I'm going to kill you! As Kouji prepared to tackle his moronic friend and secret crush, a shadow loomed over them… "Hey, Yutaka check this out." A man's voice called then over came Tomoki's older brother. What was he doing here? Kouji stopped baring his teeth and Takuya turned around to seem some guy around maybe 20 or so. He had really wild brown hair and chocolate brown eyes looking down at him with a smile on his face. He wore a blue shirt and some brown capris with soccer shoes on. Standing next to him was Tomoki's brother, with his brown hair and blue eyes that held a fair resemblance to his younger brother. He wore a black shirt with crimson sleeves and a gray shirt beneath and jeans.

"Taichi… stop staring at the strays." Yutaka sighed and shook his head at his friend. Taichi gave a grin and rummaged through his pocket.

"Yutaka… I bet if I give these two some food they might let us pet them!" Taichi replied with a grin and took out some bits of money. "Wonder if they like ice cream…" He muttered, then Yutaka looked from him, to Takuya and Kouji.

"Taichi, if you're thinking what I think you're thinking then no. No pets, zip, nadda, nuh-uh!" Yutaka said and merely got a peace sign from Taichi.

"Oh come on, I grew up with a cat I can take care of it! And I'm sure a puppy isn't too hard right? Right!" Taichi said and before Yutaka could argue with him more, the wild haired other ran off.

"…sometimes I wish he and his boyfriend went to the same college so that Yamato could tolerate this instead of me." Yutaka sighed, meanwhile Takuya and Kouji stared up at him blinking. They then exchanged glances with an evil smile only the other knew they had. Yutaka looked at them and raised a brow when seeing the two and got sort of scared. Hey, you would be to if you saw a kitten and a puppy plotting against you!!! Kouji! If we can go home with Yutaka, maybe we can see Tomoki and get help! Takuya said, and started to hop around Kouji, who merely sweat-dropped. Meanwhile Yutaka was getting a bit more scared of these animals… Takuya, that's ridiculous. Besides, how will we tell them? Bark? Meow? Wag a tail or two? Kouji sighed, and plopped his little puppy butt down, and Takuya stopped his 'dance'. Or, as Yutaka dubbed it, 'The Dance of Conquerization' (despite the last word doesn't exist). Maybe you can wag your tail at will, but my tail has a mind of its own… you know how some cats seem a little schizo? It's because their tail really DOES have a mind of its own… Takuya explained then began pacing around Kouji, who wasn't paying that much attention to it. Whatever, you and your talking tail can go with Yutaka, but I'm going home. Kouji growled in Takuya's mind, then he got up and began to walk away. He didn't get very far when a ball of brown fur tackled him.

Kouji then yelped for two reasons, and two reasons only. He was surprised and because Takuya's claws decided to make a guest appearance on his back. Snarling Kouji jumped backwards onto Takuya startling his friend even more so. TAKUYA!! Kouji's voice roared inside Takuya's causing him to wince. What do cats walk on? He asked, and the kitten could feel annoyance coming through where Kouji spoke. Uh… paws? He asked, and Kouji made a growling noise. They walk on their claws you idiot! Not to mention you just stabbed me in my damn back! Takuya went quiet for a moment then made a soft nervous chuckle. Eheh… ehh… sorry Kouji… The apology came, and rather than accept in or give any motion he did, Kouji sighed and shook his head. Meanwhile Yutaka was a bit scared still, seeing as he wasn't exactly a big animal-fan beforehand. Look Kouji, you have a dog back at your house right? Remember when you had to dog-sit for someone and your dog tried to eat it? What do you think it'll do to you puppy-boy? Takuya asked, and the word 'puppy-boy' may have hit a nerve. Kouji glared at him, whether the name annoyed him or he disliked the fact Takuya was right, and again the puppy snarled and tried to attack Takuya.

"Wow, they get along great!" Taichi's singsong voice floated out. Yutaka looked at him and then the cat and dog fighting like… well, a cat and dog.

"Those animals are insane!" Yutaka muttered and scooted behind the safety of his friend. Taichi shook his head and bent down before holding out the ice cream cone.

"Come on here you cute little fellers…" Taichi said, though neither kitten nor puppy paid him any mind; too busy trying to kill each other. Yah, they're playing… of course. Right. Are we going to go with them or not? Takuya asked, as Kouji attempted to use his ear as a chew toy. Well, since you're the one who got us into this, you're getting us out! The puppy growled back and Takuya then escaped from his scary friend's wrath and stalked on over to Taichi, his tail held high in the air. Kouji glared at him, before slowly following. Taichi gave a wide grin as he watched the kitten and puppy slowly eat from the ice cream.

"Listen… I know you like animals, but couldn't we just adopt some from a pound? You know… in case these flea-bitten things have some sort of disease?" Yutaka asked, looking down at the two nervously. Taichi rolled his eyes before shaking his head no. "Wait. You plan on actually taking these things home don't you?!" He asked worriedly, staring in horror at the two. Wow, someone really doesn't like animals.

"Of course, this puppy and kitten deserve a good home. Don't you?" Taichi asked in that baby talk you usually only see girls saying to something as adorable as kitten Takuya and puppy Kouji. Yutaka rolled his eyes when Taichi picked up the kitten and puppy, who didn't seem to really fight against him. If only Taichi knew he was holding two humans trapped in animals bodies...

"Oh, give me a break… I bet they don't understand a word you just said." Yutaka sighed, then stared when Takuya and Kouji nodded their little kitty and puppy head 'yes' to Taichi's question, just to show him. Taichi looked a bit alarmed, then chuckled ignoring the absurdity that a cat and dog just agreed with him.

"I bet some Americans abandoned you, yes they did! They always do stupid things!" Taichi laughed and began walking down the street with a cat on his shoulder and a puppy in his hand, letting them both eat the ice cream. Yutaka stared after them, before sighing yet again and following his roommate. "Guess what? When we get home, we're going to name you both and… I call dibs on you little kitty!" The brown-haired guy said, and Takuya rubbed his head against Taichi's cheek. "Yutaka, hope you don't mind dogs!" He cried, and began to run lightly when his roommate fumed and chased after them. They ran like this all the way to a less urban area with a few houses placed here and there. Taichi put Takuya and Kouji down before opening the door to it, with Yutaka stepping over them to get inside first. Taichi blinked then chuckled, ushering the two small furballs inside. Once in there, he put the keys on a keyrack and looked around.

The living room consisted of a couch, television stand, and lamp with a cozy recliner and a fireplace nearby. Pictures of their family were place at the most appropriate areas. Taichi then squatted down and looked from Takuya to Kouji, who just stared at him. Yutaka walked into the room holding a cup of coffee and blew some of the steam away before taking a light sip from it. Taichi was still looking from Takuya and Kouji, who were still staring straight back at him. A normal person would be disturbed by how much attention a young dog and cat were giving to them, but Taichi was not. He went to the Digital World before too, so anything unusual never really did bother him for too long. Yutaka, of course being the only one who never even heard of the Digital World, was more than creeped out by anything out of the average… and he's living with Taichi? That's a bit strange in itself, don't you think? Slowly Taichi picked up Takuya under his front legs and tilted his head at the cat that was seemingly raising an eyebrow at him. Next Taichi did the same thing to Kouji; but instead of raising a brow had an irritated look.

"So Yutaka, what shall we name our new friends here?" Taichi asked, and reached out to scratch Takuya behind the ears. The kitten didn't scuttle away, instead he stood there and permitted Taichi to do this, certainly most strays would not permit. Then again, he isn't a stray, but that's not what Taichi thinks so there.

"Uh… Yin and Yang?" Yutaka shrugged, not truly knowing what you should name them. Wow, this guy doesn't even know a proper kitty or puppy name! Something like fluffy… or socks… or maybe Isis…

"Yutaka… we have ourselves two little boys, Yin and Yang represents light and dark, man and woman." Taichi sighed and shook his head. "Try and think of something better."

"Why do I have to name them?" Yutaka demanded, while Taichi shrugged.

"Well, if you have to live with them then you might as well have to right to name them." Taichi shrugged.

"Fine… Neko and Inu?" Yutaka suggested, and at Taichi's rolled eyes he sighed. "Let me guess, something less stupid? Fine… how about…" He was silent for a moment, then smirked. "The dog in Mamoru and the cat is Chi." He said with some slight pride, while Taichi raised an eyebrow at him. "What, are they bad names or something?"

"Well… Mamoru is good for the dog… but what the hell possessed you to call a cat Chi!?" Taichi asked staring at him incredulously.

"I like Chobits, and the cat is cute like Chii is so… I thought, why not Chi as in the power chi." Yutaka shrugged. Taichi stared at him.

"I thought it was ki. And Chii is a girl!" He scowled.

"Yeah… ki, chi is all the same in the end. I'm not saying Chii, I'm saying Chi!" Yutaka explained.

"You know, the only difference is the spelling you baka, which chi are we talking about?" Taichi sighed exaggerated.

"The one that you thought was ki!!" Yutaka all but yelled now, getting very annoyed. Taichi grinned then patted Takuya on the head.

"Here that little buddy, your Chi, and little puppywuppy here is Mamoru!" He said and clapped his hands together before picking up the two small animals as if he and Yutaka never argued over anything. The said other shook his head and returned to the kitchen with his coffee, not wanting to know. Takuya and Kouji exchanged worried looks. Kouji… I'm named after energy. Takuya said looking insulted at Kouji. So? I'm named protect damnit! Kouji retorted, but Takuya shrugged. If only those two knew how suiting their names were… but of course, they're stuck living in a house with one guy whose anti-animal, and another who went to the Digital World and has a few loose screws, who can blame them?

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A/N: After achieving a new favorite character from Frontier (It's so fun messing with poor Yutaka!), and watching one of the few episodes with him… this came! Sorry it was a bit late, I've been busy. Yeah yeah, it's not that funny but… it was rushed! Me try harder next time, yesh yesh! Oh, and Taichi and Yutaka living together… well, in the English dub if you've noticed, Yutaka had Taichi's voice so to me it only made sense to have them living together! No, I'm not insulting Americans in this if you're wondering, I am one. Me ish just making a reference that sometimes people abandon their pets… -Sigh- Mean people…

To Tora Lin Miradux: Thanks for thinking its cute! And funny... sorry this chapter wasn't as good. No cliffies today!

Zenith-chan: Thanks for telling me that, it helped a lot!

takuya: Glad you like this!! I'll try and update more for you!

Dragi: Thanks for the luck and help with the plot and name! Well... thanks for a lot of things! -Hugs-

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it!