Kaiba's First Love
Part 8
Warning: This chapter WILL have VERY DISTURBING ISSUES!
Kaiba: Great now I have to do this story...well chapter for KG...she's out
and stuff...ok now lets get this story going... KG owns nothing but her
pathetic life.
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Ok... Bakura and Marik dies a terrible death from AIDS (Hmmm...I wonder
how they got AIDS)...Joey turns into a male prostitute...Mai becomes a
hooker...Duke and Tristen gets married to Yugi and Pegasus.... Mokuba
marries Rini from Sailor Moon and....me (Kaiba) porks (If you don't know
what that means watch "European Vacation" staring Chevy Chase...or ask
your parents) Serenity like crazy...then Michael Jackson comes and rapes
all the males but doesn't bother his "slave" Pegasus...then Freddy
Croger, Jason and Mike Mayers (The dude from the Halloween movies)
kills everyone but me so I will get all the Egyptian god cards and
become the best duelist in the world! Muhahahahahaha.
The End.
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Kurama: Kaiba that made no sense!
Kaiba: Your point is?
Kurama: The point is that you fed up the story none of that stuff
will ever happen...except 2 of them you wrote.
Kaiba: Which parts?
Kurama: I am not telling...since your freaking up the story...
Kaiba: That wasn't right...
Kurama: Then stop.
Kaiba: (has a rolled up sheet of paper and is...oh my...) Who's your daddy
paper? Who's your daddy?
Paper: The oak tree! The oak tree...and you too Seto!
Kurama: o.o what the fuzzy?
KG: (cracking up)
Kurama: KG...stop him...
Kaiba: Yes...you want more...Muhahahahahaha!
Bakura: Stop it...your going to scare Trista, Kagome, Marik, Brittany,
John, Johne and Daniel! I am going to start the story now...KG doesn't
own YGO nor YYH...or the pen we was using.
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Everyone looked at Kaiba and Yugi to see how long they could kiss. "
Um you guys could stop now...not even Marik and I kiss that long..."
Bakura said. Everyone shifted their attention toward Bakura and Marik
who was blushing like crazy. Marik bent over and went under the table
so no one will see what he was doing. They all heard a zipper being
unzipped and Bakura smiled. Kaiba and Yugi stopped kissing to find out
what was going on, Bakura leaned over and whispered in a low voice. "
Hey...Marik gives killer head...$15 a pop." Everyone looked at Bakura.
"o.o um that's very nice to know Bakura." Every one said. Just then
Bakura jumped up and screamed and fell to the floor grabbing his self.
"Whats with you Bakura?" Joey asked while rubbing Bakura's back.
Bakura started to squeal something.
"Marik bit me down there." Bakura squealed. The worker of the café
kicked them out for making more noise. Everybody went to their own
houses. Kaiba opened the door and saw Mokuba playing cards with
Serenity.
"Serenity why are you here?" Kaiba asked while getting a drink from
the refrigerator.
"Oh...I saw your ad in the newspaper saying that you needed a baby
sitter for Mokuba, and I wanted to do the job so I could be closer to
you and Mokuba...if its ok with you that is."
"Its ok with me but...you might become Mokuba's sister soon..." Kaiba
said saying the last part in Serenity's ear. She looked at Kaiba
weird, wondering what he was talking about. "Why are you looking at me
like that?"
"No reason...I Have to go and see what my brother is doing." Serenity
said while going out the door.
About a month later is where everything got complicated. (Starts
singing "Complicated" by Avril ). The phone at the Wheelers' house
started ringing. Joey answered the phone and to his surprise it was
Kaiba.
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Bakura: There...done...and my thing still hurts.
Joey: You mean that really?!
Bakura: Yeah...but Marik didn't do it...your sister it!
Serenity: Whatcha talking about Bakura?
Bakura: Nothing...Just read and review ok.
KG: Back!
Bakura: Good.
Part 8
Warning: This chapter WILL have VERY DISTURBING ISSUES!
Kaiba: Great now I have to do this story...well chapter for KG...she's out
and stuff...ok now lets get this story going... KG owns nothing but her
pathetic life.
--------------------------------------------------
Ok... Bakura and Marik dies a terrible death from AIDS (Hmmm...I wonder
how they got AIDS)...Joey turns into a male prostitute...Mai becomes a
hooker...Duke and Tristen gets married to Yugi and Pegasus.... Mokuba
marries Rini from Sailor Moon and....me (Kaiba) porks (If you don't know
what that means watch "European Vacation" staring Chevy Chase...or ask
your parents) Serenity like crazy...then Michael Jackson comes and rapes
all the males but doesn't bother his "slave" Pegasus...then Freddy
Croger, Jason and Mike Mayers (The dude from the Halloween movies)
kills everyone but me so I will get all the Egyptian god cards and
become the best duelist in the world! Muhahahahahaha.
The End.
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Kurama: Kaiba that made no sense!
Kaiba: Your point is?
Kurama: The point is that you fed up the story none of that stuff
will ever happen...except 2 of them you wrote.
Kaiba: Which parts?
Kurama: I am not telling...since your freaking up the story...
Kaiba: That wasn't right...
Kurama: Then stop.
Kaiba: (has a rolled up sheet of paper and is...oh my...) Who's your daddy
paper? Who's your daddy?
Paper: The oak tree! The oak tree...and you too Seto!
Kurama: o.o what the fuzzy?
KG: (cracking up)
Kurama: KG...stop him...
Kaiba: Yes...you want more...Muhahahahahaha!
Bakura: Stop it...your going to scare Trista, Kagome, Marik, Brittany,
John, Johne and Daniel! I am going to start the story now...KG doesn't
own YGO nor YYH...or the pen we was using.
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Everyone looked at Kaiba and Yugi to see how long they could kiss. "
Um you guys could stop now...not even Marik and I kiss that long..."
Bakura said. Everyone shifted their attention toward Bakura and Marik
who was blushing like crazy. Marik bent over and went under the table
so no one will see what he was doing. They all heard a zipper being
unzipped and Bakura smiled. Kaiba and Yugi stopped kissing to find out
what was going on, Bakura leaned over and whispered in a low voice. "
Hey...Marik gives killer head...$15 a pop." Everyone looked at Bakura.
"o.o um that's very nice to know Bakura." Every one said. Just then
Bakura jumped up and screamed and fell to the floor grabbing his self.
"Whats with you Bakura?" Joey asked while rubbing Bakura's back.
Bakura started to squeal something.
"Marik bit me down there." Bakura squealed. The worker of the café
kicked them out for making more noise. Everybody went to their own
houses. Kaiba opened the door and saw Mokuba playing cards with
Serenity.
"Serenity why are you here?" Kaiba asked while getting a drink from
the refrigerator.
"Oh...I saw your ad in the newspaper saying that you needed a baby
sitter for Mokuba, and I wanted to do the job so I could be closer to
you and Mokuba...if its ok with you that is."
"Its ok with me but...you might become Mokuba's sister soon..." Kaiba
said saying the last part in Serenity's ear. She looked at Kaiba
weird, wondering what he was talking about. "Why are you looking at me
like that?"
"No reason...I Have to go and see what my brother is doing." Serenity
said while going out the door.
About a month later is where everything got complicated. (Starts
singing "Complicated" by Avril ). The phone at the Wheelers' house
started ringing. Joey answered the phone and to his surprise it was
Kaiba.
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Bakura: There...done...and my thing still hurts.
Joey: You mean that really?!
Bakura: Yeah...but Marik didn't do it...your sister it!
Serenity: Whatcha talking about Bakura?
Bakura: Nothing...Just read and review ok.
KG: Back!
Bakura: Good.