Dark: Aouni is not in today ::grins sadistically::
Destiny: Which means that we – her muses – get the delight of writing this chappie!
Rei: What? You can't!
Dark: We can and we will, fool. Now shut up and obey your mistress!
Dizzy: For once I wish Aouni was here.
Dark: I am Aouni! I'm Aouni Darkstar! The so called 'authoress' stole my name!
Destiny: Now, slave – the disclaimer?
Rei: ::says something -very- rude in chinese::
Dark: Slave, I believe you were told to do something.
Rei: You're not the authoress! You're just another muse! I don't have to listen to you!
Aouni: Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Destiny and Dark: --U
DISCLAIMER – I don't own beyblade.
Thank you to EvilS for the Kenny chainsaw idea! I forgot to say that earlier… I'm a very very very bad girl. U Very bad… Anyways – me is sorry!
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Chapter Fifteen:
Two teenagers rolled around on the ground, banging into the occasional bench or tree. The blonde was screaming for sugar, and the other boy was desperately trying to pry his crazed friend off of him.
Oddly enough – none of the surrounding visitors seemed to notice the scuffle. The teenagers may as well have been invisible.
Eventually Max's hands found their way into Tyson's hair, yanking the long navy strands free of their binding so that his long hair fell all over his shoulders and into his face – except for the what was clenched in Max's fist.
The sugar high blonde gave an evil cackle and yanked as hard as he could on his best friend's hair. Tyson yelped and struggled, but Max was ruthless, pulling harder and harder on the midnight curls.
Suddenly there was a thud, and Max let out a muffled cry – and Tyson found that the weight on his back was considerably lighter. In fact, it seemed that there was nothing on his back at all…
But before he had time to register what had happened, Max let out a screech, "SUGAR!" and leaped at him again. Only to land back in the dirt when Kai grabbed the back of his collar.
The blonde had now turned his attention to Kai, but he stopped short when a high voice suddenly screeched, "Bullies!"
The three teenagers whirled around to see an old woman, flailing her cane in the air (AN: Hehe, you all remember her, right?).
She smacked Max across the shoulder with her long wooden cane, "Shame on you!" she screamed. Something good did come of her assault however, as Max seemed to snap out of his sugar rush.
"What?" the blonde blinked confused, but the woman's wrath had turned to Kai.
"Shame on you too!" she yelled, swinging her cane. Although Kai didn't move – out of shock more than anything – she missed him, but only by an inch.
"Picking on a little girl!"
Now the boys were really confused. The only girl around would have been Emily, but she seemed to have vanished long ago.
The old woman turned to Tyson, who was still sitting on the ground with his long hair unbound, "Are you alright, sweetie?" she asked kindly.
It took a moment for that to sink in.
"Are you calling me a girl?" asked Tyson disbelievingly.
Max was laughing hysterically, but it didn't last for long.
SMACK!
"You think it's funny? Did your mother ever tell you not to hit girls?!" shrieked the woman.
"Tyson's not a girl," stated Kai.
The old woman glared and him, and this time her cane didn't miss.
SMACK!
"How dare you mock the poor young lady's femininity?!"
Tyson pulled himself up, "I'm not a girl!" he shouted indignantly.
The old woman ignored him, cornering the dual-haired teenager and the younger blonde with her cane raised menacingly, "I have never see such a disgusting display of bullying!"
She would have smacked them again, but the cane was pulled out of her hand. The woman looked up in shock. No one had ever taken her cane away before.
Tyson was glaring at her, "Don't you dare hit my special friend!"
Max started giggling once more, and Kai just groaned.
The old woman blinked, dumbfounded.
"Nobody is allowed to hurt Maxy or my special friend! And I'm a BOY!" with that he gave the woman a taste of her own medicine.
SMACK!
"Tyson!"
The three teenagers looked up to see the Magestics. All four European boys were staring at the World Champion in shock.
"How could you hit that poor old woman Tyson?" gasped Oliver.
"It is a terribly uncivil thing to do," sniffed Robert.
"Yeah, even Johnny wouldn't lose his temper like that!" said Enrique
"See! My anger management classes are working," said Johnny proudly.
The old woman meanwhile, snatched back her cane, and marched off. The boys watched her go.
"Weird," said Max, scratching his head.
/MEANWHILE/
"Well, if it can't go south, how do you know it didn't go north?" asked Ian.
"It wouldn't," snapped Tala losing his patience, "because if it did, it wouldn't be able to come back – so it will avoid going north unless it absolutely has to, happy?"
Ian didn't look convinced, "Well I don't think it went this way."
"If it didn't go this way, then Brian and Spencer will find it," said Tala.
/MEANWHILE/
Brian sighed defeatedly, "I don't think the tiger went this way, Spencer."
"Me neither," said Spencer squinting to look in the distance.
"You think it went south?" asked Brian looking in the said dirction.
"Hmm, maybe," said Spencer.
And so the two Demolition Boys decided to head south.
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Aouni: I'm sorry – it was a short chappie and I haven't updated in a while. I'm starting to believe I'm cursed with writer's blocks though… I'm getting them all the time! ::cries::
Reviews: (Big big thank yous to everyone who reviewed! I love reviews!)
Forfirith - I'm running out of inspiriations though… I don't babysit my cousin anymore… Oh well, I'll figure it out… Thanks for reviewing!
Kai/Ray – Yeah, I am weird… I was on a sugar high when I wrote that (:
Crimson – It is fun to have a crazy Rei!
Rei: Why? Why me? What did I do to deserve this?
Me: Don't worry – I confuse myself all the time! --U I'm confusing myself now 0.o
Flamable-Devil – I thought so… You know I have a friend at school called Jenn – she's crazy too, lol (:
Bloody Mary – Yup, from now on me will stick to torturing the Rei. Me promises, me swears on… on the precious! ::insane Gollum laughter::
Kai: You should have left her with the insane chibi.
Yamikaiemi::BlackAngel::Maritamai – Yay! People think I'm funny! ::does happy dance::
Max: She stole my sugar ::pouts::
Maxie's Cute - Sorry. It's just a pointless humour ficcy – I suck, I know (: I don't actually know what's up with the blue sugar 0.o I forgot what I was going to do with it…
Blader Fairy – But Kenny's always been insane! He thinks his laptop talks!
Tyson: It does.
Me: AAHH! Now Tyson's gone insane too! Thanks for the reviews!
Yugi Lover – Don't worry, I won't listen to Rei. If I listened to him I would never have started this ficcy --;; Keep him in chains though, that's funny (:
Rei: It is not!
Me: Be quiet.
Yay! Me gots lots of reviews! Me is happy! Thank yous to all my reviewers!
Tyson: All reviewers get a treat from Max's sugar stash! (:
Aouni: Are you sure that's a good idea Tyson?
Tyson: Uh…