" No, you dont understand. My mother, before she was married, was Thayet jian Wilima. I resemble my father, but it's dangerous all the same. Zhir Anduo surely knows how a princess of Tortall would look, even if she doesn't resemble her mother."
" P-P-Princess?!" Robie said in utter disbelief.
" Yes. I am Princess Kalasin of Conte."
" Wow! Are there any other royal Shang?" Bobbie asked.
" Not that I know of, but don't go telling everyone."
" Don't worry, we wont. Maybe we could just disguise you. We all need disguises, or it'll be obvious, we're there to take Chris's sister back."
" Oh, I totally forgot about that. I'm sorry I ever thought you were dumb Bobbie."
" Oh thats all right, Hey!"
Kally giggled. It felt so good to tell her friends the truth, looking over at Chris, She could tell that he was thinking the same thing.
A/N : OK, here's the deal. If you want me to e-mail you when I put in another chapter, tell me in a review. Well, g2g. C U L8TR peeps. Luv, Kristen
Hawaiikel: yah, ok i will. I'm glad some1 likes it.
Rebbeca Diltz: How the hell is this story an insult to Tamora Pierce? I know it's a bit modern, but who gives a fuck? Just you obviously. Jon persuaded Kally to become a proper princess because it would be hard to find a prince who wanted to marry her. At least, thats what it says on Tammy's website. If you don't like the way I write, get your prissy little nose out of my fucking story and read someone else's.
Hoppuschick182: glad arms better now. I'll be able to update every other day or so for a few weeks so, hopefully you wont forget anythin.
Aolly20: Thank you I try. In fact, my friends call me the Bitch from Hell. I'm very proud of my title. And dont worry, im definitely plannin a slow and painful death for Sir Ugly. If ya got any ideas, share em with me.
FelSong: I'm updating, I'm updating. Jeez. Lolzie :p
Rizka: Yes, very twisty. Oh, I know. I don't like her very much.
A/N: Wow. I got a flame, and I know it sounds weird, but that was kinda cool. Fun too. In, fact if two very hot, very muscular guys weren't holdin me back now by the arms, I'd kick her ass. Lolzie, any who, I dont think I forgot any one, but I'm sorry if I did. Now read and enjoy, and who knows maybe more people will review ;p
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, only things mine are Chris and the cardboard box I live in. You can all take Will, he's dorky.
" Christopher of Letrana, Crown-Prince of Galla."
" Yeah, and I'm the Princess Royal of Tortal." Kally said.
Chris frowned, " I'm not joking."
" Me neither."
" WHAT?!?!?!?!"
" That's just what I was thinking. What a coincydink."
" You're..."
" Yup, that's why I have to listen to my father and marry Sir Ugly."
" Sir Ugly?"
" That's what my brother calls him. Does Roald know who you really are?"
" Nope. Just you., but I'm gonna tell Robbie and Bobbie. How is Roald anyways?"
" Oh, he was okay last I saw him. Hey, did ya know I made a deal with my father?"
" How could I? I didn't even know who you were."
" Oh, right. Well, if William tries to prevent me from helping you or from fighting, I don't have to marry him."
" Cool. So, how bad are ya gonna act?"
" Who needs to act? William comes from one of the most conservative families. All I gotta do is be myself and he'll run away screaming."
" Ha Ha! Well, I guess we better go back so that you can get to work. Are you mad at me?"
" Not unless your mad at me."
" Ok then. May I have the honor of escorting you princess?" Chris said bowing gallantly.
" I'd be delighted Your Highness," Kally said mockingly as she curtsied, then placed her hand on Chris's arm as they walked back inside.
When they went over to the table, many of the other women had left, probably because of the ugly knight that was losing in chess against Robbie.
" Wow, that William guy isn't very good if he's losing to Robbo, the worst chess player of all time," Chris whispered as they sat down.
" Of course not," Kally said. " I'm playin the loser!" she shouted. Of course, after that William lost and she beat him.
After losing twice, and one of those times were to a princess, William was very mad. His face turned red, making him even uglier, if thats possible. " I'm going to bed," he said grumpily. " Do you want to come, Tigress?"
" Umm, no, I have to beat everyone else too. It would only be fair."
" HA! You wont beat me Kelly. I am the CHAMPION!" Chris shouted.
" Bring it on!" she challenged, already forgetting William as he huffed and stormed up the stairs to his room.
" Oh, girl, it's already been brought'n." He said sitting down in front of her. " So, you share a bed with him?"
" Ewwwwww! NO! Thats so GROOOOOOSSSSSS! Start Playin."
"As you wish, Milady."
" Will you guys just start playin already. We still need to make a plan for your sister."
" Oh, right."
An hour later, Chris won and started explaining everything.
" Yeah, um... First, you guys should know that I am the Crown- Prince of Galla, so, that makes the girl we're rescuing a princess. The-"
" Wait! You're the what!?" Bobbie exclaimed.
" Did he just say the crown prince!?" Robbie asked in shock.
" Yes he did, now let him continue with no more interruptions."
Chris looked gratefully at Kally, the started, " The Mercenaries are takin her to The Warlord in Saren-"
"SAREN!!!" Kally exclaimed.
" Hey! What happened to no interruptions?"
" Sorry Chris, but my mother..."
" Oh, right. But this is guy who killed her father, nothings wrong with going against him."
" That's not the problem. I'm part K'mir and obviously, it won't be easy with me around to infiltrate."
" What's your problem Kelly? You never chicken out. Everything will be fine," Bobbie said.
" No, you dont understand. My mother, before she was married, was Thayet jian Wilima. I resemble my father, but it's dangerous all the same. Zhir Anduo surely knows how a princess of Tortall would look, even if she doesn't resemble her mother."
" P-P-Princess?!" Robie said in utter disbelief.
" Yes. I am Princess Kalasin of Conte."
" Wow! Are there any other royal Shang?" Bobbie asked.
" Not that I know of, but don't go telling everyone."
" Don't worry, we wont. Maybe we could just disguise you. We all need disguises, or it'll be obvious, we're there to take Chris's sister back."
" Oh, I totally forgot about that. I'm sorry I ever thought you were dumb Bobbie."
" Oh thats all right, Hey!"
Kally giggled. It felt so good to tell her friends the truth, looking over at Chris, She could tell that he was thinking the same thing.
A/N : OK, here's the deal. If you want me to e-mail you when I put in another chapter, tell me in a review. Well, g2g. C U L8TR peeps. Luv, Kristen