Aouni: It's a weekend! ^-^ I love weekends.
Aouni Darkstar: I see no difference. Just write the story.
Aouni: Sorry I didn't update yesterday. My internet crashed on me -_-**
Aouni Darkstar: It did not matter, you couldn't think of anything to write.
Aouni: What?! I have loads of ideas now!
Aouni Darkstar: NOW being the keyword. You had none yesterday.
Destiny: I think this would be a good chapter for you to –
Aouni: *clamps hand over Destiny's mouth* Shhh! The victims must not know what their torture is! With knowledge comes power y'know! Besides, you'll spoil it for the readers.
Bladebreakers: 0.o ???
Destiny: Ooookay... Disclaimer – Aouni doesn't own beyblade. She only owns me and Aouni Darkstar. Besides, if she did own beyblade, Tyson and Kai would-
Tyson: We don't wanna know!!!!
Destiny: 0.o ?? Okay... As I was saying, Aouni doesn't own beyblade.
Rei: You already said that.
Destiny: Really? Oh...
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Chapter Nine:
"Let's go on the roller coaster Max!" said Tyson, practically skipping towards the ride.
Max surveyed the huge loopy roller coaster, full of steep turns and upside down loops, it was not hard for him to make a decision, "Uh, let's not."
"You're not still scared are you?" groaned Tyson exasperatedly, "Look, that ride is nothing like the last one you went on, okay?"
Max looked up at the ride, "Sure," he muttered sarcastically, "Hey Tyson, there's a hot dog stand! You wanna go get some?"
Tyson immediately forgot the ride – or so Max thought – and bounded towards the hot dog stand, "Food! Good idea Maxy. Man, am I starved!"
Max, feeling very clever, turned and followed Tyson. Kai shook his head as he watched them run off. Knowing Tyson, he would stuff his face and still try to go on that roller coaster.
"Mmmmhmmmh!" said Tyson, "That sure hit the spot! I don't think I could eat another bite!"
"Which is just as well," drawled an icy voice behind them, "Since you've eaten every hot dog in the park."
"Aw, give us a break Kai," said Max, looking around at their stoic leader, "We were hungry," he turned back to Tyson hopefully, "Why don't we go get some candy, Ty?"
"Candy! That sounds good, but I just told you, I'm stuffed!" Tyson pulled himself up from the picnic table, "Why don't we go back to that roller coaster and get candy later?"
Max's eyes widened, "But Tyson, we just ate, we can't go on a roller coaster! Or any ride, let's go play some more side shows, 'kay?" he forced a smile. Tyson couldn't argue with that, could he?
"Don't worry Max, even in it's fullest state, my stomach can handle a little turbulence!"
Kai smirked, "Do you even know what that means?"
"What? Turbulence? Of course I do! It means... uh...um..."
"Well, if your stomach can handle a roller coaster, it can handle some candy, right?" Max interjected desperately.
"Yeah but – you're not even supposed to be having candy! You're on a no-candy diet! Isn't he Kai?" Tyson grinned smugly.
"I suppose," the older teen replied, leaning casually against a nearby tree. It was obvious that they weren't leaving anytime soon.
"I already broke that diet! The first thing we did in this park was eat a bag of cotton candy!" cried Max, "Besides Tyson, how would you like it if we put YOU on a diet?!"
Before Tyson could respond to Max's last comment, a familiar voice called out, "Hey squirt!"
Tyson and Max looked up from their argument to see the All Stars walking towards them.
"Woah, what are you guys doing here?" asked Tyson.
Emily was more than happy to explain, "Studying the physics of –"but she was immediately cut off.
"What she means to say," said Michael, "Is that we're here to have some fun!"
"That's right," grinned Eddie, "This little scientific twerp, however, wants to study the rides. Thinks it'll help her understanding of beyblades..."
"It will!" snapped Emily, "I think that's why Dr. Judy sent us here!"
Michael glared at her, "Judy sent us here to have fun, not study the psychology –"
"PHYSICS!"
"Whatever,' he shrugged.
"What brings you boys here?" asked Eddie calmly.
"Well, Mr. Dickenson sent us here," Max explained, "To have fun, I think..."
"Hey, aren't you guys missing a couple people?" asked Emily curiously, "I don't see Kenny, or Rei!"
"Uh, well that's a long story," said Tyson.
"Too short! Can you believe it? Too short to go on a puny little roller coaster!"
They all turned to the familiar enraged voice.
It was Kevin and Gary from the White Tigers. Kevin was rating furiously about being too short to go on one of the rides. Gary was listening patiently, but his attention seemed to be more directed on the huge plate of fries he carried in front of him.
"Too short! It's discrimination, they just have something against short people! I mean, almost every ride has a height limit and – Hey look! It's the Bladebreakers, and the All Stars!"
Gary looked up and waved.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Tyson suspiciously. Three teams sent to the same amusement park? This just wasn't right...
"Us?" asked Kevin, "Oh, our elders just sent us here to have some –"
"Fun, right?" asked Max.
"Yeah!" said Kevin, "Only, I'm not having any fun, because short people just aren't appreciated around here!"
"Bonjour mes amis! Fancy seeing you all here!"
Oliver, the rich French champion stood in front of them, and behind him were the rest of the Magestics.
"This place is quite barbaric," said Robert pompously, "People vomit everywhere! Added to that, it is loud and messy. Utterly undignified."
"So why are you here?" asked Tyson.
"No! Wait, let me guess," said Max, "You guys came here to have some fun, didn't you?"
"Oui," said Oliver, upon seeing the looks on their faces, he inquired, "Is there something wrong with that?"
"Actually, I only came here to meet some new girls," Enrique grinned, "Ah, look. Here come some fair damsels now!"
"Hello girls!"
"Do we know you?"
"How would you pretty wicked things like –"
"Wicked!"
"No, that's not what I meant!"
"Billy! This jerk called me wicked!"
"Billy?"
"Hey punk, are you insulting my girlfriend?"
"Uh..."
Suffice to say, things did not turn out well for Enrique.
"Hey," Emily pointed to a nearby picnic table, "Isn't that the Demolition Boys?"
Sure enough, Ian, Tala, Brian and Spencer stood around the picnic table, and appeared to be arguing.
"What are they doing here?" asked Tyson.
"Gee... Maybe they're 'having fun'," said Max, "Why does this have 'Another of Mr. Dickenson's Training Conspiricies' written all over it?"
"I swear, we Mr. Dickenson didn't send us here," said Oliver.
"Hey, Tala," called Tyson, "What are you guys doing here?"
Tala looked up, and for a brief second resembled a deer caught in headlights, but he quickly reverted back to normal, "Us? We were just..." he turned and said something to the rest of his team.
"Boris sent us here," Ian piped up.
Tala groaned, "Ian!" he hissed, "That wasn't helpful!" he looked up and realized that the other bladers were listening intently. Tala smiled nervously, "Yeah... well, Boris did send us here... he sent us here to, uh..."
"Have fun," said Brian.
"Yeah! That's it," said Tala giving Brian a disbelieving look, "Boris sent us here to have fun," he plastered a huge, fake grin on his face. He turned around and muttered something to Brian.
Brian made at attempt at grinning, but only succeeded in making himself look like and escaped convict who was mentally deranged.
Kai raised an eyebrow skeptically, "Let me get this straight. Max's mother, sent the All Stars here – to have fun."
"No! We supposed to be studying phsyics!" screeched Emily.
Kai ignored her, "And the White Tigers – minus Lee and Mariah apparently –"
"Actually," said Kevin, helping himself to Gary's fries, "They are here, we just don't know where."
"—Were sent here by their elders, to have fun. So then the Magestics, who weren't sent here by anybody –"
"Well, actually, it was Oliver's idea," said Johnny, "I mean, I'd much rather be playing tennis right about now."
"—Yeah, whatever. You guys just decided to come and have fun. And, according to the Demolition Boys, who are obviously lying –"
"I told you they'd never fall for it!" growled Tala.
"—Dear old Boris sent them here, also to have fun. And it just so happens, that Mr. Dickenson, also sends us – to have fun. And, Just by coincidence, we all get sent to the same park, on the same day, at the same time."
"I told you this was another of Mr. Dickenson's training conspiracies!" cried Max.
"I swear! It isn't," said Oliver.
"Kai does have a point, it seems a little odd that we're all here, at the same time, doesn't it?" asked Michael.
"Yeah, well," Tala turned to walk away, "We have no business with you guys, so we'll just be going."
"Yeah we have Biovolt's evil, neko jin-hypnotizing tiger experiment to catch," said Ian.
"IAN!" Tala smacked his teammate over the head, "They weren't supposed to know!"
"Oops. Sorry... Just pretend you didn't hear that, okay?" Ian grinned nervously.
"I don't think they will," muttered Spencer.
"Wait," said Kevin, "Neko jin-hypnotizing?"
"That explains Rei!" exclaimed Tyson.
"What happened to Rei?" asked Kevin.
"Biovolt is experimenting on tigers now?" asked Robert, "When did this happen?"
Tala groaned, "Ian, you IDIOT!"
Emily looked dejected, "I guess I won't get to study the physics of the roller coaster now..."
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Aouni: I know this is kind of a weird spot to end it, but I can't think of anything else to happen this chapter, so I'll just end it right here. I guess it's sort of a cliffhanger. I don't think this chapter was very funny... Oh well, just review and tell me what you think.
Reviews: (Thank you to all you kind people who bothered to review this stupid story that I wrote! ^-^)
Kai/Ray – I know... Rei's having a rough day isn't he? Thanks for reviewing!
FORFIRITH-on-a-sugar-high – Thank you for reviewing! Zoos should die shouldn't they? Like, just fall over and be dead or something...
rufus008 – Thanks! I think it's insane because I'm insane... or maybe I'm insane because it's insane? Maybe I shouldn't answer my reviews until the sugar wears off... Max is cool ^-^ He's so hyper and sugar-high and bouncy...
TechnoRanma – ^-^ Thanks! I kinda like torturing Rei, but it's not as fun as torturing Kai, but if you peoples like me to torture Rei, I'll keep torturing Rei! I'm glad you like it ^-^
Enchanted Crimson Rose – Yeah, penguins are suspicious birdies...No, I don't like cats, I LOVE cats! I have two little kitties, and they like your cat and you because your cat likes me and... I'm confused. Stuffies are weapons. I know first hand because my three year old cousin throws them at me -_- I don't have meaningful conversations with myself though... Pointless ones, yes, meaningful... No.
EvilS – I know, I don't like zoos much either. Kai's really hard to draw isn't he? Especially chibi Kai... As for evil tigers, I suppose you could rent one from Balkov Abbey... Kenny with a chainsaw... that's interesting
Nancys-little-Obsession - *blushes* Well, it's not that great... But I'm glad you think so ^-^
CrazyJen – Thanks! IT is scary... clowns are scary... Yes, I do sorta have another sorta tyka-ish scene to throw in... it's sorta, kinda tyka... in a retarded way... It's odd you know... I can read tyka lemons and not care but I can't even write a kissing scene... Hmph...
StaringStrawberry – Thanks! I'm glad you like it! P.S. Do you like strawberries too? I love them...Plain old strawberries, strawberry milkshakes, strawberry ice cream, strawberry soda pop, strawberry pie, strawberry cheesecake...
Minako – I like making Rei go crazy... he's so easy to drive insane... Thanks for reviewing, I hope you like the next chapter ^-^
Aouni: Again, thanks for reviewing my story. ^-^ I really appreciate it.
Rei: Why do you LIKE torturing me????
Aouni: Oh, there's just something about you.
Tala: Why am I here? I though you didn't like the Demolition Boys.
Aouni: That was before I actually saw you guys on TV, I mean, before all I saw were what people said about you guys on the internet (see, I watched V- Force first, then tried to find out about season one on the internet since I'd only seen the last eppy, then they finally played season one again and I finally got to see it XD)
Max: Riiiiiight.
Aouni: I hope you peoples like the story! Please review.
Aouni Darkstar: I see no difference. Just write the story.
Aouni: Sorry I didn't update yesterday. My internet crashed on me -_-**
Aouni Darkstar: It did not matter, you couldn't think of anything to write.
Aouni: What?! I have loads of ideas now!
Aouni Darkstar: NOW being the keyword. You had none yesterday.
Destiny: I think this would be a good chapter for you to –
Aouni: *clamps hand over Destiny's mouth* Shhh! The victims must not know what their torture is! With knowledge comes power y'know! Besides, you'll spoil it for the readers.
Bladebreakers: 0.o ???
Destiny: Ooookay... Disclaimer – Aouni doesn't own beyblade. She only owns me and Aouni Darkstar. Besides, if she did own beyblade, Tyson and Kai would-
Tyson: We don't wanna know!!!!
Destiny: 0.o ?? Okay... As I was saying, Aouni doesn't own beyblade.
Rei: You already said that.
Destiny: Really? Oh...
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Chapter Nine:
"Let's go on the roller coaster Max!" said Tyson, practically skipping towards the ride.
Max surveyed the huge loopy roller coaster, full of steep turns and upside down loops, it was not hard for him to make a decision, "Uh, let's not."
"You're not still scared are you?" groaned Tyson exasperatedly, "Look, that ride is nothing like the last one you went on, okay?"
Max looked up at the ride, "Sure," he muttered sarcastically, "Hey Tyson, there's a hot dog stand! You wanna go get some?"
Tyson immediately forgot the ride – or so Max thought – and bounded towards the hot dog stand, "Food! Good idea Maxy. Man, am I starved!"
Max, feeling very clever, turned and followed Tyson. Kai shook his head as he watched them run off. Knowing Tyson, he would stuff his face and still try to go on that roller coaster.
"Mmmmhmmmh!" said Tyson, "That sure hit the spot! I don't think I could eat another bite!"
"Which is just as well," drawled an icy voice behind them, "Since you've eaten every hot dog in the park."
"Aw, give us a break Kai," said Max, looking around at their stoic leader, "We were hungry," he turned back to Tyson hopefully, "Why don't we go get some candy, Ty?"
"Candy! That sounds good, but I just told you, I'm stuffed!" Tyson pulled himself up from the picnic table, "Why don't we go back to that roller coaster and get candy later?"
Max's eyes widened, "But Tyson, we just ate, we can't go on a roller coaster! Or any ride, let's go play some more side shows, 'kay?" he forced a smile. Tyson couldn't argue with that, could he?
"Don't worry Max, even in it's fullest state, my stomach can handle a little turbulence!"
Kai smirked, "Do you even know what that means?"
"What? Turbulence? Of course I do! It means... uh...um..."
"Well, if your stomach can handle a roller coaster, it can handle some candy, right?" Max interjected desperately.
"Yeah but – you're not even supposed to be having candy! You're on a no-candy diet! Isn't he Kai?" Tyson grinned smugly.
"I suppose," the older teen replied, leaning casually against a nearby tree. It was obvious that they weren't leaving anytime soon.
"I already broke that diet! The first thing we did in this park was eat a bag of cotton candy!" cried Max, "Besides Tyson, how would you like it if we put YOU on a diet?!"
Before Tyson could respond to Max's last comment, a familiar voice called out, "Hey squirt!"
Tyson and Max looked up from their argument to see the All Stars walking towards them.
"Woah, what are you guys doing here?" asked Tyson.
Emily was more than happy to explain, "Studying the physics of –"but she was immediately cut off.
"What she means to say," said Michael, "Is that we're here to have some fun!"
"That's right," grinned Eddie, "This little scientific twerp, however, wants to study the rides. Thinks it'll help her understanding of beyblades..."
"It will!" snapped Emily, "I think that's why Dr. Judy sent us here!"
Michael glared at her, "Judy sent us here to have fun, not study the psychology –"
"PHYSICS!"
"Whatever,' he shrugged.
"What brings you boys here?" asked Eddie calmly.
"Well, Mr. Dickenson sent us here," Max explained, "To have fun, I think..."
"Hey, aren't you guys missing a couple people?" asked Emily curiously, "I don't see Kenny, or Rei!"
"Uh, well that's a long story," said Tyson.
"Too short! Can you believe it? Too short to go on a puny little roller coaster!"
They all turned to the familiar enraged voice.
It was Kevin and Gary from the White Tigers. Kevin was rating furiously about being too short to go on one of the rides. Gary was listening patiently, but his attention seemed to be more directed on the huge plate of fries he carried in front of him.
"Too short! It's discrimination, they just have something against short people! I mean, almost every ride has a height limit and – Hey look! It's the Bladebreakers, and the All Stars!"
Gary looked up and waved.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Tyson suspiciously. Three teams sent to the same amusement park? This just wasn't right...
"Us?" asked Kevin, "Oh, our elders just sent us here to have some –"
"Fun, right?" asked Max.
"Yeah!" said Kevin, "Only, I'm not having any fun, because short people just aren't appreciated around here!"
"Bonjour mes amis! Fancy seeing you all here!"
Oliver, the rich French champion stood in front of them, and behind him were the rest of the Magestics.
"This place is quite barbaric," said Robert pompously, "People vomit everywhere! Added to that, it is loud and messy. Utterly undignified."
"So why are you here?" asked Tyson.
"No! Wait, let me guess," said Max, "You guys came here to have some fun, didn't you?"
"Oui," said Oliver, upon seeing the looks on their faces, he inquired, "Is there something wrong with that?"
"Actually, I only came here to meet some new girls," Enrique grinned, "Ah, look. Here come some fair damsels now!"
"Hello girls!"
"Do we know you?"
"How would you pretty wicked things like –"
"Wicked!"
"No, that's not what I meant!"
"Billy! This jerk called me wicked!"
"Billy?"
"Hey punk, are you insulting my girlfriend?"
"Uh..."
Suffice to say, things did not turn out well for Enrique.
"Hey," Emily pointed to a nearby picnic table, "Isn't that the Demolition Boys?"
Sure enough, Ian, Tala, Brian and Spencer stood around the picnic table, and appeared to be arguing.
"What are they doing here?" asked Tyson.
"Gee... Maybe they're 'having fun'," said Max, "Why does this have 'Another of Mr. Dickenson's Training Conspiricies' written all over it?"
"I swear, we Mr. Dickenson didn't send us here," said Oliver.
"Hey, Tala," called Tyson, "What are you guys doing here?"
Tala looked up, and for a brief second resembled a deer caught in headlights, but he quickly reverted back to normal, "Us? We were just..." he turned and said something to the rest of his team.
"Boris sent us here," Ian piped up.
Tala groaned, "Ian!" he hissed, "That wasn't helpful!" he looked up and realized that the other bladers were listening intently. Tala smiled nervously, "Yeah... well, Boris did send us here... he sent us here to, uh..."
"Have fun," said Brian.
"Yeah! That's it," said Tala giving Brian a disbelieving look, "Boris sent us here to have fun," he plastered a huge, fake grin on his face. He turned around and muttered something to Brian.
Brian made at attempt at grinning, but only succeeded in making himself look like and escaped convict who was mentally deranged.
Kai raised an eyebrow skeptically, "Let me get this straight. Max's mother, sent the All Stars here – to have fun."
"No! We supposed to be studying phsyics!" screeched Emily.
Kai ignored her, "And the White Tigers – minus Lee and Mariah apparently –"
"Actually," said Kevin, helping himself to Gary's fries, "They are here, we just don't know where."
"—Were sent here by their elders, to have fun. So then the Magestics, who weren't sent here by anybody –"
"Well, actually, it was Oliver's idea," said Johnny, "I mean, I'd much rather be playing tennis right about now."
"—Yeah, whatever. You guys just decided to come and have fun. And, according to the Demolition Boys, who are obviously lying –"
"I told you they'd never fall for it!" growled Tala.
"—Dear old Boris sent them here, also to have fun. And it just so happens, that Mr. Dickenson, also sends us – to have fun. And, Just by coincidence, we all get sent to the same park, on the same day, at the same time."
"I told you this was another of Mr. Dickenson's training conspiracies!" cried Max.
"I swear! It isn't," said Oliver.
"Kai does have a point, it seems a little odd that we're all here, at the same time, doesn't it?" asked Michael.
"Yeah, well," Tala turned to walk away, "We have no business with you guys, so we'll just be going."
"Yeah we have Biovolt's evil, neko jin-hypnotizing tiger experiment to catch," said Ian.
"IAN!" Tala smacked his teammate over the head, "They weren't supposed to know!"
"Oops. Sorry... Just pretend you didn't hear that, okay?" Ian grinned nervously.
"I don't think they will," muttered Spencer.
"Wait," said Kevin, "Neko jin-hypnotizing?"
"That explains Rei!" exclaimed Tyson.
"What happened to Rei?" asked Kevin.
"Biovolt is experimenting on tigers now?" asked Robert, "When did this happen?"
Tala groaned, "Ian, you IDIOT!"
Emily looked dejected, "I guess I won't get to study the physics of the roller coaster now..."
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Aouni: I know this is kind of a weird spot to end it, but I can't think of anything else to happen this chapter, so I'll just end it right here. I guess it's sort of a cliffhanger. I don't think this chapter was very funny... Oh well, just review and tell me what you think.
Reviews: (Thank you to all you kind people who bothered to review this stupid story that I wrote! ^-^)
Kai/Ray – I know... Rei's having a rough day isn't he? Thanks for reviewing!
FORFIRITH-on-a-sugar-high – Thank you for reviewing! Zoos should die shouldn't they? Like, just fall over and be dead or something...
rufus008 – Thanks! I think it's insane because I'm insane... or maybe I'm insane because it's insane? Maybe I shouldn't answer my reviews until the sugar wears off... Max is cool ^-^ He's so hyper and sugar-high and bouncy...
TechnoRanma – ^-^ Thanks! I kinda like torturing Rei, but it's not as fun as torturing Kai, but if you peoples like me to torture Rei, I'll keep torturing Rei! I'm glad you like it ^-^
Enchanted Crimson Rose – Yeah, penguins are suspicious birdies...No, I don't like cats, I LOVE cats! I have two little kitties, and they like your cat and you because your cat likes me and... I'm confused. Stuffies are weapons. I know first hand because my three year old cousin throws them at me -_- I don't have meaningful conversations with myself though... Pointless ones, yes, meaningful... No.
EvilS – I know, I don't like zoos much either. Kai's really hard to draw isn't he? Especially chibi Kai... As for evil tigers, I suppose you could rent one from Balkov Abbey... Kenny with a chainsaw... that's interesting
Nancys-little-Obsession - *blushes* Well, it's not that great... But I'm glad you think so ^-^
CrazyJen – Thanks! IT is scary... clowns are scary... Yes, I do sorta have another sorta tyka-ish scene to throw in... it's sorta, kinda tyka... in a retarded way... It's odd you know... I can read tyka lemons and not care but I can't even write a kissing scene... Hmph...
StaringStrawberry – Thanks! I'm glad you like it! P.S. Do you like strawberries too? I love them...Plain old strawberries, strawberry milkshakes, strawberry ice cream, strawberry soda pop, strawberry pie, strawberry cheesecake...
Minako – I like making Rei go crazy... he's so easy to drive insane... Thanks for reviewing, I hope you like the next chapter ^-^
Aouni: Again, thanks for reviewing my story. ^-^ I really appreciate it.
Rei: Why do you LIKE torturing me????
Aouni: Oh, there's just something about you.
Tala: Why am I here? I though you didn't like the Demolition Boys.
Aouni: That was before I actually saw you guys on TV, I mean, before all I saw were what people said about you guys on the internet (see, I watched V- Force first, then tried to find out about season one on the internet since I'd only seen the last eppy, then they finally played season one again and I finally got to see it XD)
Max: Riiiiiight.
Aouni: I hope you peoples like the story! Please review.