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Entry Five

            Escaped jail successfully.  Then when under bridge, had to add to new Will's vocabulary.  Told him we were going to commandeer a ship.  (And while I'm at it, there's someone else I'd like to *commandeer*.)  Didn't voice my opinion as might have frightened him away.  Always later.

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            When under boat underwater, asked for quick snog session before risking lives for big flowy dress Elizabeth.  Said it wasn't madness or brilliance.  Took that as a no.  Bugger.  Then had devious plan while taking over ship.  Wanted to keep all sailor men on ship and have my wicked way with each of them.  Then remembered new Will.  Didn't want to scare him.  Decided against plan.

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            Once out on new ship, couldn't resist urge to tell new Will about relationships with his father as he asked.  Expected denial about Bootstrap's gayness.  However, got something completely different.  "My father was not a pirate!"  Um…  Decided to go with that.  Didn't want to draw attention to unusual part of earlier conversation.  Can always bring up later.  I think he lied when said wasn't a simpleton. 

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            Clandestinely threw extra nine beds overboard.  Left only one.  Told new Will we'd have to share bed of didn't want to be cold.  Accepted.  Yay!  Told him if wanted to say extra warm had to wear this thong I gave him.  Then proceeded to tie thong around waist to use as a belt.  Poor boy.  Just blinked.  Tried cuddling up close to him when in bed.  Then said he was too hot and threw all blankets on me.  Almost panicked.  Couldn't find way out.  Almost suffocated.  Then found fresh air.  Wish I'd kept another bed. 

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