Mei: Aaaaahhh!! This story is taking a lot longer than I thought it would -.-U Hopefully next chappie will be the end.

DISCLAIMER—See previous chapters :P

Mei: ::huggles tyka plushie that Nancy gave her:: tis so cute! And Dark's not here to take it away cuz Sunny knocked her out with her mallet! Me had extra nice reviews last chappie =) … I have 101 reviews!! =) That's THREE digits! ::faints::

Tyson: This fainting thing is getting REALLY old. -.-;;

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Chapter Seventeen:

From somewhere high in a tree, the Magestics and the Bladebreakers (minus Rei) watched the escaped zoo animals and the White Tigers (plus Rei) tear apart the amusement park. Many of the guests had long since fled, and it was only a matter of time before some manner of authorities showed up.

At least, that was Robert had said. It didn't seem to be happening. Max was sure that the police and the zoo officials were too scared to come and round the animals up.

Above Max and the Magestics, was Tyson, Kai and Kenny. Kenny had been terrified and insisted on crawling all the way to the top of the tree. Tyson had feared that his small friend would fall, and followed him. No one knew why Kai was up there.

Kenny took one look down, and fainted, but Tyson was there to catch him. Of course, this prompted the Japanese boy to look down.

"AAAAHHHH!!"

The small blader immediately latched himself onto the older boy beside him, forgetting about the computer genius. So of course, Kenny fell.

Max reached out to try to catch him, he grabbed Kenny's arm, but was pulled off the branch. Oliver reached out to grab Max, and was also pulled off the branch; in an effort not to fall he grabbed hold of Enrique, who was pulled off with him. Robert lunged after his teammates, only to be inevitably pulled of the tree by their weight. In a one last desperate attempt to stay in the tree, Robert reached out and snatched Johnny's ankle.

Fortunatley, Johnny managed to hang onto the tree branch. Unfortunatley, their chain of bladers (plus Chief) now reached all the way to the ground.

Meanwhile, a couple branches above them, Tyson was still clinging to Kai for dear life, barely noticing the chain that had formed below them.

MEANWHILE

The Demolition Boys watched the mob of terrified visitors stampede from the general direction of the amusement park.

"I think we found our tiger," said Ian.

"Yeah, so now what do we do?" asked Bryan, turning to their leader.

Tala shrugged, "I don't know."

His team stared at him in shock.

"You don't know?" asked Bryan incredulously, "After all that about, Boris said this, and Boris said that, and we have to find the tiger, you don't know?!"

"Hey," said the red-head defensively, "Boris only said to find the tiger, he didn't say what to do with it."

"Leave it to us…" said a low voice. The Demolition Boys turned around and there, infront of them, was a massive army of clowns… Okay, so there were only two clowns, but still – a massive army sounds more dramatic.

Bryan frowned, "Who are you?"

"Dear me, don't you recognize us?" asked one clown with a look of mock hurt.

Tala studied the clowns very carefully… They did look kind of familiar…

MEANWHILE

"You two could at least help us!" hissed Robert, glaring up at Tyson and Kai.

"I would," replied Kai, "but that would require helping Johnny first… And I don't want to."

Johnny shot the Bladebreakers' captain an incredulous look, "You'd let your own teammates fall to your death just because you still have a grudge against me?"

"Well, actually, THEY won't die, because they're at the bottom of your little chain."

"Hey!" protested Enrique, "What about the us?"

Kai snorted, "What about you?"

'Well, we did help your teammates – that's what got us into this predicament – so it would be common courtesy of you to help us out in return," Oliver pointed out.

"Well, I can't. Kinomiya here has a death grip on me." It was true. Tyson was clinging to Kai like his life depended on it and showed no intention of letting go anytime soon.

Suddenly there was a bone piercing shriek from the bottom of the human chain.

"C-c-clowns!!" Kenny shrieked, dropping Dizzy. Not that she fell very far, but she was still upset.

"Aw, man, not the clown thing again Chief. Listen there are no…" Max's voice trailed off as he found himself face to face with a smirking clown.

Kenny struggled to get free of Max's grip and escape the clowns.

"Kenny!" cried Oliver, feeling a tremor go up the chain.

"You're going to make all of us fall!" shouted Johnny, feeling his grip slipping. But Kenny wasn't listening, he was back to being paranoid little Kenny continued to stuggle – eventually pulling the chain of bladers off of the tree… Where they all fell to their deaths.

Just kidding. Tyson miraculously snapped out of his fear of heights in time to grab Johnny's hand. Unfotyunatley, he was still holding onto Kai – who wasn't holding on to anything. So they fell from the tree anyway.

Luckily, Kenny didn't get hurt, because he was only an inch from the ground. Max didn't get hurt because Kenny broke his fall. Oliver's fall was broken by the Chief and Max, so he wasn't hurt, Enrique landed on top of the three boys, and Robert on top of them and so on and so forth. So none of them really got hurt.

Although it's safe to say some of them were squished. They all rolled off an sorted themselves out, realizing that they were now surrounded by a pack of angry, freed zoo animals, five rather disoriented neko-jin and two clowns.

"I suppose it would be safe to assume this is bad?" asked Oliver glancing around uneasily.

One of the clowns gave a particularly malicious smile, and poor Kenny fainted.

Mariah blinked, "What's going on?"

"We're here to retrieve our experiment," said one of the clowns.

Kai's eyes boggled out of his head, "Grandfather!?"

"Woah, Kai… Looks like Kenny was right," said Tyson, "You're grandfather IS a clown!"

This was too much information for poor Kai to handle. He hadn't had enough coffee that morning and his day had been very stressful. No one could fault him for fainting.

No one, except Johnny that is, "Hahahaha!! The mighty Kai, fainted like a little girl! In Tyson's arms too! Hahahaha!"

Duffy however, was not amused, I won't be taken back to that laboratory! He thought, I'm going to show these humans who is boss…

MEANWHILE

Mr. Dickenson was veery worried. He had just received a call from his secretary telling him to watch the news. It seemed that the amusement park he had sent the Bladebreakers to was under attack from a pack of rabid zoo animals that one of the guests had released earlier…

Then he received news that Voltaire Hiwatari and Boris Balkov had been spotted entering the park dressed as clowns… Why they would ever do such a thing was beyond the BBA's chairman, but he knew it couldn't be good. He could only pray that the boys were alright. If they were hurt it would be entirely his fault.

Sighing he left his office and called a bus. He was going to have to go down the the park himself…

MEANWHILE

Duffy was so deep into making up his plan that he didn't notice a short sandy-haired girl come up behind him. Unlike the blonde teenager she had previously been running around with, she HADN'T taken a knock from an old lady's cane, and so, was still on the prowl for sugar.

She had however eaten a cupcake with blue sprinkles.

Duffy the tiger looked like the perfect giant candy-cane in Emily's eyes, and so she did what any sugar crazy girl would do. She took a bite out of the candy-cane.

"RAAAAAAWRR!" Duffy let out a fierce roar as something bit into his tail. He was nuts, he ran around the park dragging Emily behind him. It was then that the sleeping pills in Tyson's cupcake kicked in. Emily fell fast asleep, thus letting go of Duffy's tail. But Duffy didn't notice, he was too busy running in circles around the park.

However, going in circles required that he go south.

BOOM!!

Voltaire glared at Boris as the rest of the bladers and zoo animals looked up, startled. Duffy the tiger had exploded…

Kai, who had been jolted awake by the explosion (AN: ;) But is still lying in Tyson's arms) muttered something along the lines of, "I blame the ostriches…"

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Mei: Special thanks will go to Sunruner, for giving me the idea of Voltaire being a clown! =) Thanks Sunny!

Tyson: That was a short chapter… Don't you owe your reviewers a little more than that?

Mei: I know, I know… But I can't think of anything! This story is getting long… Next chappie will be the last one. Me is sure of it. Yup.

Rei: YAY! =)

Mei: That comment was unnecessary, Kon -.-;;

Reviews: Yay! Thank you to all my reviewers for encouraging me to write this far! Me wuvs you all! ::turns into a chibi and glomps everyone who's ever reviewed::

Bloody Mary – Me has written more, yes me has =) ::feels proud of herself for overcoming writer's block::

Mariah: Yeah! I like you! Listen to Mary, Mei, make me destroy the world! Muahahaha!

Mei: O.o Uh… I don't think so…

Enchanted Crimson Rose – -.-;; That must suck. I know how you feel ::cries:: Three whole days without computer or beyblade!! It was evil… ::sniff:: Me loves crazy Kai too! =) He's so kawaii! Ah, Kenny wasn't normal for long… I have trouble writing about hi being normal… tis too boring =)

Yamikaiemi BlackAngel Maritamai – People want to kill me now? EEP! ::hides behind desk:: What did I do?

Tyson: If you'd pay attention you'd have noticed they only kill you if you steal there word.

Mei: What word? Oh… That word! No worries, me no steal. Nope. Nah uh.

Sapphire-Sword – Max? Uh… I guess that's a plot hole. =) He was there… but then I think I deleted the part that mentioned him and forgot to retype it… Oopsies…

Nancy's Little Obsession - ::huggles tyka plushie:: So kawaii!

Kai/Tyson: ::sweatdrop::

Mei: Yay! Yous back, you is going to write lots of tyka ficcys, ne? Me wuvs tyka =) Tis the best! ::goes on and on about how kawaii tyka is::

Kai/Tyson: ::sweatdrop::

Fofirith-on-a-sugar-high – Kai is mad at me for giving you sugar now… -.-;; Me tries to update more often but… This ficcy is evil, yesh it is… =)

SunrunerMuahahahaha!! Somebody was finally nice enough to get rid of my evil muse! … Uh, but now that she's gone, I have one muse less to give me ideas … Oh well. Thanks for helping me out =)

Dark: Don't… Worry ::cough hack cough:: I'll be back… .

Feelin Glayish – Yup, you is the hundredth reviewer! =) Me should probably use author alerts too… But me never does, me never checks my e-mail so it wouldn't matter =)

Hells Angel – Maybe hell is funny though! I wouldn't know, I've never been there. =)

Mei: I gots OVER 100 reviews! Me feels so special! Thank yous everyone! You're so nice! =) Me wuvs you guys!

Tyson: ::sighs:: What about us muses?

Destiny: Yeah! Don't WE get any credit?

Mei: Uh…

Tyson: Anyway, please review.

Max: Reviewers still get candy. =)