Disclaimer: See chapter one.
Entry Ten
Have decided to start concentrating more on pressing matters, and not to ponder about peas.
Sailed out to Isle de Thingy on small cramped boats. Had to share a boat with the two confused soldiers. That wasn't good. Absentmindedly got turned on and started getting touchy feely with the Commodore. Kindly pushed my arm off his shoulder. I am very proud of keeping to the topic on hand in such a distracting situation.
Rowing into island was very nice. Let me gather my thoughts.
Once inside did a little flirting with Barbosa (BARBOSA!) When most of ex-friends left to do what they do best (which is either kill bloody norrington's men or screw each other, im not sure..) I started talking to myself. Thought you could always trust a dishonest mad to be dishonest man but not an honest one because you could never tell when he would do something incredibly stupid. Wait a minute. Thought you could always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest but no an honest one because you could never tell when he would do something incredibly … stupid. There. I think I got that right. Only then realized I said it out loud… so decided to act on it.
Resulted in long hot sexy fight with Barbosa (BARBOSA!) However, was very little physical contact in which I am sad.
Had to exercise extreme self control during one point in fight. Barbosa (BARBOSA!) fell on back with legs apart. Said something about judgment day and trumpets but wasn't listening. Asked him to surrender, but that only made him mad. Resumed fighting.
Fought Barbosa (BARBOSA!) to the death. HA! I won! New Will looked very hot when he broke the curse. Was also given the opportune moment to kiss not so flowy trousers Elizabeth but didn't. Am rejoicing. New will has to have at least some bisexual tendencies.
Was left behind by me crew. Down to the depths to them.
A/N: Lalala