REVENGE Plan M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Ch. 2

Sorry for the long update! Please read and review! I STILL don't own anything---- sobs except myself and Yami Me. TN5 and Watcher of Darkness own themselves. Still trying to rewrite every chapter out of script mode.

Un-LOTR Characters again:

(Me) Megami: Age 15; mid-back black hair colored purplish red (Yami Me: :: Rolls eyes:: She means auburn.) 5' 1.5"; wearing camouflage pants, boots, black T, and fingerless gloves.

Yami Me: Age 5,015; similar likeness of Megami except for clothing and color; mid-back silver hair streaked blood-red, red eyes with silver flecks, 5' 1.5"; wearing black leather pants, black tank with black arm sleeves, and her intimidating black and silver cape.

TypoNumber5 aka Satu: Age 13; shoulder length brunette hair, 5' 0"; wearing dark jeans and a Linkin Park Concert T-shirt and tennis shoes.

Watcher of Darkness aka Konton the Mahotsu: Age 15; 5'2"; wearing mysterious dark cloak and has a mage's staff.

Well, I couldn't believe it. The Bakas actually dished up some torture for the torturess. I never thought I'd see the day when they got their revenge on me AND somehow incorporate the Horror of Sue-ism at the same time. After the council, all of us Authors went to sleep, but not before frolicking around Rivendell like a bunch of lunatics. Now the elves think we're insane. Good. Now some beauty rest at last--- not that school and soccer has helped much back at home.

At 1 hour before sunrise...

I was still sleeping; Yami Me always told me I talk in my sleep but I never believe her. "...I wanna be a forward, you senile coach..... ZZZ...zzz... Goooooooaaaaaalllll-----"

My dream was interrupted by several screams of terror coming from outside. While drowsily getting up I muttered, "What the?"

I opened the nearest window and stuck my head outside. A few elves were scrambling (still gracefully) around and guards were apparently rushing to the scene of the crime. I was PO'd; I needed my beauty sleep. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!"

With that, I shut it and went back to bed, suffocating myself with my pillow. It was futile, as Agent Smith soon knocked on my door.

"I'm sleeping; go away...."

Lord Elrond opened the door and said, "I believe the source of this chaos is trying to find you!"

I lifted my head up and stared at the door. Now Yami Me, Konton, and Satu were beside him, rubbing their eyes.

Konton looked exhausted. "What's with all the commotion?"

"Ask him," I replied stifling a yawn.

Elrond gestured for us to follow. "Please come with me."

So we followed him, at 5 in the morning, glaring death at him because we were so sleepy. Eventually we reached the court where the Council took place yesterday; and there were a bunch of guards huddled around something, trying to kill it.

Yami Me, raising an eyebrow, asked, "What're they doing....?"

At that moment, all the guards were shoved aside by three giant........ cats?

I woke up a little. "Hey, they look a lot like Kirara!"

"Hey! Look down there!" Konton yelled. He was pointing at the tiniest snake ever! If I weren't semi-afraid of snakes, I'd go huggle it. The demon-cats disappeared in a whirl of flame and shrank to the cutest kittens.

Satu and I went all starry-eyed. "OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! THEY'RE SO KAWAII¹!!!!" we squealed.

Konton scoffed. "Hey, my basilisk's waaaayyyy cuter!"

Yami Me looked at him sharply. "Basilisk? As in things that can kill you just by eye contact?"

"As in, genetically altered so it can turn you to stone by eye contact if I say so," he corrected.

The Elves groaned when they heard what these creatures could do. Elrond spoke up. "What are they?" he demanded.

"Youkai-neko²!" I squealed.

"The white one has a note attached to its collar---" Yami Me pointed out. I took it of and read it out loud.

"It reads, 'Megami-sama to tomodachi, Gomen ne----'"

Elrond coughed, interrupting my speech. "In a language WE can understand please-----"

I rolled my eyes. "Fine! Non-Japanese dude---"

"Megami and Co.,

I'm sorry that those idiots Tomb Robber and Tomb Keeper trapped you in another world. Here, I went to Petsmart and got these youkai-neko for you, your Yami, and TN5. I was actually surprised Petsmart carried demons. Apparently, WOD has his basilisk... I hope your new pets will help you out somehow. I also packed your favorite things in your backpacks. Oh, and don't worry; I'm giving Bakura and Marik a taste of their own medicine right now... and Leviathan and Ifrit are.... lending a hand... hehehe... Oh, and tell TN5 she can no longer call Bakura "Fuzzy-san"... ::insert psychotic laughter here:: And your parents really ARE clueless; they haven't noticed your disappearance yet. They seem to think Malik-on-helium's voice sounds like yours.

Please be careful and come back to your ficcies soon.

Yami Y."

Satu had a facial expression that said: Oo;;;

"Uh, Satu, you can't call Bakura "Fuzzy-san" anymore. Sheesh, Yami sounds like my mom--- hey... wait a minute! My parents think Malik's dubbed voice on a higher octave sounds like me!? I don't sound like a feminine Weevil with laryngitis!!!!" I was shaking with anger.

Yami Me smirked. "Remind me to treat Leviathan and Ifrit when we get home."

Elrond rubbed his temples. "Does this mean these creatures will no longer be a threat?"

Satu changed the subject. "OH! What will we name them!? I pick this one!" Satu picked out the baby blue one with light gray streaks.

I immediately knew what I wanted to name mine. "I wanna name mine Chikara!" I picked out the small white one with golden tufts. She also had a cute star-mark on her forehead.

Yami Me picked out a golden demon with red/orange streaks. "I'll name this one Pyra!"

"Yeah, it matches--- That, and you're a pyromaniac," I commented.

Satu thought aloud about her pet's new name. "Think, think, think."

Konton stared at her. "That sounded like Winnie the Pooh."

Satu finally lit up and proclaimed, "I dub thee Sora!!!!!!!!!!" She tapped it on the head with her forefinger, as if knighting it.

Konton randomly yelled out, "KINGDOM HEARTS!!!"

That reminded me... "My brother just bought that game... and he beat it in a week."

Konton's face resembled: Oo;;; "Whoa, he's fast..."

"I know."

Konton went back to huggling the snake. "Isn't Owari cute?" he asked.

"Owari?" Elrond was rubbing his head in frustration. 'What? You can't blame us for adoring these kawaii things!' I thought.

"Do these... things... have to accompany the fellowship?" he asked.

I glared at him. "Unless you want them to stay with you---- Come on, guys, let's go back to bed..." I turned back towards the dormitories.

The others nodded and followed me back to the bedroom hall. I looked at my watch; 5:45 a.m. Great going, Elrond, now I have half an hour left to sleep... Now back to my dream about scoring that last goal...

Later that day....

Weapons training, for the girls, since Konton is a powerful sorcerer. Boy, Rivendell doesn't know what's coming to them.

Yami Me looked offended. "You mortals want to teach ME, how to fight?"

"Yami? Elves are immortal," I told her.

Legolas sighed. "Yes, if you have to come with us to Mordor, you must learn to fight."

Yami Me glared at him. "Listen, Pretty boy, I don't carry the Millennium Glaive around for decoration."

Gimli eyed the Glaive in her hand. "And how do you wield such a weapon? I have never seen one of its kind before."

"Like you would any sword, AND it can cut through anything," she boasted.

I grumbled and muttered under my breath, "I'M the one supposed to wield it... you just use it more often and took it from me..."

Aragorn steered the conversation away from an argument. "Anyways, we have a few weeks to teach you to swordfight, archery, and hand-to-hand combat. Which would you like to learn first?" he asked us.

Satu grinned. "Archery!"

"Fine. Here are some bows for you to use. Now, you notch the arrow like this," Legolas instructed while demonstrating.

He demonstrated and told us to do the same. The first few times, Satu and I kept dropping them. But NOOOO--- my Yami's the one who's already prepared for combat--- Yay! I finally did it!

"Very good," the Elf said.

I whispered to Satu, "This reminds me of Humiliation Nation- MWAHAHAHAHA! Ch. 18. You know, where Maki, Nori, and Eleanor let me play torture sports?"

"Yeah."

Legolas snapped at us. "YOU TWO! Pay attention please."

We scowled. Sheesh, he's worse than the teachers in my high school.

Legolas continued on. "Now, after you notched your arrows, pull it back and aim for that target on the tree. Then release it like this." He released his arrow, and it hit the target dead-on.

Satu and I shrugged and tried to follow. We pulled our arrows back and squinted to aim at the bull's-eye. Then we let them go. Yami Me's arrow hit the mark. Darn her. Well, at least Satu and mine hit the tree, so nyah!

Aragorn turned to Yami Me. "You have experience with the bow and arrow?" he asked in wonder.

Yami Me shrugged. "If it counts as a weapon, then yes."

Legolas grinned. Git. "That's great. As for you two, you're doing very well. All we have to do is work on your aim. I suppose you don't have as much experience?"

"Only with my brother's toy set, and some Tea-killing," I noted.

Gimli asked, "Tea?"

All of us shuddered at the memory of her.

Yami Me answered, "A being so evil and loathsome, it makes ME look like a Catholic schoolgirl."

I was insulted. "HEY! I was a Catholic schoolgirl in 8th grade!"

She only smirked in return. "I know."

Gimli looked interested. "Well, it shall be a tale of horror you will have to tell us about later."

Legolas paced again. "Let's resume training. Yami Me, if you prefer, you may just practice shooting freely."

Yami Me acquiesced. "Whatever."

Satu growled. "Show off."

Konton, who was practically sunbathing looked up to us. "Don't worry you two; Kagome was FAR worse than you are right now. Now look how good she is!"

I rolled my eyes. "Whatever."

So we worked more on our aim, until finally we got bull's-eyes for ourselves. That only took about an hour... Satu and I high-fived. "OH YEAH! KIKYO EAT YOUR NON-EXISTANT HEART OUT!" We proceeded with our victory dance of Oddness.

"So I guess we're done learning archery?" she asked.

Aragorn smiled slightly. "For today. Now we shall begin swordsmanship."

I groaned. "Aw, crap."

Watcher of Darkness: You ended the first chapter with that line too, you know.

Megami: Really? Weird....

TN5: I wanna move onto hand-to-hand combat! A little Jackie Chan and Jet Li!

Yami Me: Riiiiitee.....

Japanese Translations

Kawaii = Adorable

Youkai-neko = Demon-cats

Chikara = Power

Sora = Heaven

Owari = The End, Omega, Termination--- etc.

And for future reference,

Baka = Idiot/Stupid

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