Aouni: Since I haven't updated in so long, I've decided to write two
chappies in a row. Aren't I nice? ^-^
Aouni Darkstar: A spineless fool is more like it.
Aouni: You know, I could always use Destiny as my little helper instead.
Aouni Darkstar: That stupid cat-girl?
Aouni: Hey! I like cats! They're my favourite animals!
Destiny: Hello.
Aouni Darkstar: You.
Destiny: Nice to see you too, dark elf.
Aouni Darkstar: It's better than being a walking talking furball!
Destiny: I resent that.
Aouni: Anyways, disclaimer please.
Kai: Hn.
Kenny: Come on Kai, it's your turn!
Kai: Aouni doesn't own us. Or forgotten realms drow. She only owns Destiny and Darkstar.
Destiny: ^^ On with the ficcy!
Aouni: See? She's much nicer than you.
Aouni Darkstar: Hmph.
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Chapter Seven
Rei smiled as the animals roamed free. This was how it was meant to happen, no more evil constraining zoos, and the animals finally had a taste of freedom. All in all, Rei was feeling quite proud of himself.
"It's you!"
Rei turned around to see the zookeeper who had pulled him out of the tiger pen in the first place.
"You're rein if evil ends here!" Rei laughed manically, "Death to all zoos! Attack her my animal friends!"
The zookeeper lady screamed and ran off. Meanwhile...
'Duffy' the tiger's eyes glinted evilly. His plan to hypnotize the young neko-jin had worked, and now he and the others were free. Of course, those treacherous ostriches had nearly spoiled the whole plan, by attempting to warn the Blue One of his plan, but luckily, it had all turned out for the better, as the Blue One had merely been distracted, and not warned...
Now, Duffy led his tiger army at the call of his newly aquired slave. Soon, the whole humans race would bow at his feet, and the rest of the neko- jins would also be hypnotized and made into loyal servants. The world would be his oyster! (AN: I bet you weren't expecting such a retarded plot twist were you?)
The tigers and the other animals massacred the zoo. It was a pit of destruction and Rei was in the center of it... when the hypnotization wore off...
"What the... Woah! What are all the animals doing?" Rei scratched his head. It seemed as if someone had set them all free... 'Who would do a stupid thing like that?' Rei wondered. The last thing he remembered was leaning over the fence of the tiger exhibit to get a better look...
Suddenly, it hit him in flashes – sitting in the tiger pen, vowing to free all the animals, FREEING all the animals, commanding them to destroy the zoo...
"Oh my god..." groaned Rei, "What have I done... Why did I do it? This is too weird..."
The animals then began to act strangely. They formed what looked like an army formation. And the tigers stood in front, like commanders. Rei stared, he had never seen animals act this way...
The animals marched off. All Rei could do was stare in utter bewilderment.
A few minutes later spotted his friends crossing towards him from the opposite direction. Kenny was casting paranoid glances around the park while Max and Tyson were talking to Kai, and seemed trying to convince him of something. Kai himself was on a warpath. Directed at Rei.
It suddenly occurred to Rei that his friends were probably mad at him for setting all the animals free – even though he didn't know why he had done it – and that Kai was probably maddest of all...
Rei gulped. Hopefully he could explain that he hadn't known what he was doing before Kai slaughtered him.
"Hello Rei," Kai's voice was dangerously polite.
"Hi Kai, um... Say Tyson! What's the stuffed dog for?" Rei was desperate to change the subject.
"Kai," said Tyson simply.
Rei and Kenny goggled. Max just groaned.
"Tyson, I don't think Kai wants-"
"I used to have a teddy bear when I was a toddler, in the abbey," said Kai.
Everyone stared at him.
"I took it everywhere."
They stared even more. Until ...
"Heh, I can kinda imagine that," said Rei.
"Yeah, that's cute," said Max. His mind saw flashes of a younger Kai, a chibi, sucking on a little teddy bear's paw.
"I used to hit the other kids with it," Kai snatched the stuffed dog from Tyson and smacked Rei across across the head.
The feline boy gave a yelp of pain and jumped back.
"Okay... that's not cute anymore..." said Max, flashes of bruised children lying at a chibi Kai's feet filled his mind.
"How can a soft object hurt so much?!" Rei demanded.
"It's all in the wrist," was the impassive response.
Tyson sniggerec, "See? Kai does like it."
"It's a weapon!" said Rei angrily, "Kai shouldn't have weapons!"
Kai held up the stuffed dog dangerously.
"See?" Rei squeaked, "He's gonna kill me!"
"Well, you did free all the animals..." said Max.
"Oh, well about that ..." Rei grinned nervously, eyeing the stuffed dog.
"Guys.." Kenny whimpered. He tugged on the sleeve of Rei's shirt pointing fearfully.
"Not now Kenny," said Max exasperatedly, "There's no clowns!" He couldn't believe he had to tell this to someone older than him. (AN: I happen to think Max is youngest, and I have many reasons for this which I won't list here. If you think otherwise that's fine, this is just my opinion)
"No, it's not clowns it's-"
It was too late. A wave of crazy animals descended over them.
----------------------------------- Aouni: This was a retarded chapter, I know. Filled with evil brain controlling tigers...
Destiny: I liked it.
Aouni Darkstar: I didn't.
Aouni: Since I did write this chapter right after my last one, I have no reviews to answer... I'm also sorry to all you tyka fans that I didn't put much tyka in this fic... it's supposed to be more of a humor fic... I am planning a more tyka-ish story for when this one is done though! ^-^
Rei: No! She's planned a ANOTHER story?
Kai: Great, more torture.
Tyson: It's Tyka too...
Aouni: You guys shut up. Anyways, please review!
Aouni Darkstar: A spineless fool is more like it.
Aouni: You know, I could always use Destiny as my little helper instead.
Aouni Darkstar: That stupid cat-girl?
Aouni: Hey! I like cats! They're my favourite animals!
Destiny: Hello.
Aouni Darkstar: You.
Destiny: Nice to see you too, dark elf.
Aouni Darkstar: It's better than being a walking talking furball!
Destiny: I resent that.
Aouni: Anyways, disclaimer please.
Kai: Hn.
Kenny: Come on Kai, it's your turn!
Kai: Aouni doesn't own us. Or forgotten realms drow. She only owns Destiny and Darkstar.
Destiny: ^^ On with the ficcy!
Aouni: See? She's much nicer than you.
Aouni Darkstar: Hmph.
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Chapter Seven
Rei smiled as the animals roamed free. This was how it was meant to happen, no more evil constraining zoos, and the animals finally had a taste of freedom. All in all, Rei was feeling quite proud of himself.
"It's you!"
Rei turned around to see the zookeeper who had pulled him out of the tiger pen in the first place.
"You're rein if evil ends here!" Rei laughed manically, "Death to all zoos! Attack her my animal friends!"
The zookeeper lady screamed and ran off. Meanwhile...
'Duffy' the tiger's eyes glinted evilly. His plan to hypnotize the young neko-jin had worked, and now he and the others were free. Of course, those treacherous ostriches had nearly spoiled the whole plan, by attempting to warn the Blue One of his plan, but luckily, it had all turned out for the better, as the Blue One had merely been distracted, and not warned...
Now, Duffy led his tiger army at the call of his newly aquired slave. Soon, the whole humans race would bow at his feet, and the rest of the neko- jins would also be hypnotized and made into loyal servants. The world would be his oyster! (AN: I bet you weren't expecting such a retarded plot twist were you?)
The tigers and the other animals massacred the zoo. It was a pit of destruction and Rei was in the center of it... when the hypnotization wore off...
"What the... Woah! What are all the animals doing?" Rei scratched his head. It seemed as if someone had set them all free... 'Who would do a stupid thing like that?' Rei wondered. The last thing he remembered was leaning over the fence of the tiger exhibit to get a better look...
Suddenly, it hit him in flashes – sitting in the tiger pen, vowing to free all the animals, FREEING all the animals, commanding them to destroy the zoo...
"Oh my god..." groaned Rei, "What have I done... Why did I do it? This is too weird..."
The animals then began to act strangely. They formed what looked like an army formation. And the tigers stood in front, like commanders. Rei stared, he had never seen animals act this way...
The animals marched off. All Rei could do was stare in utter bewilderment.
A few minutes later spotted his friends crossing towards him from the opposite direction. Kenny was casting paranoid glances around the park while Max and Tyson were talking to Kai, and seemed trying to convince him of something. Kai himself was on a warpath. Directed at Rei.
It suddenly occurred to Rei that his friends were probably mad at him for setting all the animals free – even though he didn't know why he had done it – and that Kai was probably maddest of all...
Rei gulped. Hopefully he could explain that he hadn't known what he was doing before Kai slaughtered him.
"Hello Rei," Kai's voice was dangerously polite.
"Hi Kai, um... Say Tyson! What's the stuffed dog for?" Rei was desperate to change the subject.
"Kai," said Tyson simply.
Rei and Kenny goggled. Max just groaned.
"Tyson, I don't think Kai wants-"
"I used to have a teddy bear when I was a toddler, in the abbey," said Kai.
Everyone stared at him.
"I took it everywhere."
They stared even more. Until ...
"Heh, I can kinda imagine that," said Rei.
"Yeah, that's cute," said Max. His mind saw flashes of a younger Kai, a chibi, sucking on a little teddy bear's paw.
"I used to hit the other kids with it," Kai snatched the stuffed dog from Tyson and smacked Rei across across the head.
The feline boy gave a yelp of pain and jumped back.
"Okay... that's not cute anymore..." said Max, flashes of bruised children lying at a chibi Kai's feet filled his mind.
"How can a soft object hurt so much?!" Rei demanded.
"It's all in the wrist," was the impassive response.
Tyson sniggerec, "See? Kai does like it."
"It's a weapon!" said Rei angrily, "Kai shouldn't have weapons!"
Kai held up the stuffed dog dangerously.
"See?" Rei squeaked, "He's gonna kill me!"
"Well, you did free all the animals..." said Max.
"Oh, well about that ..." Rei grinned nervously, eyeing the stuffed dog.
"Guys.." Kenny whimpered. He tugged on the sleeve of Rei's shirt pointing fearfully.
"Not now Kenny," said Max exasperatedly, "There's no clowns!" He couldn't believe he had to tell this to someone older than him. (AN: I happen to think Max is youngest, and I have many reasons for this which I won't list here. If you think otherwise that's fine, this is just my opinion)
"No, it's not clowns it's-"
It was too late. A wave of crazy animals descended over them.
----------------------------------- Aouni: This was a retarded chapter, I know. Filled with evil brain controlling tigers...
Destiny: I liked it.
Aouni Darkstar: I didn't.
Aouni: Since I did write this chapter right after my last one, I have no reviews to answer... I'm also sorry to all you tyka fans that I didn't put much tyka in this fic... it's supposed to be more of a humor fic... I am planning a more tyka-ish story for when this one is done though! ^-^
Rei: No! She's planned a ANOTHER story?
Kai: Great, more torture.
Tyson: It's Tyka too...
Aouni: You guys shut up. Anyways, please review!