"So I hear you tried to stage a jail break this morning sir." Sam said as
they waited for Hammond to arrive so the briefing could begin.
"A jail break Jack?" Daniel questioned.
"One, it was not a jail, it was the infirmary, two, I was going to take him back after we had breakfast and three Jenkins has a big mouth."
"I can do numbers too." Sam said. "One, it wasn't Hannah that told me, it was Janet and Hannah didn't tell her either, it was Rebecca. Two, Ferretti isn't supposed to eat anything more substantial than Jell-O. The swelling in his throat hasn't gone down completely yet." Sam paused. "Sir." She added.
"How was I supposed to know that?"
"Janet doesn't keep people in the infirmary any longer than necessary. Not even you."
"Colonel." Hammond said as he walked in. "I have a request from Dr Fraiser for you to stop trying to take her patients out of the infirmary before they are ready to be released."
"I was only taking the poor man to eat." Jack protested.
"Well it you'd stop doing it, Dr Fraiser would be grateful. She said to mention something about large needles." Hammond says.
"Yes sir."
"Good. Let's get this briefing started."
#
"You know what?" Sam said after they stepped through the gate.
"No what?" Daniel asked.
"You would think it, but I actually miss doing that."
"Doing what Major Carter?" Teal'c asked.
"Taking that step and ending up on the other side of the galaxy." Sam smiled.
"You really need to get out more." Jack muttered.
"Where are you taking me?" Sam asked innocently.
"Right now probably on a wild goose chase."
"Doesn't he take me to all the best places?" Sam gently teased.
"The best." Daniel agreed. "I mean how often do you get to go to a reception at the White House?"
"That was fun; the First Lady is really great, despite having to edge round the truth of what I did for a living."
"Yeah real great." Jack said sarcastically.
"You didn't have fun in Washington Jack?" Daniel asked.
"It was great, I love lawyers. On the plus side Kinsey is out of our hair for good."
"Hopefully." Sam said.
"Hopefully?" Jack questioned.
"He is, was a Senator he knows some pretty high class lawyers." Sam reminded.
"You think he's going to get Johnnie Cochrane?" Daniel asked.
"The OJ Simpson guy?" Jack questioned.
"Who is Johnnie Cochrane and what is an OJ Simpson?" Teal'c asked.
"Johnnie Cochrane is a high-profile celebrity lawyer." Sam explained.
"And OJ Simpson was a former football player who may or may not have killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend." Daniel continued.
"But it depends on who you ask and which court you talk to. Kinsey will want to keep what he did low profile, but it won't be. He'll want a better criminal lawyer than Cochrane. Knowing Kinsey he'll probably try the Attorney General." Jack added.
"I see. Thank you."
"Let's get this over and go home. Ferretti still hasn't given me my winnings."
"Why you're kindly donating to the memorial wall fund." Sam replied.
"Memorial wall fund?" Daniel questioned.
"We went to the Vietnam War Memorial while we were in Washington. It got me thinking, I thought we should have a memorial wall at the SGC for everyone who has died since the beginning. That way their memory will live on." Sam explained.
"That's actually a good idea." Daniel remarked.
"Jack offered to talk to Hammond about it. Now he's going to fund it."
"Why am I funding it? You're the one with all the money." Jack asked.
"Because you are a generous guy, you should have been betting on it anyway, and I'll amply reward you." Sam replied.
"A little too much information guys." Daniel said.
"You have a dirty mind Daniel; I was just offering to buy him two season tickets to the Colorado Avalanches."
"Hockey tickets? She must really want this."
"So you're going to go to a whole season's hockey games with him?" Daniel questioned.
"Hell no. As much as I like hockey, there is a base full of guys I'm sure he'll find someone to go with him. Besides it will give me extra time to work."
"So a win win situation." Daniel smiled.
"Indeed." Teal'c agreed.
TBC
"A jail break Jack?" Daniel questioned.
"One, it was not a jail, it was the infirmary, two, I was going to take him back after we had breakfast and three Jenkins has a big mouth."
"I can do numbers too." Sam said. "One, it wasn't Hannah that told me, it was Janet and Hannah didn't tell her either, it was Rebecca. Two, Ferretti isn't supposed to eat anything more substantial than Jell-O. The swelling in his throat hasn't gone down completely yet." Sam paused. "Sir." She added.
"How was I supposed to know that?"
"Janet doesn't keep people in the infirmary any longer than necessary. Not even you."
"Colonel." Hammond said as he walked in. "I have a request from Dr Fraiser for you to stop trying to take her patients out of the infirmary before they are ready to be released."
"I was only taking the poor man to eat." Jack protested.
"Well it you'd stop doing it, Dr Fraiser would be grateful. She said to mention something about large needles." Hammond says.
"Yes sir."
"Good. Let's get this briefing started."
#
"You know what?" Sam said after they stepped through the gate.
"No what?" Daniel asked.
"You would think it, but I actually miss doing that."
"Doing what Major Carter?" Teal'c asked.
"Taking that step and ending up on the other side of the galaxy." Sam smiled.
"You really need to get out more." Jack muttered.
"Where are you taking me?" Sam asked innocently.
"Right now probably on a wild goose chase."
"Doesn't he take me to all the best places?" Sam gently teased.
"The best." Daniel agreed. "I mean how often do you get to go to a reception at the White House?"
"That was fun; the First Lady is really great, despite having to edge round the truth of what I did for a living."
"Yeah real great." Jack said sarcastically.
"You didn't have fun in Washington Jack?" Daniel asked.
"It was great, I love lawyers. On the plus side Kinsey is out of our hair for good."
"Hopefully." Sam said.
"Hopefully?" Jack questioned.
"He is, was a Senator he knows some pretty high class lawyers." Sam reminded.
"You think he's going to get Johnnie Cochrane?" Daniel asked.
"The OJ Simpson guy?" Jack questioned.
"Who is Johnnie Cochrane and what is an OJ Simpson?" Teal'c asked.
"Johnnie Cochrane is a high-profile celebrity lawyer." Sam explained.
"And OJ Simpson was a former football player who may or may not have killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend." Daniel continued.
"But it depends on who you ask and which court you talk to. Kinsey will want to keep what he did low profile, but it won't be. He'll want a better criminal lawyer than Cochrane. Knowing Kinsey he'll probably try the Attorney General." Jack added.
"I see. Thank you."
"Let's get this over and go home. Ferretti still hasn't given me my winnings."
"Why you're kindly donating to the memorial wall fund." Sam replied.
"Memorial wall fund?" Daniel questioned.
"We went to the Vietnam War Memorial while we were in Washington. It got me thinking, I thought we should have a memorial wall at the SGC for everyone who has died since the beginning. That way their memory will live on." Sam explained.
"That's actually a good idea." Daniel remarked.
"Jack offered to talk to Hammond about it. Now he's going to fund it."
"Why am I funding it? You're the one with all the money." Jack asked.
"Because you are a generous guy, you should have been betting on it anyway, and I'll amply reward you." Sam replied.
"A little too much information guys." Daniel said.
"You have a dirty mind Daniel; I was just offering to buy him two season tickets to the Colorado Avalanches."
"Hockey tickets? She must really want this."
"So you're going to go to a whole season's hockey games with him?" Daniel questioned.
"Hell no. As much as I like hockey, there is a base full of guys I'm sure he'll find someone to go with him. Besides it will give me extra time to work."
"So a win win situation." Daniel smiled.
"Indeed." Teal'c agreed.
TBC