Disclaimer: see chapter one

A/N: alright, I cant hold it in anymore. Im not forcing you to read this so if you don't like it or don't agree with it, then DON'T READ IT. The stage is ready and we have several guests of honor. LET THE RANDOM FRUIT AND VEGETABLE THROWING BEGIN!! All non-flamers are welcome to join in throwing. I will be happy to provide all food required.

…as for the rest of you nice people

I LOVE YOU! Please walk this way to the room with my all-you-can-eat catered specialties that will not be thrown (but, I guess, if you really have the urge you can…) but eaten by my lovely reviewers.

Ok. With that said, on with the diary!

Entry Seven

I finally got fed up and told new will what thongs are used for. Heres how it went:

"So, theyr like… a perpetual weggie…?" New will held the thong out in front of him with a look of disgust, yet mild interest.

"I guess you can put it that way," I said a bit uncomfortably. They sounded ridiculous the way he put it.

"But," he was having a hard time understanding this new concept, "who would want to wear one?"

"Well," I moved a bit closer and whispered in his ear, "theyr incredibly sexy."

"Do you like them Jack?"

I smiled. Was he finally catching on? "Yes."

"You can have mine, if you want." I felt like melting. New will looked very sad indeed to be parting with his thong.

"You can keep it," I paused for effect then resumed whispering in his ear, "just incase you want to try it on."

New will brightened up immediately. "Thank you Jack!" Then he tied the thong around his waist. "Ill never be cold again!"

So much for that.

New crews ok. No real hotties. Well, who can be hot when youv got will and new will to compare them to? No one, with exception to me of course. Which is why new will and I are a perfect match…

Hope new will found me sexy in rain… ah well, arrived too soon at island thingy which I don't know how to spell its name. Found big flowy dress Elizabeth there. However, with Barbosa. BARBOSA!! Not that I care… but new will cares. So must endure much extensive and unnecessary violence and such. This would make the perfect movie wouldn't it?

Had to stop new will from jumping out in front of Barbosa. Hed probably shag poor new will to no end if hadn't stopped him. Then had little talk. Probably got a little too close to incredibly sexy new will. Hope new will didn't feel it…

Was knocked out by a paddle by new will. Apparently he did feel my erection. Oops.