Disclaimer, well, as you all know by now this so-called plot is mine but the majority of thecharacters, that is to say the Harry Potter characters, belong to the queen of literature herself, J.K. Rowling who is expecting a third child. Ah, the lucky, lucky child...
Authors note: Um.... Sorry that it has, literally, been nearly a year since I updated this story. But, as they say, a year is like a second to Nicolas Flammel...
Now, back to our story
All but Cho and Cedric: Die Cho Die!!!!!! Die Cho Die!!!!!!!!!! DIE CHO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kittykatkisses: People, Hey people...
All but Cho and Cedric: DIE CHO DIE!!!!! DIE CHO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Kittykatkisses: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stunned silence broken by a loud gnawing sound in the far left corner.
Cho: What's that noise?
Murmuring from the people.
Draco: since I'm BRAVE, I'll go check it out.
Draco walks over to the corner and laughs.
Draco: It's just Crabbe, you bunch of Pigeons!
Hermione: Pigeons?
Draco: Well, you look more like a beaver.
Hermione gasps
Pansy giggles
Ron: I am SO not a Pigeon
Draco: Are so
Kittykatkisses: Hey Draco, I think YOU look like a bit of a pigeon.
Draco: HUH???
He turns into a pigeon with a green stripe down his back.
All: Stare at Kittykatkisses.
Kittykatkisses: What? He's a pigeon!
Fred and George together: Whatever.
Lavender: so... How do we get out of here?
All: Yeah, that's right, uh huh, etc.
Kittykatkisses shrugs
All stare at Kittykatkisses
Kittykatkisses: What? You got your selves into this mess...
George: No, we didn't!
Fred: Yeah, I agree with the good-looking one!
Kittykatkisses begins to back up as a water balloon falls in the middle of the crowd of characters.
Peeves: Ha ha! Got the ickle firsties!
Kittykatkisses: Erm, Peeves, we're not firsties...
Peeves isn't listening. He shoots over to Lavender.
Peeves grabs Lavender's nose!
Peeves: Got Your Conk!
Kittykatkisses: Go AWAY Peeves!
Peeves blows a loud raspberry.
Kittykatkisses: Well, we DO need to get out of here...
A/N: This is the second to last chapter. I've figured out how to end it so I'll post the ending within about a week. Please Review!