A/N: this will be for all the folowing chaps:
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"Come on let's go!" Miranda called grabbing Gordo's arm before he even had a chance to great her.
"Glad to see you too, now why am I coming with you again?" He asked faking annoyance.
"It's tradition," She replied simply.
"Um, true, but I think we're too old for this now, we should be more mature..." Gordo said with the best straight face that he could conger.
Miranda just stood there looking at him, "More mature?...Fine if you don't want to do our TRADITIONAL 'Mall Mania Madness' I guess I could go alone and eat all that ice cream, and try on all that stuff, with out telling you about all of the odd people there, and who needs premium mall footage any way right?" she said walking off, trying to keep her face neutral as well until she turned letting a smirk surface.
"Well if you're going you know it's the best friend thing to do, to go along, just ya know so you don't go alone, and have people looking a you like you're insane all alone and stuff." Gordo replied.
"GOOD! Lets GO!" she squealed grabbing his arm once more and dragging him to her truck.
Okay now what exactly is this 'Mall Mania Madness'? Well it's simple, they go to the mall, Gordo with his camera of course and, they go to every store there, yes every store. Then once there, they take turns trying stuff on whether it be hats, shoes clothes, you name it, they raid toy stores, basically they go to the mall and ransack the place, and usually only come out with one ice cream cone and a video full of the day's adventures, though during the process they see how many people they can fool in to doing odd stuff in front of the camera. Now why do they do this? Well it's not like they have much else to do, and it's fun!
"Okay so where to start this year..." Miranda started.
"There is the side closest to the food court..." Gordo continued
"Allows early snack, but then again there is the advantage of starting on the other side and having something to look forward to..."
"True, but the food court's on the third floor..."
"And we could start on the first and work our way up..."
"But by the time we get through the first floor we'll be too tired to pull off going up..."
"Ah the possibilities..."
They both burst out laughing they went through this every year, they'd perfected the speech, or the essence of it, they never seemed to remember exactly what they said the year before each year claiming that no year could top it, but the next always did. They'd decided long ago that the best bet was to enter from wherever the nearest parking space was.
"Cool got one close to the suite store!" Miranda squealed as she parked.
"I'm not trying on all of those suites while you just sit there," Gordo grumbled play fully.
"Fine I'll try some on too, not like you could stop me!" she smiled as she raced him in.
"Okay you first! " Miranda yelled as they stepped in.
"Gordo went about trying things on as Miranda video taped him, Like always they were playing a POP compilation on the speakers, because that just happens in malls.
"Gordo, come on get into it, pretend it's a music video!" Miranda scolded good naturedly, they went through this every year, it always took Gordo a bit to cool down and start to have totally crazy (in a good way) fun.
"Okay now your turn!"
"Fine," she went and grabbed a bunch of seemingly random stuff then ran into a dressing room. "Oh this is perfect!" she squealed.
She came out of the dressing room wearing a Superman tie over her regular black t-shirt, she also had on a black with red pinstripe sports jacket, along with a baggy pair of black dress pants.
"What are you supposed to be? It looks like the store threw up on you!"
"Screw you I'm brilliant!" she laughed as she started dancing to the music. 'That you are' Gordo thought 'What?!!?' he scolded himself mentally, Miranda was his FRIEND!
She went back into the dressing room a few times and changed in and out of different outfits, her and Gordo swapping places every so often.
One rule they had decided on in this store any ways was to make ANY thing work size didn't matter. It made things more fun, after a good while there the left before they could be kicked out.
"Where to next?" Gordo asked.
"Um, let's go to the food court and check what we can get people to do."
"Sure, but shouldn't you do a quick wardrobe change?" Gordo asked motioning to her Will Sing for Food Shirt, which had the sleeves and neck line cut off, layered over a white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Under that she had a black with white polka doted dress that went down to her knees, all of this was coupled with a pair of torn jeans.
"Huh?" Miranda asked in confusion. Gordo merely motioned for her to look down then here eyes widened as she put on her best pout. "What you don't think I look cute?"
'Of course she does she looks great in any thing, but...wait where did that come from?' "Of course you do doll, but if yous a wanna make it in this bizz yous a gotta roll with da puches, capeesh?" he asked playing off his emotions by slipping into one of the many rolls they'd created over the years.
"Fine, but I aint gotta like it hun, and just ya wait, I'll be big!" She re-buddled by doing the same, they quickly burst out laughing as Miranda made her way to the lady's room.
When she came out she'd ditched the jeans and t-shirt, sporting the dress with the button up shirt over it and a casual pair of heals, as she walked towards Gordo she pulled the pen that had been holding her hair into a French twist out, letting it cascade over hr shoulders in soft waives. "What do ya think?" She asked Gordo as she approached him.
He couldn't help but notice how beautiful she looked, when did this happen? They did this every year, why now all of a sudden was he noticing that she had great legs, and the fact that she was funny?
"You look great." He said trying to sound casual.
An hour latter they'd gotten five people to sing I'm a little tea pot at the top of their lungs, a few strange confessions, a couple of people to start striping, and they even got two guys to make out with each other, though that may not have been entirely their doing according to Miranda's Gay-dar.
"So, where to now?" Miranda asked, once she'd once again gone through a costume change, she was now sporting her jeans and torn, 'Will sing for food' t-shirt, ditching her dres and shirt.
"Toy store?"
"YAY!" Miranda squealed as they made there way to the toy store.
Being well them, they decided to play with all the toys they could, including those bouncy ball thingies with the handle that you sit on and bounce around on.
"Wow, that must be some kind of record don't ya think?" Miranda asked once she and Gordo were on their way out of the mall for the day.
"Well let's see we were only kicked out of half the stores in the mall, we got prime footage before we got caught getting people to perform stunts for the camera, and I beat you to the mall" Gordo smirked.
"Did Not!' Miranda gasped.
"Yup I did, you just don't want to admit it!"
"Fine well let's just see who can make it back to the car first." Miranda challenged.
"Fine" With that they both took off, Miranda was just a few feet in front of Gordo, so he did the only thing he could do, he took advantage of her lead and ran up behind her then grabbed her around the waist, he spun her around so she was now behind him, (with her shrieks and protests "Gordo! You suck!") then kept on running while she tried to get back on track.
Miranda wasn't just going to stand there and let this injustice take place! She ran up behind him took hold of his shoulders and jumped on his back!
"Gah! Miranda!" Gordo hasped trying to keep his footing.
"Keep running and we'll call it a tie." Miranda proposed, that was all the encouragement he need he continued to run until they reached the car.
"YAY! You know you should think of making that your career, who knows how many people may need a ride?" Miranda teased.
"Ha ha, very funny, though as I recall you jumped me." Gordo pointed out. 'Not that I minded, actually... I think I liked it...WAIT no you did not like it this is MIRANDA get a hold of your self Gordon!' Gordo mentally scolded himself. He couldn't be attracted to his best friend could he?