Disclaimer: If you don't know what chapter to see by now, I pity you.
A/N: Yes, I have read Cassandra Clair's Very Secret Diaries. Her writings inspired me, obviously. I'm not exactly sure if she owns this type of writing, but I know I don't. (I have no idea what that means, heh) Anyway, enjoy! (hopefully)
Entry Six
And I though being tortured when first time in bed with new Will was bad enough… and should never have given him thong. Since then, have been disturbed by all Simpleton's uses of what should have been black and sexy. So far, has been used as belt, necklace, bow tie, extra rope, bed-side decoration, bracelet, and most preferably by him: headband. Sad uses have prevented me from showing real use. Also, he constantly reminds me how warm he stays when used as belt. God have mercy on him.
When sailing to Tortuga, have forgotten game whores like to play. Before leaving for Port Royal, overheard a very disturbing discussion. Group of about five decided it would be amusing to announce their presence by slapping me. Go figure. Giselle came up and slapped me after Scarlet. Apparently doesn't know who her sister is. Stupidity started here.
Then had to go find Gibbs. Called me his first love. (a/n: I thought the line was " My first love," until I put on the captions and it said it was "Mother's love." =) ) Was mad. Was NOT first love, am NOT first love, will NEVER be first love. His fault anyway. Chose pigs over me. Am insulted. New Will didn't' seem to notice as was distracted by smell. Told pig-lover I'd buy him a drink. After talk, said usual goodbye's: "Take what you can." "Give nothing back." Have no idea what it means, but don't feel like breaking tradition. Then stuffed bill into Gibb's pocket. Teeheeheeheehee. prances off to ship with new will
Am very satisfied with new Will's uncomfortable reaction to whore. Maybe only wants to save big-flowy-dress Elizabeth because it's a Disney movie. shrugs
Made HUGE advance on new Will. Locked him in captains cabin and then pinned him against wall and ground my hips into his. Was feeling very mischievous after didn't pay for drinks. New Will asked if was some sort of dance. I said, "Yes, it's the Sex Dance," in the sexiest voice I could muster. Then new Will got excited. Said we should have matching outfits. Pulled out thong and punt on head as headband. Then proceeded to pull out another thong and put on my head as headband. Said he had enough for the whole crew. My life is ruined.