A/N: Putting in a crossover with JAG would be really easy as I'm such a
huge fan of the show, evident by my other epic which I'm working on, but
I'm not going to. Yes Jack is going to see people at the Navy JAG HQ
building but there will be no characters from JAG springing up. This is a
Sam and Jack story, Sorry.
"You know we're going to do some serious damage on of these." Sam said.
"You're younger than me you should be more resilient." He dropped a kiss on the top of her head. "I'm just old and falling apart."
"One, you're not that old and two you're not falling apart and I think you just proved that."
"I could prove it again?" Jack suggested.
"Sound like a plan." The phone rang. "That will have to be put on hold." Sam reached over grabbed the phone. "'Yell'o." Sam sat up and held the sheet to her chest with one hand as she spoke. "Can you call back in five minutes and make sure the connection is scrambled?... No five minutes, there's something I just need to do first before I talk to you... Yeah bye."
"Now where we in my dastardly plan?" He asked kissing the back of her neck.
"Not now Jack, I need to get dressed."
"You were all for it a few minutes ago." He reminded her.
"And as soon as I've gotten dressed and taken the phone call we can get right back on schedule but right now I have to put some clothes on."
"Who was on the phone?" Jack asked as he lay back against the pillow.
"The base there is a problem with the gate and they need me to talk them through fixing it."
"You're gone for less than a week and they break your toy. Maybe we should get them their own toy, maybe Maybourne's plastic one they can't break that, although Siler could melt it with his blowtorch or ding it with his wrench."
"Jack now is not the time." She said pulling on a t-shirt. "I need to finish getting dressed because I'm not talking to Lieutenant Simmons while I have no clothes on, for one it would be a little creepy and he may have a crush on me which makes it creeper and I have to work with him when I get back to Colorado."
"It's not just a little crush; Daniel and Teal'c were ready to defend your virtue to him."
"What about you?" Sam asked as she found a clean pair of Jack's boxer shorts to put on.
"I figured you could pretty much defend your own virtue and you'd be mad if I thought you couldn't."
"True, but it's pretty sweet that they wanted to do that. It's nice to know I have a couple of white knights in my corner."
"I'll help you defile it if you like." Jack offered.
"I'm sure you will but right now, I'm going to talk technobabble for a while, if you want to go and do something else."
"Are you kicking me out?" Jack asked.
"No. I just thought you should be forewarned if you wanted to disappear for a while."
"Maybe I should go and forage for food." Jack suggested.
"You do that my little hunt-gather." She gave him a quick kiss.
"Me man, me find food." Jack said in his best caveman voice.
"If you start beating your chest, I may get a little concern that you've got too much histamine again for that bug to feed on and I'll have to call Janet."
"That wasn't such a bad day. I mean how often do I get a blonde jump me in the locker room?"
"Well since it's usually a single sex locker room until the switch time, I'd have a few concerns if there were any. If you're going for food, getting dressed might be a good idea."
"Might be a good idea." He threw back the cover and climbed out a bed to find something to put on.
"Hello." Sam answered the phone when it rang again. "Graham, tell me what happened?... Uh huh... how did that happen?.... uh huh "
"I'm going now." Jack said.
"Graham, hold on a second." Sam put her hand over the receiver. "How long do you think you'll be gone?" Sam asked.
"How long do you think you'll be on the phone?" He countered.
"Good point. I'll call when I'm done."
"If not I'll be back in two hours."
"I should be done be then."
"Okay." He gave her a kiss. "Have fun."
"Ya sure you betcha."
TBC
"You know we're going to do some serious damage on of these." Sam said.
"You're younger than me you should be more resilient." He dropped a kiss on the top of her head. "I'm just old and falling apart."
"One, you're not that old and two you're not falling apart and I think you just proved that."
"I could prove it again?" Jack suggested.
"Sound like a plan." The phone rang. "That will have to be put on hold." Sam reached over grabbed the phone. "'Yell'o." Sam sat up and held the sheet to her chest with one hand as she spoke. "Can you call back in five minutes and make sure the connection is scrambled?... No five minutes, there's something I just need to do first before I talk to you... Yeah bye."
"Now where we in my dastardly plan?" He asked kissing the back of her neck.
"Not now Jack, I need to get dressed."
"You were all for it a few minutes ago." He reminded her.
"And as soon as I've gotten dressed and taken the phone call we can get right back on schedule but right now I have to put some clothes on."
"Who was on the phone?" Jack asked as he lay back against the pillow.
"The base there is a problem with the gate and they need me to talk them through fixing it."
"You're gone for less than a week and they break your toy. Maybe we should get them their own toy, maybe Maybourne's plastic one they can't break that, although Siler could melt it with his blowtorch or ding it with his wrench."
"Jack now is not the time." She said pulling on a t-shirt. "I need to finish getting dressed because I'm not talking to Lieutenant Simmons while I have no clothes on, for one it would be a little creepy and he may have a crush on me which makes it creeper and I have to work with him when I get back to Colorado."
"It's not just a little crush; Daniel and Teal'c were ready to defend your virtue to him."
"What about you?" Sam asked as she found a clean pair of Jack's boxer shorts to put on.
"I figured you could pretty much defend your own virtue and you'd be mad if I thought you couldn't."
"True, but it's pretty sweet that they wanted to do that. It's nice to know I have a couple of white knights in my corner."
"I'll help you defile it if you like." Jack offered.
"I'm sure you will but right now, I'm going to talk technobabble for a while, if you want to go and do something else."
"Are you kicking me out?" Jack asked.
"No. I just thought you should be forewarned if you wanted to disappear for a while."
"Maybe I should go and forage for food." Jack suggested.
"You do that my little hunt-gather." She gave him a quick kiss.
"Me man, me find food." Jack said in his best caveman voice.
"If you start beating your chest, I may get a little concern that you've got too much histamine again for that bug to feed on and I'll have to call Janet."
"That wasn't such a bad day. I mean how often do I get a blonde jump me in the locker room?"
"Well since it's usually a single sex locker room until the switch time, I'd have a few concerns if there were any. If you're going for food, getting dressed might be a good idea."
"Might be a good idea." He threw back the cover and climbed out a bed to find something to put on.
"Hello." Sam answered the phone when it rang again. "Graham, tell me what happened?... Uh huh... how did that happen?.... uh huh "
"I'm going now." Jack said.
"Graham, hold on a second." Sam put her hand over the receiver. "How long do you think you'll be gone?" Sam asked.
"How long do you think you'll be on the phone?" He countered.
"Good point. I'll call when I'm done."
"If not I'll be back in two hours."
"I should be done be then."
"Okay." He gave her a kiss. "Have fun."
"Ya sure you betcha."
TBC