Disclaimer: See chapter one.
A/N: I don't know WHY some people read stuff that they don't agree with! So if you don't want to read about Jack being gay then DON'T READ IT and DON'T COMPLAIN. Well, actually, I take that back. Do review if you don't like it. It raises my self-esteem as I can see that there are people out there are more stupid then I am. You people make me laugh. And I pity you.
Entry One
Decided to sail into random port on Anna Maria's boat... I mean, just a little boat that I found and did not steal, I mean borrow, BORROW! Anyway, doesn't matter as boat started to sink. Tried to get water out but was distracted by creepy looking skeletons. I question this port as has strange welcoming decoration. Decided to solute anyway. Couldn't read sigh although almost positive it said some kind of welcome. Anyway, back to sinking boat... sinking boat...SINKING BOAT?! First decided to jump overboard and swim to the docks. Then decided against Plan A and climb to top of boat as can spot any hot guys from up there. Didn't see much and am very disappointed. Put my foot out as to dance to get attention but dock came up too soon so just got off sinking boat instead and tour the port. However, stopped by dock's person with a huge case of PMS. Did a horrible job on his sex change. Huge turn off. Gave him three shillings as to brighten his day... and also forgot my name and didn't want to have to check diary. Little boy cute... not that way.
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A/N: I don't know WHY some people read stuff that they don't agree with! So if you don't want to read about Jack being gay then DON'T READ IT and DON'T COMPLAIN. Well, actually, I take that back. Do review if you don't like it. It raises my self-esteem as I can see that there are people out there are more stupid then I am. You people make me laugh. And I pity you.
Entry One
Decided to sail into random port on Anna Maria's boat... I mean, just a little boat that I found and did not steal, I mean borrow, BORROW! Anyway, doesn't matter as boat started to sink. Tried to get water out but was distracted by creepy looking skeletons. I question this port as has strange welcoming decoration. Decided to solute anyway. Couldn't read sigh although almost positive it said some kind of welcome. Anyway, back to sinking boat... sinking boat...SINKING BOAT?! First decided to jump overboard and swim to the docks. Then decided against Plan A and climb to top of boat as can spot any hot guys from up there. Didn't see much and am very disappointed. Put my foot out as to dance to get attention but dock came up too soon so just got off sinking boat instead and tour the port. However, stopped by dock's person with a huge case of PMS. Did a horrible job on his sex change. Huge turn off. Gave him three shillings as to brighten his day... and also forgot my name and didn't want to have to check diary. Little boy cute... not that way.
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