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A/N: I make reference to a deleted scene in this entry.
Entry Nine
NOT SO FLOWY DRESS ELIZABETH BURNED THE FOOD, THE SHADE… THE RUM!!!
After many questions last night, have finally determined that I'm as straight as Barbosa's monkey—I mean… never mind. Make it simple: There'll be no living with her after this; I'm as straight as a U-turn.
Rescued from island by bloody friend Norrington. Good thing hes marring not so flowy dress Elizabeth. Leaves new will for me. But then had to accompany stupid 'fine' men to the stupid bloody helm to provide a (hopefully accurate) baring to the bloody stupid Isle de… thingy.
Am currently a pea in a pod with not so flowy… trousers Elizabeth…whatever that means.
A/N: I know that was short but the next entry didn't fit with this one. Almost at the end! There will be a non-jacks diary epilogue so I don't have to write from his point of view. It will make more sense that way.