Disclaimer: Nope, dun own it. sniffle I dun even own my pup pup anymore... TT He had to go up to the "Fire Hydrant in the Sky" cause he was sick (in the head). Wah-ness. I'd mope more but it happened months ago. That would be why I haven't worked on this in a bit. Because I based Legolas on my Legolas and we had to put him down so.. Yeah, kinda makes ya sad sniffle. ANYway, I don't own it. I tried to buy it but Tolkien hasn't returned any of my calls and I can't imagine why...
NightbirdSongbird: Thanks, you won't believe it, I think I'm getting sick AGAIN!!! screams into pillow Grrrrrrrrrrr... I'm not even one of those kids who spends forever in the hospital. I don't get it, I never used to get sick all the time... Oh well, here's a new chapter in accordance with the prophecy!
Sabrina: Oo Laughing your face of? Not good, I gotta get you face glue... Lol, here's another chappie!
Lothliana: Thanks. I know this isn't soon but, hey better late than never right?
Mistress of Balmoral: Lol, I wondered if anyone would catch that. A lot of people did. Don't worry, Legolas is all better now. Besides, I'm sure he'd rather get a minor face wound than a big wound down below.
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Star-Stallion: I'm glad you liked it. Make sure you update all of your fics really soon. I'm really into Hearts of Stone. And Narn I Hin, and Hunter in the Night... UPDATE ALL OF THEM!!!
Lemabaspot: Thanks, here it is, although it certainly isn't soon...
La la la la: CHAPTER! HERE! NOW!
Bulma Greenleaf: Well, here ya go! Thanks for the review!
Mascara freak: You know what? I think I'll have them do just that... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Lainfaer: Nope, they ain't getting fixed. Thank god, I don't think they liked that idea very much...
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Gilraen Ar-Feiniel1: I know, German Shepards are cute. 00 A snake bit? Where do you live? The desert? By the way... What's the RSPCA? ;;
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Sirithiliel: That sounds like a really cool dog! Maybe you can try changing her name to Arwen? What? Arwen means "Lady" In elvish? So why not? ;; Review again!
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Chapter 6: Uh-oh
The others stood over Legolas when they made it to the woods. Legolas was still in a stupor from being drugged and the events of the last chapter. Aragorn looked over his faced, "Good God, Legolas, what did they hit you with?"
Legolas, who was acting as though drunk, replied, "That stupid porcupine hit me with his butt!"
Aragorn could have fainted. "WHAT?!?!? YOU MEAN THEY WERE TRYING TO HELP YOU?!?!?!"
Legolas failed to answer as he suddenly became preoccupied with a fish in a puddle and sang to himself as he tried to catch it.
Gimli began growling, "THAT STUPID LITTLE- I'LL TEAR OUT HIS BLOODY THROAT!!!" he tried to jump at Legolas but Aragorn cuffed him in the head.
Aragorn then walked over to Legolas and dunked the blonde dog's head in the deep puddle a few times until Legolas jumped away from him. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!? AND WHY DOES MY FACE FEEL LIKE SOMEONE USED IT FOR A VALAR BLOODY DAMN PINCUSHION??!?"
"Because someone did..." Aragorn replied flatly.
Legolas stopped ranting, "...oh..."
Aragorn walked over to his friend, "So, now that I know you're alright, what was that about sleeping with Arwen four times?"
Legolas instantly became nervous, "Oh, did I say that out-loud? I mean, at all?"
Aragorn nodded with a dangerous grin on his face.
Legolas saw that and began to run for his life with Aragorn in hot pursuit.
Sam shook his head, "Don't tell me Mr. Strider has us save Legolas just so he could kill him?"
"I'm thinking... Yes..." Pippin replied.
They all heard a pair of yelps and then Aragorn and Legolas came running back, possibly faster than when they ran off. Right behind them was a very pissed off Elrond. The rest of the Fellowship had a feeling that they should be afraid too. Especially when Elrond had that knife with him.
Whatever was going to happen did not because (by luck) Thranduil was heard from a nearby clearing. "Elrond, is this not Gandalf's staff? ...And... clothes...? ...And... Aragorn's clothes and weapons... and my son's clothes... WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!"
Elrond rushed to eth distressed elf lord's side and examined the scene, sure enough, there were the clothes and belongings of each of eth fellowship, save the Ring. Elrond looked over the scene. "There are many... dog... tracks... here..." He picked up the staff and saw it had been tampered with, and he recognized the handiwork. "ELLADAN!!! ELROHIR!!! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"
The two elves ran into the clearing but stopped dead (and their faces paled until they resembled one dead) when they saw their father holding the staff and standing amongst the Fellowships' clothes and 9 dogs staring at them (each standing next to is respective set of clothes). The twins put two and two together. "Hey, Elladan, I think we turned them into dogs!" Elrohir chirped. Elladan could have smacked his younger brother. .
"So, you two did do this..." Elrond said, clearly livid.
Now, our dear Elladan was a prankster and brother with many years experience, and as all good siblings know, when the fury of you parent is about to come down on you like fire and brimstone, blame someone else.
"Wait a second... Legolas... You saw Arwen in her bedroom... Alone!" Elladan said (very glad he came up with something that good on such short notice).
Elrond caught that and moved his wrath over to a now terrified Prince of Mirkwood who was now making a hasty retreat into the woods.
TBC
Ack-ness, yes I know it's short I'M SORRY!!! But me brain is FRIED. Gimme a bit and I'll try to do better. And I'm pretty sure I got all of my reviewers but if I missed I'm sorry, I'll try to make it up to you somehow. Either way, sorry for short-ness and crappy-ness. ...-ness. ;; Oh yes, I was too lazy to read through this too so if you see a mistake please tell me and I'll fix it.