Kaiba's First Love
Side chapter
KG: Like I said in the last chapter you can skip this especially if you hate Bakura and Marik.
Bakura: Yes a chapter for me and my...
Kaiba: Bitch?
Marik: No I am in the back.
Mai: Um...lets get off this subject and in to the side chapter.
Everyone except for KG: Ok.
KG: I don't own YGO, YYH, nor IY.
Miroku: (smiles)
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Bakura and Marik sat by each other on the fountain wondering what to do. " Marik I am bored...no one is coming in." Bakura said. Marik smiled at Bakura and held his hands and scooted closer and looked in Bakura's eyes.
"I got an idea baby...since no one is coming in..." Marik said. Bakura smiled and nodded.
It was quiet in the males' bathroom until the radio went on and R. Kelly's "Bump n Grind" came on and Bakura started singing it. "I don't see nothing wrong...with a little bump and grind...If you're horny lets do it...ride it my pony...what the...Marik, put my song back on...I love that song." Bakura said trying to find his song.
"Hey! Put "Pony" back on...I hate "Bump n Grind" and R. Kelly...so change it!" Marik yelled.
"No! I want "Bump n Grind" and don't think about bump and grinding me because I am not in the mood for it!"
"Bakura...I am your master so put that back before I whip and spank you, you bad boy."
"Yes master....oooo...cotton candy...sweet and yo let me see that tootsee roll...If you're horny lets do it...ride it my Marik! The least you could have done was to keep it on "Tootsee Rool".
"Your music sucks...."
"Then lets find a song we both agree on."
"Fine!"
About 30 minutes later Bakura and Marik found a song the agreed on. "Turn it on Marik." Bakura said. Marik nodded and put a CD in and stood by Bakura so they could dance to the song. About 3 seconds later the song started and they began to dance to the song.
Radio: I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt to sexy yeah. I'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts to sexy yeah. I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, so sexy by far...I'm too sexy for my underwear...
Before Bakura and Marik started to take their underwear, Yugi walked into the bathroom. The 3 of them looked at each other for about 3 minutes. "Why are you two stripping in the boy's bathroom?" Yugi asked. Bakura smiled.
"Want to join us Yugi?" Bakura asked. Yugi looked at Marik and Bakura and slammed the door.
"I take that as a no..." Marik said.
Radio: I'm too sexy for this song.
"Damn right I am!" Bakura said while throwing his underwear on the ground and ran out of the bathroom. Marik stood there putting his clothes back on and ran to catch Bakura.
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Marik: That's it?
KG: Yeah.
Marik: So your gonna let Bakura streak in school?
KG: Yup.
Marik: Did I catch him?
KG: (puts on headphones)
Marik: Forget you...R & R.
KG: It's the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen...
Marik: Noooooooo! R. Kelly!
KG: Like I said in the last chapter you can skip this especially if you hate Bakura and Marik.
Bakura: Yes a chapter for me and my...
Kaiba: Bitch?
Marik: No I am in the back.
Mai: Um...lets get off this subject and in to the side chapter.
Everyone except for KG: Ok.
KG: I don't own YGO, YYH, nor IY.
Miroku: (smiles)
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Bakura and Marik sat by each other on the fountain wondering what to do. " Marik I am bored...no one is coming in." Bakura said. Marik smiled at Bakura and held his hands and scooted closer and looked in Bakura's eyes.
"I got an idea baby...since no one is coming in..." Marik said. Bakura smiled and nodded.
It was quiet in the males' bathroom until the radio went on and R. Kelly's "Bump n Grind" came on and Bakura started singing it. "I don't see nothing wrong...with a little bump and grind...If you're horny lets do it...ride it my pony...what the...Marik, put my song back on...I love that song." Bakura said trying to find his song.
"Hey! Put "Pony" back on...I hate "Bump n Grind" and R. Kelly...so change it!" Marik yelled.
"No! I want "Bump n Grind" and don't think about bump and grinding me because I am not in the mood for it!"
"Bakura...I am your master so put that back before I whip and spank you, you bad boy."
"Yes master....oooo...cotton candy...sweet and yo let me see that tootsee roll...If you're horny lets do it...ride it my Marik! The least you could have done was to keep it on "Tootsee Rool".
"Your music sucks...."
"Then lets find a song we both agree on."
"Fine!"
About 30 minutes later Bakura and Marik found a song the agreed on. "Turn it on Marik." Bakura said. Marik nodded and put a CD in and stood by Bakura so they could dance to the song. About 3 seconds later the song started and they began to dance to the song.
Radio: I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt to sexy yeah. I'm too sexy for my shorts, too sexy for my shorts to sexy yeah. I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, so sexy by far...I'm too sexy for my underwear...
Before Bakura and Marik started to take their underwear, Yugi walked into the bathroom. The 3 of them looked at each other for about 3 minutes. "Why are you two stripping in the boy's bathroom?" Yugi asked. Bakura smiled.
"Want to join us Yugi?" Bakura asked. Yugi looked at Marik and Bakura and slammed the door.
"I take that as a no..." Marik said.
Radio: I'm too sexy for this song.
"Damn right I am!" Bakura said while throwing his underwear on the ground and ran out of the bathroom. Marik stood there putting his clothes back on and ran to catch Bakura.
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Marik: That's it?
KG: Yeah.
Marik: So your gonna let Bakura streak in school?
KG: Yup.
Marik: Did I catch him?
KG: (puts on headphones)
Marik: Forget you...R & R.
KG: It's the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen...
Marik: Noooooooo! R. Kelly!