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Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Alright everyone, break it up!

All stop whatever they were doing, except for Crabbe, who was chewing on a bone.

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Ah hem! Crabbe!

Crabbe: uh? Crabbe was in Great Hall, but now Crabbe is here?

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Yes, and I don't know why.

George bursts into tears again.

Cedric: Put a sock in it, weasel!

A sock immediately appears in George's mouth.

Harry: Draco?

Draco stuns Harry.

Ron: Malfoy! You pile of floating dragon dung!

Malfoy: (sings) Weasley is our king Weasley is our king He always lets the Quaffle in, Weasley is our king.

Ron jumps at Draco who begins to run.

Draco: (Still singing) Weasley cannot save a thing He cannot block a single ring. That's why Slitherins all sing: Weasley is our king

Crabbe: Uh?? All hail the weasel!

Goyal: Um. Yep!

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Goyal?!?! Where did you come from?

Goyal: uh? Um? Toilet?

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Never mind

Ron jumps on Draco and begins to punch him.

PonyLuvrGirl: You know your all insane, don't you?

All: Who??

PonyLuvrGirl: All of you! Espicially Kitty~Kat~Kisses!

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: (looks innocent) Who me?

PonyLuvrGirl: Yes you!

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: OK, OK, I did steal the cookies.

Many cookies begin to dance all around the room.

PonyLuvrGirl: As I said, your completley nuts.

Surf: Yep

Kitty~Kat~Kisses and PonyLuvrGirl: Surf?!?!?

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: But you're a Horse!

PonyluvrGir: You can't talk.

Surf: Ok, your right. I'll go now. (He disappears in a puff of blue and yellow smoke.)

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: PonyLuvrGirl, begone for a little while!

PonyLuvrGirl: Gladly. (She walks through the wall)

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: OK, back to the chaos!

Pansy (sings) Weasley was born in a bin, He always lets the Quaffle in, Weasley will make sure we win, Weasley is our king.

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: (Absently begins to hum Weasly is our king into a bull horn.) After 2 and a half verses:

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Wait a sec.! I hate Cho, not Ron! DIE CHO DIE!!!!

All except Cho, Cedric, and George: DIE CHO DIE!!!! DIE CHO DIE!!!! DIE CHO DIE!!!!

Cedric begins to cry.

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Cho now develops a splitting headache!

Cho: MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cedric: Poor Cho!

Cho: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

George: Cho! Will you go out with me?

Cho: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All except Cho and Cedric: DIE CHO DIE!!!! DIE CHO DIE!!!! DIE CHO DIE!!!!

George: DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! CHO MUST DIE!!!!!!!

Kitty~Kat~Kisses: Ummm. Die Cho Die!

All except Kitty~Kat~Kisses, Cedric, and Cho: YEAH kITTY~KAT~KISSES!

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