"If it isn't the conquering heroes?" Jack joked as he watched the team get
of the helo.
"You owe us all a drink sir." Sam replied.
"That could be arranged since I just cleared up in the betting pool." Jack smiled.
"Hannah you're going to have to start controlling him." Sam muttered. "Otherwise his betting pools are going to get out of hand."
"Ma'am, you know how these kids are, tell them something time and time again but they never listen." Hannah smiled. "Major Ferretti is almost the worst on the base."
"I'll take that as a compliment." Jack said.
"Yes sir." Hannah said.
"So did you all have a nice time playing in the woods?" Jack asked.
"Didn't find any bears sir." Cracknell replied.
"But Hannah found a few SEALs." Tiner added.
"And kicked some Navy sixes too I'm guessing." Jack smiled at her.
"Yes sir." Hannah said proudly.
"Good to see the Air Force training is paying off."
"Actually sir, I used what Teal'c taught us."
"Now I'm hurt." Jack said with mock pain. "You all did great. General Vidrine is very impressed."
"That's good nice to know." Sam said. "But we'd all like to get back to work."
"Transport back to Colorado is at 1200 tomorrow. After the debriefing at 0700."
"Guess that's a no to your experiment Hannah."
"I'll get some of the lab guys to do it instead. They may as well earn their pay checks. "
"You need to call into the base they had a little problem. I helped them fix it but they could probably do with your advice." Jack told Sam.
"You sir?" Tiner questioned. "Sorry sir."
"I got left notes." Jack replied.
"So it was what I thought it was?" Sam questioned.
"Yes."
"Then the notes should have it covered until we get back tomorrow but I'll call and check in." Sam replied.
"By the way what did our friend from on high want?"
"You realised we didn't just vanish into thin air then." Sam said. "He thought we were in danger, Teal'c and I explained it to him and we came back."
"Carter." Sam slowed at the call from behind her.
"Colonel Stanton." She said to the CO of the Army Rangers.
"Would you care to explain this red paint? It won't come off."
"It's designed to stay on for at least three days sir." Sam replied. "It's made with crushed berries and a few other natural ingredients and then made into a stick for easy application."
"So I'm going to have this for at least another twenty four hours?"
"Er yes sir." Sam replied.
"Great, it's my anniversary tomorrow I'm supposed to be taking my wife to diner and now I have to go with a red cross on my forehead."
"Ask her if you can borrow some concealor sir." Hannah suggested. "It will hide the redness of it."
"Or baby oil sir." Tiner offered. "Pat it on leave it for a couple of minutes, then wash it off with soap. It takes most of it away, it may leave a slight redness but it won't be so prominent."
"Thank you." Stanton replied and dropped off back to his team.
"How do you know that?" Sam asked Tiner.
"I was on P3Z5 763 when we found them using the dye. They used it for ceremonial purposes, but they have to wash it off something rather than leave it. They use a solution, which has similar properties to baby oil."
"I see. Good work." Sam smiled.
"So about that drink?" Jack said.
"Showers first sir." Sam corrected. Just as she finished speaking a burst of heavy rain hit the ground. "Not funny." She yelled at the sky.
"It's a little funny ma'am." Tiner said. They didn't speed up they just continued walking, the other teams walked behind them.
"Hannah how does that song go?" Sam asked.
" Sunny days Where have you gone? I get the strangest feeling, you belong Why does it always rain on me? " Hannah sung.
" Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I can't avoid the lightning. " Salter joined in.
"I can't stand myself I'm being held up by an invisible man Still life on a shelf when I got my mind on something else " Cracknell added.
"Sunny days Oh, where have you gone? I get the strangest feeling you belong Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I can't avoid the lightning.
Oh, where did the blue skies go? And why is it raining so? It's so cold Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I can't avoid the lightning. " The whole team except Jack and Teal'c sang as they head inside out of the rain.
A/N: Song is Why Does It Always Rain On Me? By Travis
"You owe us all a drink sir." Sam replied.
"That could be arranged since I just cleared up in the betting pool." Jack smiled.
"Hannah you're going to have to start controlling him." Sam muttered. "Otherwise his betting pools are going to get out of hand."
"Ma'am, you know how these kids are, tell them something time and time again but they never listen." Hannah smiled. "Major Ferretti is almost the worst on the base."
"I'll take that as a compliment." Jack said.
"Yes sir." Hannah said.
"So did you all have a nice time playing in the woods?" Jack asked.
"Didn't find any bears sir." Cracknell replied.
"But Hannah found a few SEALs." Tiner added.
"And kicked some Navy sixes too I'm guessing." Jack smiled at her.
"Yes sir." Hannah said proudly.
"Good to see the Air Force training is paying off."
"Actually sir, I used what Teal'c taught us."
"Now I'm hurt." Jack said with mock pain. "You all did great. General Vidrine is very impressed."
"That's good nice to know." Sam said. "But we'd all like to get back to work."
"Transport back to Colorado is at 1200 tomorrow. After the debriefing at 0700."
"Guess that's a no to your experiment Hannah."
"I'll get some of the lab guys to do it instead. They may as well earn their pay checks. "
"You need to call into the base they had a little problem. I helped them fix it but they could probably do with your advice." Jack told Sam.
"You sir?" Tiner questioned. "Sorry sir."
"I got left notes." Jack replied.
"So it was what I thought it was?" Sam questioned.
"Yes."
"Then the notes should have it covered until we get back tomorrow but I'll call and check in." Sam replied.
"By the way what did our friend from on high want?"
"You realised we didn't just vanish into thin air then." Sam said. "He thought we were in danger, Teal'c and I explained it to him and we came back."
"Carter." Sam slowed at the call from behind her.
"Colonel Stanton." She said to the CO of the Army Rangers.
"Would you care to explain this red paint? It won't come off."
"It's designed to stay on for at least three days sir." Sam replied. "It's made with crushed berries and a few other natural ingredients and then made into a stick for easy application."
"So I'm going to have this for at least another twenty four hours?"
"Er yes sir." Sam replied.
"Great, it's my anniversary tomorrow I'm supposed to be taking my wife to diner and now I have to go with a red cross on my forehead."
"Ask her if you can borrow some concealor sir." Hannah suggested. "It will hide the redness of it."
"Or baby oil sir." Tiner offered. "Pat it on leave it for a couple of minutes, then wash it off with soap. It takes most of it away, it may leave a slight redness but it won't be so prominent."
"Thank you." Stanton replied and dropped off back to his team.
"How do you know that?" Sam asked Tiner.
"I was on P3Z5 763 when we found them using the dye. They used it for ceremonial purposes, but they have to wash it off something rather than leave it. They use a solution, which has similar properties to baby oil."
"I see. Good work." Sam smiled.
"So about that drink?" Jack said.
"Showers first sir." Sam corrected. Just as she finished speaking a burst of heavy rain hit the ground. "Not funny." She yelled at the sky.
"It's a little funny ma'am." Tiner said. They didn't speed up they just continued walking, the other teams walked behind them.
"Hannah how does that song go?" Sam asked.
" Sunny days Where have you gone? I get the strangest feeling, you belong Why does it always rain on me? " Hannah sung.
" Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I can't avoid the lightning. " Salter joined in.
"I can't stand myself I'm being held up by an invisible man Still life on a shelf when I got my mind on something else " Cracknell added.
"Sunny days Oh, where have you gone? I get the strangest feeling you belong Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I can't avoid the lightning.
Oh, where did the blue skies go? And why is it raining so? It's so cold Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Why does it always rain on me? Even when the sun is shining I can't avoid the lightning. " The whole team except Jack and Teal'c sang as they head inside out of the rain.
A/N: Song is Why Does It Always Rain On Me? By Travis