Pure Snow

Author's Notes: Chapter 7! Whhhheeee!!!! Hehehe.... ::eating a pixie stick:: It seems these are the only things that are keeping me alive and typin' Man, I have no life....

Disclaimer: ........I don't own Shaman King....

Chapter 7:

I jest while listening to her brag, but,
Anna was the first one up this morning. It seems she was so excited about school, she barely slept.

Maybe school will clear my mind from all of this confusion.....

She threw on her uniform and bolted downstairs. She straightened her tie and slipped on her black school jacket. Grabbing her bag, she was ready to go......if only Yoh and Hao were the same way. Anna grumbled and stomped upstairs. She knocked on the walls to wake them up.

"Come on! We have school!" Anna shouted. Yoh opened his eyes and looked at his alarm clock. "Anna! It's five o'clock in the morning! We still have two hours until school starts!" he whined.

"What he said!" Hao whined back.

"Don't give me that! It'll take you slowpokes two hours to get up and ready!"

"Uggghhhh!!! Let us sleep!" Yoh whined more.

Anna turned to Yoh's side and put her hands on her hips. "Get up or I'll make you do triple training!"

".....but there's no tournament!"

"Don't make me come in there...." Anna grumbled. Now Yoh knew better, he knew Anna could easily brake down the door and beat the stuffing out of him. On the other side, Hao opened his door and rubbed his eyes. "Is it always like this, this early in the morning?"

Anna turned back and looked at Hao who was yawning. "Most of the time." she sighed and turned back to Yoh's side. The two heard loud stumbles coming from Yoh's room. "Ugghhhh!" Yoh moaned. Anna started to get annoyed. She looked at Hao. "Could you please get him up? I'm gonna make some rice." Anna walked downstairs towards the kitchen to cook out her frustration. Hao opened Yoh's door and saw his other half, sleeping with his butt high in the air. Hao sighed. "It's times like this when I'm stunned how laid back I was."

He walked to the dead Yoh and lifted up the ankles and dragged him out of the room. "Come on Yoh! Wake....UP!" Hao started to struggle pulling Yoh. "God you're heavy! What the heck are you eating?!" Yoh's mouth was wide open, he left a trail of drool as Hao continued to drag him. When Hao approached the stairs he wondered how he'd get Yoh down the stairs. He then got an idea. Lifting Yoh up and setting him on his abdominal on the railing he'd be able to walk down with him.

When Hao let go of Yoh just for a moment Yoh slid down on the railing on his abdominal and crashed on wooden floor like a broken toy. Hao looked down at the still sleeping Yoh and blinked. "Oops.....at least it got him down...." He shrugged and walked into his room to get ready. He slipped on his pants, shirt, tie, and threw on his black school jacket.

Hao left his room, brushing his long silky hair and saw that Yoh was still there. He walked downstairs to make sure Yoh wasn't dead. Hao squatted down and poked him a few times. "Wakey, wakey Yoh...." Hao kept on poking him. Hao could smell Anna's rice. "Hmm....how am I gonna wake Yoh up?" Hao thought for a moment. "Ah! I know!" He looked at Yoh and took a deep breath.....and let out a loud "Oh my god! There's someone trying to steal Amidamaru!!!" in his ear.

Yoh's eyes flung open and he jumped up on his feet. "WHERE?! AMIDAMARU!!!!" Yoh looked around. Hao laughed. "Thought that might get you up!" Yoh glared at Hao. "You....That's not funny!!!" Yoh cried waterfall tears.

Hao stood up and grinned. "No, but it did get you up." Yoh sighed. He walked upstairs and into his room to get ready for school. Hao walked into the kitchen to see that the rice was already in three bowls and on the table. Anna was almost done with her breakfast. She put her bowl in the sink and grabbed her school bag. "I'm going to school now...bye." and Anna was gone.

Hao shrugged and gulped down his rice and grabbed his school bag. He shouted at Yoh who was still getting ready. "Hey, are you ready yet?!" Hao sighed, and mumbled under his breath. "My god, he takes forever! How does Anna put up with him?"

Small trots came from upstairs. Hao looked up to see his other half emerging from his room. Hao's eye twitched. "Yoh, you're a mess!" Yoh only groaned. He took one step off the stairs and tumbled down. Hao watched Yoh come crashing. "Oh my...." Hao blinked. Yoh stood up, half asleep. His stomach growled louder than a bear. Hao walked over to the table and grabbed the last remaining rice bowl on the table.

He walked over to Yoh. "Open up." Yoh just stood there. Hao started to get really annoyed. He knew only one way to get Yoh to eat. And it would be loud and painful....for Yoh at least. Hao lifted up his foot and with great speed, stomped on Yoh's foot. This caused Yoh to scream and Hao took that one chance to stuff the whole bowl of rice in Yoh's mouth. Hao clamped his hand on Yoh's mouth so he couldn't spit out the rice all over Hao.

Hao used his other hand to make Yoh chew, and then tilted his head back, forcing him to swallow. Of course Yoh choked, so Hao had to pour down some water down his throat, like a giant garbage disposal. Hao smiled at Yoh. "Now was that so bad?"

"Yeeesss! You almost killed me!" Yoh started to throw a tantrum. Hao sighed. He started to wonder how Yoh ended up 'destroying' him long back. "Come on you little cry baby, Anna's waiting for us." Hao turned his back towards Yoh to for a second so he could fetch his school bag. Once he grabbed the handle there was a loud collapse. Hao turned around, back towards Yoh to see him out cold on the cold wooden floor.

"Hmmm....maybe I shouldn't have stuffed all that rice down at once." Hao bent over and grabbed Yoh's ankle. He started to drag Yoh (on his back) out the door and all the way to school.
it's just as I thought, it'd be painful for her to be by herself.
ChibiLaryla: XD Awww.....poor Yoh having to go though all of that torture! Bad Hao, so cruel! Anyway, this was more of a stress relieving chapter. For all the drama that's gonna happen from here on. :D Plus, everyone enjoys a little humor every once and a while neh? Also, the more I listened to the actually song and read the lyrics and translation notes the more I thought "Man! This would be a better Tamao/Yoh/Anna triangle!" Because when you think about it, the person who wrote the song is talking about a shy girl (being Tamao) who is in love with the brave hero hunk person (being Yoh) and is jealous of his current relationship with another girl. (being Anna).

You can get the lyrics here www.waxinlyrical. com/ lyrics/ puresnow-sasakiyukohimikod. html (where I got mine)

And here... www. animelyrics. com/ anime/ himiko/ himikoop. htm

(remember to remove the spaces ;) )The translation notes basically say the same thing....hmmm...maybe I should write a one-sided fic of that when I finish this one.... :)