Aouni: Ahhh! I'm bad at updating, aren't I? I used update practically every few days and now I go almost two weeks before I can finish a chappie. Ah, well, I have my excuses.
Dark: No one cares about your excuses, fool.
Aouni: Oh well, I'm gonna ramble about them anyway. I went to Seattle – and there was NO computer!!! There wasn't even BEYBLADE!!! I couldn't watch it, because I live in Canada and I have no idea how US channels work, so I didn't know what channel of time it would come on in Seattle!! ::sobs::
Ray: Does it matter? You've seen every VForce episode TWICE. Some THREE times.
Aouni: So? I liked that episode! It was the one after Kai lost Dranzer, and he and Tyson battled and it was so tyka-ish!!!
Kenny: I never get how fangirls assume that the simplest things are linked to true love. Tyson and Kai beybattle all the time.
Aouni: Exactly!! They always practice against each other! Have you ever seen Kai practicing against Ray?
Max: Uh, yeah, I have.
Aouni: Shut up.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own beyblade – I'm only fourteen, I don't have that kind of drawing talent. I don't have ANY drawing talent.
Destiny: On with the chappie! ;)
Aouni: Warning: this chapter is REALLY REALLY WEIRD – that's because I am really really weird.
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Chapter Sixteen:
Kenny was so obsessed with killing the clowns. So obsessed, that he didn't even see the tree… until he ran into it.
Gary was possibly the first to notice that the small boy was no longer chasing them – but if he was, he chose not to say anything. So the neko-jin continued to run (minus Gary who simply stopped) down the street.
In fact, they ran for blocks before realizing that there was no Kenny chasing them. Assuming that Kenny had gotten Gary, they proceded to head back in the direction they came, in order to save their large friend.
"We can't!" cried Kevin, "That crazy four-eyes will get us too!"
Mariah glared at him, "Gary's our friend, we have to help him!"
"Yeah, and that 'crazy four-eyes' happens to be my friend," said Rei.
Lee, Mariah and Kevin glared.
"Okay… so maybe we don't care what happened to Kenny…"
Obviously, the four neko-jin did not get very far in their attempt to "rescue" Gary.
MEANWHILE
Gary peered down at the small brown haired boy. He was out cold, and didn't look as if he would be getting up soon. The chainsaw lay on the ground beside the Chief, whirring feebly. It was broken.
Remarkably, the tree had sustained no damage from the collision. It's not everyday you see a chainsaw break when smacked head on with a tree. Gary guessed that the chainsaw must have been seriously overused…
Kenny groaned, and sat up slowly. He looked around dazedly (AN: Yes, that IS a word – it's in my dictionary (: ) but the minute he spotted the chainsaw he jumped up and backed away from it.
"Aah! That looks sharp," he squeaked, apparently not aware of the fact that it was broken – or that he had just been running around trying to kill people with it.
He glanced around again, confused and ended up staring straight up at Gary, "Uh… Wasn't I at an amusement park?"
Gary shrugged, "We were there," he said, referring to him and the other White Tigers.
Kenny nodded, "So was I, I remember it, because Tyson and Max were singing! Rei looked like he was falling asleep and Kai was sulking – Kai is very very scary when he's sulking you know, I know, because I tried to talk to him! Gah, it was almost as scary as Tyson and Max singing… Oh no! Where's Dizzy?!"
He said all of this really fast, but somehow, Gary understood. He pulled a forgotten, tattered bag from the ground and dumped Dizzy out of it.
"Watch it!" cried Kenny, scrambling to catch his precious lap top. He clicked it open and found himself face to face with a very annoyed Dizzy.
"You better explain yourself Mister, or I'm going to have Kai go after you with his stuffed dog!"
Poor Kenny was very confused – since when did Kai have a stuffed dog? The very idea was absurd. Dizzy refused to explain why she was mad at him (or even speak to him).
Just when he though his day couldn't get any worse, he was pounced on by a small green-haired boy.
"Don't worry Gary! We're here to save you!" cried Mariah.
What about saving me? Thought Kenny, still unable to get a good look at his attacker. But it didn't matter, because right at that point, he was tackled by Lee and Rei.
Crushed beneath the weight of three teenage boys (all of whom were larger and heavier than himself) Kenny could only gasp for air as he listened to Mariah fawn over Gary, asking if he was alright.
He was saved though, because at that moment, Duffy returned with his army. The tigers and the other zoo animals had in fact gone west – in the direction of another nearby zoo. However, as we all know, Spencer and Bryan didn't catch them, because they decided to head south.
The five neko-jin stared, they had never seen so many animals loose in a city. Rei vaguely remembered setting them all free… but he chose not to mention it to the others.
He wasn't in luck, because Lee and Mariah also remembered Rei telling them how he had set the animals free, and something about Tyson being a stuffed dog. Not that Tyson being a stuffed dog was relevant to the situation, but they still remembered it.
None of them had time to yell at Rei, or even decide what to do with all these animals, because soon, all five of them found themselves staring into a pair of very mesmerizing golden eyes…
MEANWHILE
"Really Robert, she was the one who attacked us!"
The german knight glared at the small, dark-haired boy, "You expect me to believe such a story? A little old woman beating the World Champions with a cane?"
"It's true!" he protested, glancing to his friends for support.
"If it IS true," said Johnny, smirking, "I'd say it was quite pathetic of you guys, eh, Kai? I always thought you were a tough guy."
Kai scowled, subconsciously closing his fist around the stuffed dog.
"Imagine that, the great Kai Hiwatari getting beat up by a little old lady-"
SMACK!!
Johnny was knocked over from the impact. He moaned, and sat up slowly, rubbing his forehead, "Ugh… did anyone get the plate number of that truck?" and then he passed out.
The other three magestics stared at the seemingly harmless dog plushie in shock.
"I think you three need a lesson in proper etiquette!" said Robert firmly.
But before Robert could teach them "a lesson in proper etiquette" Kenny ran screaming into the park, clutching Dizzy to his chest as he was chased by the White Tigers and Rei.
"Must kill clowns!!" giggled Mariah.
"Save me!" cried Kenny, diving behind Tyson and using him as a shield.
Much larger screams soon came from the other visitors at the park, when an army of freed zoo animals marched through the gate.
MEANWHILE
"Tala, don't you think we might have found the tiger by now?" asked Ian. They'd been walking for what felt like miles, and his feet were beginning to hurt.
Tala stopped and glanced around, "I don't know…"
"Hey Tala!" the red-headed Russian turned around to see Spencer and Bryan, "Fancy seeing you here!" said Spencer brightly.
Their leader was not impressed, "What are you guys doing here?"
They exchanged glances, "I guess we might have taken a wrong turn," Bryan admitted.
Tala glared, "How could you have taken a wrong turn? You were only supposed to go west!"
"… We though it might have gone southwest…"
Tala groaned.
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Aouni: That chappie was pretty short, wasn't it? AAAHHH!! ::smacks head against wall:: I'll try and update this thing more often. Besides, I'm trying to finish it soon, it's getting kinda long -.-;;
Dark: Only because you ramble on pointlessly.
Reviews: (Thank you to everyone who reviewed! (: )
Bloody Mary – Aaahh!! No! Don't listen to Kai! Kai's evil!!
Kai: ::smirks::
::authoress is now paranoid of insane-sugar-high chibis:: Bad Kai… Bad muse… Don't listen to bad Kai!!
Kai/Ray – My muses are evil – and the fact that you liked their chappie has only boosted their already huge ego… -.-U Oh well, I'm glad you liked it! :)
Enchanted Crimson Rose - :) Yup, unfortunately, Tyson wasn't so amused with the girl thing… Darn, I shouldn't have done that, he was my most agreeable muse! -.-U Yeah, that old lady was getting annoying… Not as annoying as my cat though… she won't stop chewing on the wires! .
Forfirith-on-a-sugar-high – Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!!
Tyson: See? I told you the candy was a good idea, it was, wasn't it Forfirith?
I wasn't talking about the candy!! -.-;;
Flamable-Devil – I dunno, but she is crazy lol! I'm sorry it was so short, I think it was brain damage… I ate too many cookies and it fried my brain… I'll try to put in more tyka, there isn't enough tyka around here is there?
Aouni: Yup, thanks for reviewing! I love reviews… :)
Destiny: Beyblades on… you're going to miss it!
Aouni: AAAHHH!! ::runs off to watch beyblade::
Rei: What's her problem? She's seen it before -.-;;
Dark: It's called an obsession.
Tyson: Reviewers get candy! ;)