Disclaimer: See chapter one.
A/N: N/A- ha! "a/n: n/a"… get it? Shutting up now.
Liz: the very secret diaries with about three other fics/events inspired me to write this. I don't know how I got this out of those four but I did.
Entry two
Finally found where they keep their ships… or more accurately, really large boats. Two very confused soldiers. "Black Pearl's a real ship. Black Pearl's not a real ship. You're wrong. I agree." What the? Yeah, that's right. I'm just that certain pirate captain who is non existent and currently a figment of you're imagination. If wasn't the sexy witty pirate I am, would have been confused myself. However, engaged them in a conversation of this certain hypothetical guy I knew named Captain Jack Sparrow and how he and his crew made me their chief. Unfortunately, confusion started to be a bit of a turn on and had to take a dip in the ocean. Offered them to come with me but said they couldn't swim. Pride of the kings navy they are. While frolicking in the water, saw somebody dive off the cliff. Pretty stupid actually. Even *I* wouldn't do something like that. Person with big flowy dress began swimming to the bottom so decided to race. Only then noticed person in big flowy dress actually drowning damsel in distress.
Bugger.
Finally got girl to the dock. Had to take off her big flowy dress in water as was too heavy and weighing us both down. Dang she's hot! Makes me question my gayness. Hate that. Had to take off corset also as she couldn't breath. As if I really needed that. More questions. Then saw very pretty necklace. Asked her where she got it as wanted to get one myself. Interrupted by pussy Commodore though. Find authority personality sexy. Apparent pirate hater and prejudice views kind of a turn off. Oh well, always the girl. Names Elizabeth. But apparently the Commodore has her two. Cow with the Commodore! Must put that matter aside as life currently in danger. Gave big flowy dress Elizabeth one last hug and then ran for it, or more accurately, flew, slid, and then dodged bullets while running for it. Worked though.
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Was seriously questioning gayness when entered place with lots of swords. Then saw old drunkard. That's it. I'm straight. However was disturbed by recent conclusion when someone else entered. While hiding in shadows, saw person has a HOT guy. Maybe just bi… Smacked hand with sword in attempt to flirt. Took it the wrong way. Hot person started playing hard to get and engaged in sexy sword fight. Found out person actually blacksmith. OoOoOoOo, muscley. Joy. Doesn't seem to think I'm hot though. Said I "threatened Mrs. Swann." Apparently big flowy dress Elizabeth very popular. Called blacksmith a eunuch. Very upset. Bit touchy. Makes me wonder… Anyway, just about to win very sexy sword fight when-
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