Disclaimer: Ok, we've been through this before, si? Let's say it in Spanish
now!!! No poseo El Señor de los Anillos! (Translation: I don't own the Lord
of the Rings) Ok, so I suck in Spanish. All that matters is whether I can
write fan fiction or not, right? ^_^;; Anyway, onto the review replies!
Gilraen Ar-Feiniel1: Don't worry, I know a lot about memory loss, believe- ... Ummmmm, what was I talking about again? ^_^;; Anyway, don't worry, all o their breeds are listed in chapter 1. By the way, don't feel bad for Aragorn... Not *yet* anyway... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lainfaer: Oh, I'm sorry I haven't updated in so long, too much work... @_@ Ah well. I'm glad you like how I portrayed Elrond and Thranduil. Thranduil is pretty hard considering I don't have much to work with. Hehehe, I don't think Boromir would think that "interesting" is the corrected way to refer to his 'condition'.
Lothiana: Excellent? Thanks, that's ... excellent!!! ^_^;; Hehehe, bad pun... Anyway, giggling is good! Review again!
Daemon Empress: Brilliant? Thanks! Get Elrond off of Thranduil's back? Elrond is the one who is going to need a way to get Thranduil outta Rivendell. You liked that line? That seems to be a favorite among reviewers. Review again!
Nirobie: I'm glad you like this story, thank you for all of you wonderful reviews for all of my stories. I'm trying to get an update in for everything now that the first quarter is over. Buh bye!!
MidnightPrincess: Thranduil seems to be rather popular among reviewers. Write more? Your wish is my command!
Legolas's fanatical fan girl;: Thanks Turtle! Really? I always thought that it was spelled 'Elohir'. Must check book. *looks at it* Gosh, you're right. It is 'Elrohir'... I wish someone had told me sooner... Now I have to replace all of my posted chapters that involve him... T_T Oh well, cya!!
Star-Stallion: Yeah, Pippin is a cutie, no doubt about it! Thranduil stole the show you think? Well, we certainly can't let him get away with *that* now, can we? Lol, a lot of people liked that line. Review again (and also update all you stories NOW!) ^^
Tourignyne: You like? That's good! Now, now, I don't think they want to scare everyone... yet... Besides, what would *you* rather do? Risk life, limb and sanity over a stupid ring, or get waited on, be allowed to sleep, eat, drink, and pee wherever and whenever you want? O_o rodents? Be nice or I'll have my friend, Gin sic his army of penguins on you! ^^
Bulma Greenleaf: Thanks a bunch. I think I have reviewed some of your stories but I can't be sure, if I haven't, I will. Cya!
Lady Laswen: You liked the gazebo thing? A lot of people liked the "ring wearing whore" one. Ah, 'tis good to be different. And I suspected that they were the same but I wasn't positive and I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. See ya around! ^^
Mascara freak: O_O Geez, don't choke. I don't need being sued for your death. And are you a mind reader? That's about to come up now! But I didn't think of it because of your review. My puppy is getting fixed today (poor dear). Cya!
Chapter 4: Bad Boy!
Thranduil was still rather pissy at the dinner table over the whole affair. Elrond gulped nervously when Thranduil shot him another dirty look. Breaking the silence, Elrond asked, "So... When are you going to return to Mirkwood?"
Thranduil blanched and suddenly became very interested in the food on his plate. "As soon as I get word that Legolas is safe..."
Legolas shook his head solemnly, "That means mother kicked him out and told him not to come back without me..."
Gimli scoffed, "So, I suppose we now know who wears the pants in *your* family, Elf!" Legolas glared at him but said nothing and instead, watched Pippin who was having a tailing chasing contest with Merry, Sam, and Frodo.
Unfortunately, the game came to a crashing end when Sam twirled right into one of the kitchen servants, sending the food flying. Thranduil and Elrond (who had years of battle experience on them) used their plates as shields but everyone else suffered the rain of food, plates and, silverware. Even more unfortunate was the fact that Arwen got the worst f the hot soup. She ran out of the room, screaming, to go and wash off the blistering broth.
Elrond glared down at all nine of the cowering dogs while Thranduil retrained himself from laughing in the background.
Elrond glowered at each and everyone of them before pronouncing their doom.
"I think they need to be fixed..."
A loud, collective yelp was heard from inside the building and was soon followed by nine dogs darting out of the dining hall and as far away as they could get.
Elrond looked at his two sons, "Elladan, Elrohir, go get them!" Elrohir and Elladan nodded and started off after them.
Legolas kept panting while he ran through the corridors of the Last Homely House. "THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I WONT LET THEM!!! ANYTHING BUT *THAT*!!! DAMN THOSE HOBBITS!!! THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!" He hid in the basement, next to a large wine barrel. When he smelt the wine, he began cursing the fact he no longer had pose able thumbs.
Aragorn whimpered as he began searching for a hiding place, ultimately choosing what had once been his room when he lived in Rivendell. "Ada wouldn't! I'm the heir of Isildur! I need to be able to produce children or men will be doomed. Ok, so I just don't want to loose my man- hood. That's still a big deal!!! What would I tell Arwen?" He made himself very comfortable under the bed.
Gimli fought the urge to cry when he thought about what they planned to do to his man-hood. "Orcs, I will fight, clad in a smile. I scoff at dragons and I pity wargs for their stupidity at challenging me! But *that*!!! *That* I deem more terrifying then anything on this planet!" He then made refuge under a pile of clothes in the laundry room.
Gandalf growled to himself, "I cannot believe I am running from those half-wit elves! How dare Elrond even *suggest* something like that! When I get back to normal, I'll see how much *he* likes the idea when it happens to *him*!!!" The wizard curled up in a hidden passageway behind a bookcase in the library.
Boromir was bawling as he ran down the hallway, "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! FIRST I AM MADE A FOOL OUT OF IN FRONT OF THE COUNSEL!!! THEN I WAS TURNED INTO A POODLE!!! NOW I'M GOING TO BE MADE INTO A EUNICH!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! WHY DOES ERU HATE ME!?!?!?!" Boromir scrambled under some hay in the barn.
The hobbits stayed together, which probably wasn't such a good idea as Pippin and Sam were knocking over everything in their path. "GREAT GOING PIPPIN!!! THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA WITH THE TAIL CHASING CONTEST!!!" Merry barked.
"WELL SAM IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKED THE SERVER OVER!!!" Pippin yelped.
Sam sobbed, "Mr. Frodo! They wont really do that to us, will they?"
Frodo replied, "I don't know, but keep running!!!"
The hobbits finally found a hiding spot that would hide all four of them in the garden, under a very large bush.
Elladan sighed as he saw the tracks split up into six routs. "This is odd. It's almost like those dogs *knew* what father meant..."
Elrohir shook his head, "But that's not possible. They probably didn't like his tone. Or maybe they just recognize that one word. You know, when they can tell their names are being called? Maybe they know that word refers to pain."
Elladan shuddered, "I feel bad for them... Could you imagine someone ordering that to happen to us?"
Elrohir trembled with the though of that torture, "Let's go find them..." He started down the path that the hobbits took, "Looks like a lot of them went this way."
The two brothers came upon the bush. Elladan frowned slightly, "The tracks end here... They must be close..."
Pippin gulped and Frodo tried to find the Ring.
Elrohir, "I bet they're in that bush..."
Sam began praying and Frodo found the Ring, but it was the clasp on his collar. He began trying to force a toe from his paw in it.
Elladan and Elrohir dived into the bush and grabbed the nearest dog they could. Frodo was caught before he could get the Ring on. Elladan and Elrohir finally tied up the four (hobbit) dogs and began to walk to their father's working room.
"Don't worry, you'll be knocked out the whole time so you won't feel a thing." Elladan said in what was meant to be a comforting tone. But a reminder of their fate only served to bring panic to the hobbits (dogs). They walked through the door where Elrond was getting ready to perform the dastardly deed.
"Ah, good, just tied them up there..." Elrond said while he got some anesthetic ready.
Thranduil frowned at the sharp and obviously painful tools Elrond had set out. He wondered how Elrond ever passed medicine school. "Don't you think this is a bit harsh? Dogs knock over things, you don't have to fix them for it..."
"Didn't you see Arwen when she left? Those dogs have too much energy, this will calm them down, indefinitely!" The hobbits cowered as the elf lord shot a bit of the anesthetic out of the needle. "Now go find the others!" Elladan ad Elrohir nodded and split up to fin the other five.
Elladan followed a set of tracks to a pile of dirty clothes in the laundry room with a tail sticking out of it. "I wonder if the little doggie could be... HERE!!!" he shouted while pulling on the tail and then, putting a rope around Gimli's neck. "Don't worry boy, I wont hurt you... It's Ada you have to worry about..." Gimli whimpered as he was dragged off.
At the same time, Elrohir was battling to get the rope around Gandalf's neck. After he finally achieved the task, he added a disgruntled Boromir to his posse of captured canines.
After dropping off those three, Elladan clapped his hands together, "Great, now all we need are those last two!" So the twins went off in search for Aragorn and Legolas, not knowing what hell they were walking to...
************************************************************************ BUMP, BUMP BUMMMM!!! A CLIFFIE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Will the Fellowship escape their dreadful fate? And how far will Legolas and Aragorn go to protect their man-hoods? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE FELLOWSHIP OF FLEAS!!! Please leave a review!
Gilraen Ar-Feiniel1: Don't worry, I know a lot about memory loss, believe- ... Ummmmm, what was I talking about again? ^_^;; Anyway, don't worry, all o their breeds are listed in chapter 1. By the way, don't feel bad for Aragorn... Not *yet* anyway... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lainfaer: Oh, I'm sorry I haven't updated in so long, too much work... @_@ Ah well. I'm glad you like how I portrayed Elrond and Thranduil. Thranduil is pretty hard considering I don't have much to work with. Hehehe, I don't think Boromir would think that "interesting" is the corrected way to refer to his 'condition'.
Lothiana: Excellent? Thanks, that's ... excellent!!! ^_^;; Hehehe, bad pun... Anyway, giggling is good! Review again!
Daemon Empress: Brilliant? Thanks! Get Elrond off of Thranduil's back? Elrond is the one who is going to need a way to get Thranduil outta Rivendell. You liked that line? That seems to be a favorite among reviewers. Review again!
Nirobie: I'm glad you like this story, thank you for all of you wonderful reviews for all of my stories. I'm trying to get an update in for everything now that the first quarter is over. Buh bye!!
MidnightPrincess: Thranduil seems to be rather popular among reviewers. Write more? Your wish is my command!
Legolas's fanatical fan girl;: Thanks Turtle! Really? I always thought that it was spelled 'Elohir'. Must check book. *looks at it* Gosh, you're right. It is 'Elrohir'... I wish someone had told me sooner... Now I have to replace all of my posted chapters that involve him... T_T Oh well, cya!!
Star-Stallion: Yeah, Pippin is a cutie, no doubt about it! Thranduil stole the show you think? Well, we certainly can't let him get away with *that* now, can we? Lol, a lot of people liked that line. Review again (and also update all you stories NOW!) ^^
Tourignyne: You like? That's good! Now, now, I don't think they want to scare everyone... yet... Besides, what would *you* rather do? Risk life, limb and sanity over a stupid ring, or get waited on, be allowed to sleep, eat, drink, and pee wherever and whenever you want? O_o rodents? Be nice or I'll have my friend, Gin sic his army of penguins on you! ^^
Bulma Greenleaf: Thanks a bunch. I think I have reviewed some of your stories but I can't be sure, if I haven't, I will. Cya!
Lady Laswen: You liked the gazebo thing? A lot of people liked the "ring wearing whore" one. Ah, 'tis good to be different. And I suspected that they were the same but I wasn't positive and I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. See ya around! ^^
Mascara freak: O_O Geez, don't choke. I don't need being sued for your death. And are you a mind reader? That's about to come up now! But I didn't think of it because of your review. My puppy is getting fixed today (poor dear). Cya!
Chapter 4: Bad Boy!
Thranduil was still rather pissy at the dinner table over the whole affair. Elrond gulped nervously when Thranduil shot him another dirty look. Breaking the silence, Elrond asked, "So... When are you going to return to Mirkwood?"
Thranduil blanched and suddenly became very interested in the food on his plate. "As soon as I get word that Legolas is safe..."
Legolas shook his head solemnly, "That means mother kicked him out and told him not to come back without me..."
Gimli scoffed, "So, I suppose we now know who wears the pants in *your* family, Elf!" Legolas glared at him but said nothing and instead, watched Pippin who was having a tailing chasing contest with Merry, Sam, and Frodo.
Unfortunately, the game came to a crashing end when Sam twirled right into one of the kitchen servants, sending the food flying. Thranduil and Elrond (who had years of battle experience on them) used their plates as shields but everyone else suffered the rain of food, plates and, silverware. Even more unfortunate was the fact that Arwen got the worst f the hot soup. She ran out of the room, screaming, to go and wash off the blistering broth.
Elrond glared down at all nine of the cowering dogs while Thranduil retrained himself from laughing in the background.
Elrond glowered at each and everyone of them before pronouncing their doom.
"I think they need to be fixed..."
A loud, collective yelp was heard from inside the building and was soon followed by nine dogs darting out of the dining hall and as far away as they could get.
Elrond looked at his two sons, "Elladan, Elrohir, go get them!" Elrohir and Elladan nodded and started off after them.
Legolas kept panting while he ran through the corridors of the Last Homely House. "THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I WONT LET THEM!!! ANYTHING BUT *THAT*!!! DAMN THOSE HOBBITS!!! THIS IS THEIR FAULT!!!" He hid in the basement, next to a large wine barrel. When he smelt the wine, he began cursing the fact he no longer had pose able thumbs.
Aragorn whimpered as he began searching for a hiding place, ultimately choosing what had once been his room when he lived in Rivendell. "Ada wouldn't! I'm the heir of Isildur! I need to be able to produce children or men will be doomed. Ok, so I just don't want to loose my man- hood. That's still a big deal!!! What would I tell Arwen?" He made himself very comfortable under the bed.
Gimli fought the urge to cry when he thought about what they planned to do to his man-hood. "Orcs, I will fight, clad in a smile. I scoff at dragons and I pity wargs for their stupidity at challenging me! But *that*!!! *That* I deem more terrifying then anything on this planet!" He then made refuge under a pile of clothes in the laundry room.
Gandalf growled to himself, "I cannot believe I am running from those half-wit elves! How dare Elrond even *suggest* something like that! When I get back to normal, I'll see how much *he* likes the idea when it happens to *him*!!!" The wizard curled up in a hidden passageway behind a bookcase in the library.
Boromir was bawling as he ran down the hallway, "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! FIRST I AM MADE A FOOL OUT OF IN FRONT OF THE COUNSEL!!! THEN I WAS TURNED INTO A POODLE!!! NOW I'M GOING TO BE MADE INTO A EUNICH!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! WHY DOES ERU HATE ME!?!?!?!" Boromir scrambled under some hay in the barn.
The hobbits stayed together, which probably wasn't such a good idea as Pippin and Sam were knocking over everything in their path. "GREAT GOING PIPPIN!!! THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA WITH THE TAIL CHASING CONTEST!!!" Merry barked.
"WELL SAM IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKED THE SERVER OVER!!!" Pippin yelped.
Sam sobbed, "Mr. Frodo! They wont really do that to us, will they?"
Frodo replied, "I don't know, but keep running!!!"
The hobbits finally found a hiding spot that would hide all four of them in the garden, under a very large bush.
Elladan sighed as he saw the tracks split up into six routs. "This is odd. It's almost like those dogs *knew* what father meant..."
Elrohir shook his head, "But that's not possible. They probably didn't like his tone. Or maybe they just recognize that one word. You know, when they can tell their names are being called? Maybe they know that word refers to pain."
Elladan shuddered, "I feel bad for them... Could you imagine someone ordering that to happen to us?"
Elrohir trembled with the though of that torture, "Let's go find them..." He started down the path that the hobbits took, "Looks like a lot of them went this way."
The two brothers came upon the bush. Elladan frowned slightly, "The tracks end here... They must be close..."
Pippin gulped and Frodo tried to find the Ring.
Elrohir, "I bet they're in that bush..."
Sam began praying and Frodo found the Ring, but it was the clasp on his collar. He began trying to force a toe from his paw in it.
Elladan and Elrohir dived into the bush and grabbed the nearest dog they could. Frodo was caught before he could get the Ring on. Elladan and Elrohir finally tied up the four (hobbit) dogs and began to walk to their father's working room.
"Don't worry, you'll be knocked out the whole time so you won't feel a thing." Elladan said in what was meant to be a comforting tone. But a reminder of their fate only served to bring panic to the hobbits (dogs). They walked through the door where Elrond was getting ready to perform the dastardly deed.
"Ah, good, just tied them up there..." Elrond said while he got some anesthetic ready.
Thranduil frowned at the sharp and obviously painful tools Elrond had set out. He wondered how Elrond ever passed medicine school. "Don't you think this is a bit harsh? Dogs knock over things, you don't have to fix them for it..."
"Didn't you see Arwen when she left? Those dogs have too much energy, this will calm them down, indefinitely!" The hobbits cowered as the elf lord shot a bit of the anesthetic out of the needle. "Now go find the others!" Elladan ad Elrohir nodded and split up to fin the other five.
Elladan followed a set of tracks to a pile of dirty clothes in the laundry room with a tail sticking out of it. "I wonder if the little doggie could be... HERE!!!" he shouted while pulling on the tail and then, putting a rope around Gimli's neck. "Don't worry boy, I wont hurt you... It's Ada you have to worry about..." Gimli whimpered as he was dragged off.
At the same time, Elrohir was battling to get the rope around Gandalf's neck. After he finally achieved the task, he added a disgruntled Boromir to his posse of captured canines.
After dropping off those three, Elladan clapped his hands together, "Great, now all we need are those last two!" So the twins went off in search for Aragorn and Legolas, not knowing what hell they were walking to...
************************************************************************ BUMP, BUMP BUMMMM!!! A CLIFFIE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Will the Fellowship escape their dreadful fate? And how far will Legolas and Aragorn go to protect their man-hoods? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE FELLOWSHIP OF FLEAS!!! Please leave a review!