Kaiba's first love (warning chapter may be REAL short)

Part 5 (2nd warning...I was VERY hyper while writing this so...there will
be annoying stuff)

Kitsunegirl: Heh heh someone found out my identity T.T

Kaiba: Oh good God not this s--- again...shut the hell up you stupid...

Kitsunegirl: BAKURA!!!!!!!! KAIBA IS TAKING YOUR THONG!

Bakura: What? Noooooooooooo!

Kitsunegirl: Yes Bakura wears thongs...

Kurama: Is this going to be another story to scare the 3 main boys you
know...and read this?

Kitsunegirl: Yup .

Kurama: Uh huh...well...um...in this chapter you find out who was giving
Kaiba them notes...then there's is maybe more disturbing stuff...maybe....

Marik: Kitsunegirl doesn't own YYH or YGO...but since this is a YGO fic
Kurama should get his --- out of this fic.

Kurama: Whats was that?

Marik: Yeah you heard me get your butt out of this fic.

Kurama: You asked for it.

(Kurama and Marik starts to fight)

Kaiba: This should be interesting...

Kitsunegirl: Bakura pop us some popcorn and get the fic started.

Bakura: (staring at a picture of Marik) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ok...

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"Why would you give me such stupid letters? And of all people why you
and why me?" Kaiba said as he looked at the girl carefully. She looked
at him for a while before she answered.

"Kaiba I love you and I am a big fan of yours...you're a better duelist
than my big brother." The girl said while getting and organizing her
stuff so it will look tidy.

"Who's your big brother?" Kaiba said. The girl took her glasses off
and gave him an answer.

"Joey Wheeler." Kaiba looked at the red haired girl who appeared to
be Serenity. He held out his hand to help her up and looked into her
eyes, his heart started pounding just like before. He leaned over a
little bit to kiss her then stopped himself.

"Look Serenity...I don't like you so back off." With that Kaiba left
Serenity alone. Kaiba headed to his house unaware that Serenity was
following him. She crept over at the side of the house and found his
room. She looked at him take his shirt off, her heart pounded and she
stopped breathing as he started to take his pants off...

(Kaiba: Whoa! That's toooo far!...

Kitsunegirl: I can't help it...looks at Kaiba and pokes his belly
button and he starts to giggle like the Pillsbury Dough Boy

Kaiba: Stop that!

Kitsunegirl: I always wanted to do that...)

Mokuba went to Kaiba's door and knocks and Kaiba pulls his pants back
up. "Darn...stupid Mokuba...you had to ruin it didn't you?" Serenity
thought as Mokuba went in the room to talk to Kaiba.

"Mokuba...what do you want?" Kaiba asked. Mokuba looked at Kaiba then
out the window and caught a glimpse at Serenity. Mokuba went by the
door and saw no one. "Mokuba...what's wrong?"

"Oh...nothing Seto...um...I just wanted to hang with you for a while."
Mokuba said.

"Um...Mokuba...may I have some time to myself first." Kaiba said. Mokuba
nodded his head and left the room. When Mokuba was out of the room
Kaiba laid on the bed and pulled out all the pictures of him and the
others. He looked through them and stopped at a particular picture of
Yugi. He stared at it for a while and thought to himself. "Stupid
Yugi...always in my business and saying he loves me...God I hate his
guts...and yet... he's kind, nice...hot...and has a good looking...O.O...
OMG!!!! I...I...I have a freaking crush on Yugi!" Kaiba thought while
saying the last part out loud, which made Mokuba run into the room
seeing Kaiba on the floor crying.

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(Kurama and Marik is still fighting)

Kitsunegirl: Sad...

Kaiba: How long will they fight?

Bakura: Maybe till chapter 6...Read and review ok?

Kaiba: Why the ---- do I like Yugi?

Kitsunegirl: So Trista, Kagome and all the other YGO yaoi fans will be
happy...

Kaiba: What ever....

Bakura: Kaiba...can I have my thong back?

Kitsunegirl: Sad...

Kaiba: (whispers) do he really wears thongs?

Kitsunegirl: Yup! Now like Bakura said read and review please.