Disclaimer: See chapter one.

A/N: This part isn't from jacks pov, as ive told you before. Last chapter. sobs

Chapter Thirteen

"So this is the path you have chosen then? After all, he is a blacksmith.."

"No, he's a pirate."

Will and Elizabeth kiss. Governor Swann stays to watch but then realizes he's being (ahem) rude and leaves. (What kind of father wants to watch his daughter make out?!)

"That was the first time I've done that," Will admitted sheepishly. (Blushing Orli would be hot!)

"I could tell," Elizabeth said. He is so hot. How could that have been his first kiss?

"Jack was going to teach me how to snog. Maybe I should have let him. Then I could have been more experienced." Will said looking down. Should have let him teach me.

"What?!" Was she hearing what she thought she was hearing?

"But then I figured out what it was, so he didn't have to!" he said proudly.

"That's lovely," Elizabeth was starting to doubt her decision making.

"Jacks a nice guy," Will said. "He gave me this." He pulled the thong out of his pocket.

"Jack gave you that?!"

"Yep!"

"Did you put it on?" Elizabeth was starting to yell.

"Of course!" Will didn't understand why she was upset.

"In front of him?" She had no idea he put it on as a belt.

"Yep. We were in bed. I'll put it on now if you lik-"

"No!" Elizabeth couldn't believe it. The man she loved was so obviously gay and already in what looked like in a relationship. "Maybe you should go snog Jack then! I've got a Commodore do marry." She stormed off.

Will scratch his head. What was that about? "Maybe Jack will know," he said to himself.

Will jumped off the cliff.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The sun was setting as Gibbs hauled Will aboard. Will didn't really swim that long. I know it was daylight out when the movie ended but what was really several hours was only several minutes… because I said so. And the story works better that way.

"Where's Jack?" Will asked.

"Right that way," Gibbs said pointing, "in his cabin." He'd ask questions later.

Will stepped into the captains cabin. Jack so obviously stuffed a notebook quickly behind the headboard. Jack cringed as it thumped and hit the floor.

"Will!" Jack said surprised. "What seems to be the matter? Come on over, there's plenty of room in me bed." Jack shifted to the side to allow room. As Will got in, he recalled his argument with Elizabeth.

This pleased jack very much. "She told ye to snog me?"

"Yes," Will said.

Jack rolled on top of him. "Do ye plan on taking her advice?"

Will was never again so naïve after that night.

Let your imagination run wild.