Wormhole
By: Hanyou-Faerie
Chapter Two: Getting Along
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If there was a hell, Inuyasha was certainly there. Kagome and Sango were bad enough. But now there was a hoard of females! All chatting and rambling endlessly, none the less! He pressed his ears against his head.
Miroku seemed to be in heaven. 'Figures,' Inuyasha thought. 'Stupid hentai.' Yusuke looked deeply disturbed at how fast and how much Shippo talked. Inuyasha snickered at that. As long as the runt was bothering someone else. But, of coarse, that would never happen. He only had to hear Shippo put "Stupid" and "Inuyasha" in the same sentance to know exactly what he said. Thus, Shippo retreated sporting a large bump. Inuyasha sent him a nasty look.
They settled down for lunch, in a flat, open field. Kagome had Ramen cooking over the fire. Inuyasha jumped into a tree and demanded to be told when the Ramen was done. 'Not that he wouldn't know,' Kagome thought. 'He can practically sense when food is ready.'
A female voice screamed. Everyone turned to look at a red-faced Sango, and Miroku who was sprawled on the ground, a red hand-print on his cheek.
"Hentai!!" Sango yelled. She picked up a nicely sized peice of firewood and chucked it full-forced at Miroku's head. Miroku dodged it and prayed for God-speed. Sango picked up another peice and was ready to throw.
"W-wait! Sango, don't!" Miroku pleaded. He scrambled to get up and run away. Sango ignored his plea for mercy and chucked the wood. Apparently, the Gods' must not like Miroku that much, because his prayer was unfufilled. The wood hit him in the center of the face.
"Nice aim!" Yusuke laughed at the unconsious monk. "You nailed him!"
Sango, still blushing, huffed loudly. She made sure she gave the houshi a nice kick when she stepped over his felled body.
Kagome shook her head, pitying the houshi for his stupidity and announced lunch. They ate quietly, huddled around the fire. Botan looked from Inuyasha, to Yusuke, to Kuabara, then back to Inuyasha. Her jaw dropped a bit as she watched the three of the scarf down the Ramen like there was no tomorrow. Slowly, the rest of the noodles disappeared from the pot.
"Kagome, I'm still hungry!!" Inuyasha whined, finishing off the Ramen in his bowl.
Shippo rolled his eyes. "What else is new."
Inuyasha glared at the small kit and bonked him again. "Shut-up." he stood, his need for extra Ramen was long forgotten. "Let's go."
"What are we going to do with him?" Botan said, jerking her head toward Miroku.
"Leave him behind. He'll catch up. Eventually."
Kagome glared at Inuyasha. "We can't leave him behind."
"I agree with Inuyasha, lets leave him." Sango glared at Miroku's unconsious form. "Maybe even dump him in a raging river."
Inuyasha liked that last idea and was even prepared to make a stop at the closest river. That is, until Kagome said the "s" word and sent his dreams of getting rid of the houshi to the dirt... along with his face. He looked at the monk that Kagome had conned him into lugging the rest of the way with a discusted look. If he wasn't such a pervert, then he wouldn't get knocked out. Thus, Inuyasha wouldn't have to lug him around. 'Lecherous bastard. This is all your fault."
By: Hanyou-Faerie
Chapter Two: Getting Along
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If there was a hell, Inuyasha was certainly there. Kagome and Sango were bad enough. But now there was a hoard of females! All chatting and rambling endlessly, none the less! He pressed his ears against his head.
Miroku seemed to be in heaven. 'Figures,' Inuyasha thought. 'Stupid hentai.' Yusuke looked deeply disturbed at how fast and how much Shippo talked. Inuyasha snickered at that. As long as the runt was bothering someone else. But, of coarse, that would never happen. He only had to hear Shippo put "Stupid" and "Inuyasha" in the same sentance to know exactly what he said. Thus, Shippo retreated sporting a large bump. Inuyasha sent him a nasty look.
They settled down for lunch, in a flat, open field. Kagome had Ramen cooking over the fire. Inuyasha jumped into a tree and demanded to be told when the Ramen was done. 'Not that he wouldn't know,' Kagome thought. 'He can practically sense when food is ready.'
A female voice screamed. Everyone turned to look at a red-faced Sango, and Miroku who was sprawled on the ground, a red hand-print on his cheek.
"Hentai!!" Sango yelled. She picked up a nicely sized peice of firewood and chucked it full-forced at Miroku's head. Miroku dodged it and prayed for God-speed. Sango picked up another peice and was ready to throw.
"W-wait! Sango, don't!" Miroku pleaded. He scrambled to get up and run away. Sango ignored his plea for mercy and chucked the wood. Apparently, the Gods' must not like Miroku that much, because his prayer was unfufilled. The wood hit him in the center of the face.
"Nice aim!" Yusuke laughed at the unconsious monk. "You nailed him!"
Sango, still blushing, huffed loudly. She made sure she gave the houshi a nice kick when she stepped over his felled body.
Kagome shook her head, pitying the houshi for his stupidity and announced lunch. They ate quietly, huddled around the fire. Botan looked from Inuyasha, to Yusuke, to Kuabara, then back to Inuyasha. Her jaw dropped a bit as she watched the three of the scarf down the Ramen like there was no tomorrow. Slowly, the rest of the noodles disappeared from the pot.
"Kagome, I'm still hungry!!" Inuyasha whined, finishing off the Ramen in his bowl.
Shippo rolled his eyes. "What else is new."
Inuyasha glared at the small kit and bonked him again. "Shut-up." he stood, his need for extra Ramen was long forgotten. "Let's go."
"What are we going to do with him?" Botan said, jerking her head toward Miroku.
"Leave him behind. He'll catch up. Eventually."
Kagome glared at Inuyasha. "We can't leave him behind."
"I agree with Inuyasha, lets leave him." Sango glared at Miroku's unconsious form. "Maybe even dump him in a raging river."
Inuyasha liked that last idea and was even prepared to make a stop at the closest river. That is, until Kagome said the "s" word and sent his dreams of getting rid of the houshi to the dirt... along with his face. He looked at the monk that Kagome had conned him into lugging the rest of the way with a discusted look. If he wasn't such a pervert, then he wouldn't get knocked out. Thus, Inuyasha wouldn't have to lug him around. 'Lecherous bastard. This is all your fault."