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Entry Eight

Finally came back to consciousness. Unfortunately, couldn't remember word in the Code of the Brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew (who were french) that I must be taken to the captain. Then Barbosa showed up. BARBOSA!! Told him I knew whos blood he needed.

I have no idea whos blood he needs.

Lalala

Had totally useless conversation back aboard the black pearl in which I couldn't follow. Oh well. Ill just maroon Barbosa (BARBOSA!!) on an island with no name at all and sale away on my ship… and then ill shout the name back to him. Ha.

However, got myself locked in the brig… and he took me apple away.

THEN people started blowing holes in my ship. Had to tell them to stop. To an up side, cannon ball blew hole in brig key lock thingy, granting my escape. Which was good. Would hate to see cannon ball bounce off brig. Would have blown ANOTHER hole in my ship. and that wouldn't be too nice. Also eliminated use of another bone to try to pry the lock open. Don't think ill ever tough another bone after seeing what prisoners did with one in port…. ,oh yes, royal. heh.

When came to the deck, flew over to me new crew on a rope. Which wasn't necessary as had to chase monkey with medallion back to black pearl anyway. There always seems to be a rope then I need one, don't ye think? Barbosa (BARBOSA!!) said the monkey is jack the monkey.

Bet he made that up on the spot.

Earlier warning to new will not to do anything stupid was obviously forgotten. Tried to save him but didn't work. Saw he had extra thong around waist. Maybe it gave him extra confidence…

Was a shame to see new will tied up and couldn't do anything about it. Was very sexy. Didn't like other pirates feeling his neck. GERRAH! HES MINE!

Oh well, doesn't matter as now on godforsaken spit of land and not so big flowy dress Elizabeth wont shut up!

"But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then!"

Blah, blah, blah.

"But your captain jack sparrow,"

Oh, look. A tree.

"You vanished under the eyes of seven agents of the east India company,"

I. Like. To. Dance.

"You sacked nassau port without even firing a shot,"

Jumping is so much fun also.

"Are you the pirate iv read about or not?"

Im in books??

"How did you escape last time?"

Danget. I knew shed ask that question. Oh well, theres always RUM! Welcome to the Caribbean.

Added new lyric to pirates song. Now it goes "yo ho! yo- ouch- a pirates life for me!" am proud of myself. However, its short lived as the rum is finally getting to me…