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Entry Four
Had to resort to touching that icky bone to get the dog to give me the keys. Didn't work. Had to touch that bone for nothing. Yick. Resorted to begging and pouting. Interrupted, however, by person entering. Had to regain composure. Begging pouty pirate not sexy. Turns out person hot blacksmith. Hurray! Invited to *join* me in cell but was turned down. Am pouting inwardly. Wanted to know where Black Pearl makes berth. Thought asking to make berth. Mind got carried away with the infinite possibilities and had to bide for time. Asked if knew the stories. Obviously didn't know men can't get pregnant. Only then realized in the nick of time was talking about the Black Pearl. Danget. Covered up by telling some made up story about history of Black Pearl. Worked. Am rejoicing. Then asked exactly where the Isle de Mwarta located. Bugger. Had to bide for time again as had to choose some random location. Said pirates took big flowy dress Elizabeth. Barbosa! Probably wants pretty necklace. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Asked hot blacksmith his name. Said Will Turner. Will Turner? Will Turner. Will Turner! Boyfriend Will Turner a.k.a. Bootstrap Bill! Resisted urge telling new Will Turner his father was my lover until small fight when went to Barbosa for *help* who left me on god-forsaken island which got Bootstrap mad at him which got him sent to Davy Joan's locker… Psh. Bet he's making out with Davy Joan in his locker. But hate Barbosa. And hate Bootstrap Bill too. Maybe son better. Decided to give it a try as new Will Turner very hot. Very strong too. Wonder how strong he is in bed? Must find out later. Have formed plan to sail alone together to find Barbosa. Maybe find out then?