Aouni: *is looking at reviews* 41.... *faints*
Tyson: This is getting old.
Rei: What is it with this girl and fainting? Even Salima doesn't faint this much.
Max: Since when has Salima fainted?
Rei: When we were on ad- I mean never...
Kai: *smirks* You're dating Mariah AND Salima? Tsk Tsk.
Rei: That's not true! I would never do that!
Destiny: Oooookay. Well, since Aouni has fainted I'm going to write.
Aouni Darkstar: No, I am.
Destiny: No, I am.
Aouni: Okay peoples! It's time for this chapter, which is a really really weird one... Even weirder than the last one I think....
Max: Aouni doesn't own us. Um... that's it right? Oh! She does own Destiny and Aouni Darkstar and if you take them she will send a... a... What does that say? Right, she will send a pink and purple fuzzy elephant pickle to eat you.
Tyson: Fuzzy elephant pickle? *Elephant pickle appears and tries to eat him* AAAAHHHH!
Aouni: And you don't want that to happen to you right?
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Chapter Eight:
Duffy growled. The neko-jin was no longer under his influence... Oh well. He had more important issues to worry about. Like taking over the world!
After being trampled by a stampede of freed zoo animals, it seemed Kai was not the only one in favor of killing Rei...
"Come on guys... I can explain – OW! Put that stuffed dog away!"
Kai was still holding the lethal stuffed dog, and Rei was beginning to wonder how many bruises he would have after this.
"I didn't mean to set them free, honestly!"
Max, Kai and Tyson all exchanged disbelieving looks. After all, they had been there when Rei had declared war on all zoos.
Kenny was still terrified that some clown was going to pop out of no where and eat him.
"Okay, so maybe I did at the time, but I... I don't know what was wrong with me..."
His teammates were unconvinced. The tension between them was growing thick and Rei was getting worried...
"I'm sorry?"
"Okay," said Max cheerfully.
"Apology accepted," said Tyson grinning widely.
"Whatever," muttered Kai.
Rei was shocked, "That's it? You forgive me? Just like that? Um... Not that I'm complaining...."
"The clowns are going to get me!" wailed Kenny.
Max sighed, "Kenny, the clowns are not going to get you."
Kenny wasn't easily convinced. He was suffering from paranoid delusions, therefore seeing his worst fear around every corner. For poor Kenny, the clowns were everywhere.
He turned to Max now, and you can imagine the poor boy's shock when his blonde friend suddenly melted into a twisted, grinning, evil clown!
"The clowns aren't going to get you," said the clown... it had Max's voice, but it was a clown! It was a trick... it had to be. One by one, the rest of his friend became clowns, and Kenny found himself surrounded.
"Kenny what's wrong," asked a tall meancing clown, reaching towards him. This one had Rei's voice... but it wasn't Rei...
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Before Max, Rei or anyone could stop him, Kenny turned and ran out of the park. In the exact direction the animals had gone.
"Kenny! Wait!" Rei took off after him.
Max, Tyson and Kai watched their friends disappear outside the park gates.
"Should we follow them?" questioned Max.
"Nah," Tyson walked away from the destroyed zoo, "I mean, the rest of the park is still intact, let's have some fun!"
/MEANWHILE/
"Kenny... stop! You... have to .... Stop!" panted Rei. He was getting tired, Kenny was in no better shape than him, and yet he could still keep running. Why, Rei didn't know, but he was determined to catch up to his friend.
Kenny suddenly stopped, and turned around, "Leave me alone!" he screamed, "Why can't you just leave me alone?!"
The feline boy froze. Many people along the street were giving them odd glances, some shaking their heads and others confused looking.
One elderly woman walked over with a particularly furious expression on her face.
"How dare you pick on this little boy?!" she screeched, smacking Rei with her cane. In exactly the same spot where Kai had whacked him with the stuffed animal.
"Ouch!" cried rei jumping back.
"If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a no good, rotten bully!" shouted the lady. People along the street were all nodding in agreement, casting Rei disgusted looks.
"No, that's not – you don't understand," Rei tried to explain.
"Don't understand? Do you take me to be senile?! I see that you are trying to hurt this little boy, and I won't stand for it!"
"But I'm not he's –"
SMACK!
"OW!"
"Not so tough now are you?! Picking on younger children, you ought to be ashamed!"
"Rei?"
Rei looked up, there in front of him stood Lee and Mariah.
"You know this boy?" snapped the old woman.
"Yeah we do..." said Lee slowly.
"I suppose you help him bully other children?!"
"No!" said Mariah shocked, "Rei how could you?"
"But I wasn't bullying him!" cried Rei.
"Yes, deny it now that you're friends are here! Well, I hate bullies! I'll see to it that this incedent does not go unpunished!"
"Rei... Mind explaining?" asked Lee.
"I wasn't bullying him! He's my friend for crying out loud!"
"Your friend was running away from you?" stated the old woman incredulously.
"No! He was running away from the clowns!"
"I don't see any clowns, Rei," said Lee softly.
"That's because they don't exist!" Rei was near hysterics now.
"Ah, ha!" exclaimed the old lady triamphuntly, "You made them up!"
"No!" moaned Rei, it was too much for him. He started laughing hysterically.
Mariah's eyes widened, "Rei?" she asked worriedly, "Rei are you all right?"
"He thinks they exist but they don't! See!" Rei continued to laugh. It was obvious something in the boy's mind had snapped.
Lee watched his old friend worriedly, "Where is this kid that he was supposedly 'bullying'?" he asked the old woman tentatively.
"He's right over –"she frowned, "He was right over there."
Lee looked over the alleyway she pointed at, "Okay... What did he look like?"
"Classic geek," muttered the woman disdainfully, "Perfect target, brown hair, glasses, short and carried a laptop."
"Kenny?" asked Mariah in bewilderment.
"Is that his name?" asked the old woman.
Lee sighed, "He's a friend of Rei's."
"Oh," the old woman looked a little sheepish, "Why didn't you just say so?" she asked Rei kindly.
"It's the tigers... This all happened because of those tigers!" giggled Rei.
Lee and Mariah stared at him.
"I can fly!" Rei got up ran across the street.
"Rei! Come back!" cried Mariah.
"We better follow him," said Lee, but Mariah was already chasing after Rei. He sighed, got up and followed her.
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Aouni: Poor Rei, that's two times he's gone nuts in one day...
Rei: You're enjoying this aren't you?
Kai: Just as long as she keeps torturing you and not me...
Rei: You're nice!
Reviews:
Bloody Mary – Yes chibi Kai is always adorable! Thanks for reviewing!
Blader Fairy Everlasting – Thanks for the review! I'm glad it's funny.
TechnoRanma – I was thinking about doing something like that. Maybe in the next chapter. Thanks for reviewing!
Genna – Thanks ^^ My next fic will be Tyka, don't worry.
Kai/Ray – No, who would've? Kai keeps many secrets... Weird is good and Normal is bad... Right?
Titanicbabe – Thanks, I will.
Aouni: Please review! ^^
Mariah: Yay! I finally get to be in the story!
Rei: That's a bad thing Mariah. BAD.
Mariah: No, this story was seriously lacking in girls!
Rei: Do you really want her to torture you?!
Mariah: She isn't going to torture me. I'm not a boy.
Kai: You mean she only tortures boys? That's sexist.
Aouni: Don't worry, Mariah will get tortured.
Mariah: WHAT!?
Tyson: This is getting old.
Rei: What is it with this girl and fainting? Even Salima doesn't faint this much.
Max: Since when has Salima fainted?
Rei: When we were on ad- I mean never...
Kai: *smirks* You're dating Mariah AND Salima? Tsk Tsk.
Rei: That's not true! I would never do that!
Destiny: Oooookay. Well, since Aouni has fainted I'm going to write.
Aouni Darkstar: No, I am.
Destiny: No, I am.
Aouni: Okay peoples! It's time for this chapter, which is a really really weird one... Even weirder than the last one I think....
Max: Aouni doesn't own us. Um... that's it right? Oh! She does own Destiny and Aouni Darkstar and if you take them she will send a... a... What does that say? Right, she will send a pink and purple fuzzy elephant pickle to eat you.
Tyson: Fuzzy elephant pickle? *Elephant pickle appears and tries to eat him* AAAAHHHH!
Aouni: And you don't want that to happen to you right?
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Chapter Eight:
Duffy growled. The neko-jin was no longer under his influence... Oh well. He had more important issues to worry about. Like taking over the world!
After being trampled by a stampede of freed zoo animals, it seemed Kai was not the only one in favor of killing Rei...
"Come on guys... I can explain – OW! Put that stuffed dog away!"
Kai was still holding the lethal stuffed dog, and Rei was beginning to wonder how many bruises he would have after this.
"I didn't mean to set them free, honestly!"
Max, Kai and Tyson all exchanged disbelieving looks. After all, they had been there when Rei had declared war on all zoos.
Kenny was still terrified that some clown was going to pop out of no where and eat him.
"Okay, so maybe I did at the time, but I... I don't know what was wrong with me..."
His teammates were unconvinced. The tension between them was growing thick and Rei was getting worried...
"I'm sorry?"
"Okay," said Max cheerfully.
"Apology accepted," said Tyson grinning widely.
"Whatever," muttered Kai.
Rei was shocked, "That's it? You forgive me? Just like that? Um... Not that I'm complaining...."
"The clowns are going to get me!" wailed Kenny.
Max sighed, "Kenny, the clowns are not going to get you."
Kenny wasn't easily convinced. He was suffering from paranoid delusions, therefore seeing his worst fear around every corner. For poor Kenny, the clowns were everywhere.
He turned to Max now, and you can imagine the poor boy's shock when his blonde friend suddenly melted into a twisted, grinning, evil clown!
"The clowns aren't going to get you," said the clown... it had Max's voice, but it was a clown! It was a trick... it had to be. One by one, the rest of his friend became clowns, and Kenny found himself surrounded.
"Kenny what's wrong," asked a tall meancing clown, reaching towards him. This one had Rei's voice... but it wasn't Rei...
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Before Max, Rei or anyone could stop him, Kenny turned and ran out of the park. In the exact direction the animals had gone.
"Kenny! Wait!" Rei took off after him.
Max, Tyson and Kai watched their friends disappear outside the park gates.
"Should we follow them?" questioned Max.
"Nah," Tyson walked away from the destroyed zoo, "I mean, the rest of the park is still intact, let's have some fun!"
/MEANWHILE/
"Kenny... stop! You... have to .... Stop!" panted Rei. He was getting tired, Kenny was in no better shape than him, and yet he could still keep running. Why, Rei didn't know, but he was determined to catch up to his friend.
Kenny suddenly stopped, and turned around, "Leave me alone!" he screamed, "Why can't you just leave me alone?!"
The feline boy froze. Many people along the street were giving them odd glances, some shaking their heads and others confused looking.
One elderly woman walked over with a particularly furious expression on her face.
"How dare you pick on this little boy?!" she screeched, smacking Rei with her cane. In exactly the same spot where Kai had whacked him with the stuffed animal.
"Ouch!" cried rei jumping back.
"If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a no good, rotten bully!" shouted the lady. People along the street were all nodding in agreement, casting Rei disgusted looks.
"No, that's not – you don't understand," Rei tried to explain.
"Don't understand? Do you take me to be senile?! I see that you are trying to hurt this little boy, and I won't stand for it!"
"But I'm not he's –"
SMACK!
"OW!"
"Not so tough now are you?! Picking on younger children, you ought to be ashamed!"
"Rei?"
Rei looked up, there in front of him stood Lee and Mariah.
"You know this boy?" snapped the old woman.
"Yeah we do..." said Lee slowly.
"I suppose you help him bully other children?!"
"No!" said Mariah shocked, "Rei how could you?"
"But I wasn't bullying him!" cried Rei.
"Yes, deny it now that you're friends are here! Well, I hate bullies! I'll see to it that this incedent does not go unpunished!"
"Rei... Mind explaining?" asked Lee.
"I wasn't bullying him! He's my friend for crying out loud!"
"Your friend was running away from you?" stated the old woman incredulously.
"No! He was running away from the clowns!"
"I don't see any clowns, Rei," said Lee softly.
"That's because they don't exist!" Rei was near hysterics now.
"Ah, ha!" exclaimed the old lady triamphuntly, "You made them up!"
"No!" moaned Rei, it was too much for him. He started laughing hysterically.
Mariah's eyes widened, "Rei?" she asked worriedly, "Rei are you all right?"
"He thinks they exist but they don't! See!" Rei continued to laugh. It was obvious something in the boy's mind had snapped.
Lee watched his old friend worriedly, "Where is this kid that he was supposedly 'bullying'?" he asked the old woman tentatively.
"He's right over –"she frowned, "He was right over there."
Lee looked over the alleyway she pointed at, "Okay... What did he look like?"
"Classic geek," muttered the woman disdainfully, "Perfect target, brown hair, glasses, short and carried a laptop."
"Kenny?" asked Mariah in bewilderment.
"Is that his name?" asked the old woman.
Lee sighed, "He's a friend of Rei's."
"Oh," the old woman looked a little sheepish, "Why didn't you just say so?" she asked Rei kindly.
"It's the tigers... This all happened because of those tigers!" giggled Rei.
Lee and Mariah stared at him.
"I can fly!" Rei got up ran across the street.
"Rei! Come back!" cried Mariah.
"We better follow him," said Lee, but Mariah was already chasing after Rei. He sighed, got up and followed her.
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Aouni: Poor Rei, that's two times he's gone nuts in one day...
Rei: You're enjoying this aren't you?
Kai: Just as long as she keeps torturing you and not me...
Rei: You're nice!
Reviews:
Bloody Mary – Yes chibi Kai is always adorable! Thanks for reviewing!
Blader Fairy Everlasting – Thanks for the review! I'm glad it's funny.
TechnoRanma – I was thinking about doing something like that. Maybe in the next chapter. Thanks for reviewing!
Genna – Thanks ^^ My next fic will be Tyka, don't worry.
Kai/Ray – No, who would've? Kai keeps many secrets... Weird is good and Normal is bad... Right?
Titanicbabe – Thanks, I will.
Aouni: Please review! ^^
Mariah: Yay! I finally get to be in the story!
Rei: That's a bad thing Mariah. BAD.
Mariah: No, this story was seriously lacking in girls!
Rei: Do you really want her to torture you?!
Mariah: She isn't going to torture me. I'm not a boy.
Kai: You mean she only tortures boys? That's sexist.
Aouni: Don't worry, Mariah will get tortured.
Mariah: WHAT!?