Disclaimer: I don't own it. T-T ……………………….. ::stares:: ………………………… ::twitches:: ………..okay……….do you expect me to say something? …………. . Okay, go read the story now………………. Hello? I said go read the story! ………………. ::snickers:: What a loser…
A/N: Sorry it took so long to write this chap. My comp. Died on me so I had to get it fixed, basically, I was computer-less for over a week . ;; So I couldn't start writing the new chap. Up until now. So, anyone who wants to read the story, go on! Read it! Don't be shy! It doesn't bite……..yet….. oO;;
Slumber Party-Chapter 8
::30 MINUTES LATER::
Tracy: ::in only her bra, pants, and underwear:: oo This is so uncomfortable…
Touya: ::in only pants and underwear:: vv You're tellin' me…
Emma: ::in only her shirt, underwear, and socks:: How can you say that? :D! I feel deadly!
Hiei: ::in only his pants and underwear:: Yea, deadly annoying --"
Emma: I love you too Hiei-maru!
Hiei: Urusai baka onna!
Emma: =) That must be japanese for come hug me! ::gets up to hug him::
Hiei: oO ::flees::
Toki: ::in nothing, but covering self with towel while blushing darker than a cherry:: . I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO HIM!!!!! ::points towards Yusuke::
Yusuke: ::only in boxers:: ::blink:: o.o what?
Pearl: ::put all her close back on after game was finished:: ::on the floor laughing:: XD!!! Go on Toki! You know what to do!
Jin: ::put all his close back on already:: ::attempts to chew on card:: o.O These things are stale….
Tracy: ::swipes card from Jin:: Of course they are! They've been in my family for 6 decades!
Jin: ::shrugs:: ::picks up another and swallows it hole:: oO Am I supposed to feel oddly uncomfortable and sick….?
Tracy: ::shrugs:: I wouldn't know, last time I had one I was 4 ½ o.o Why?
Jin: ::runs to the bathroom::
Tracy: -;;
Kurama: ::has the most close on:: So, I win? =D?
Tracy: Yup! =-= You know what to do! Toki, I'm sure I already briefed you on that oO and Kurama, you get to do whatever you wish!
Toki: ;;;; ::walks out side, holding towel:: ::runs around the block screaming "I'M SO SEXY!!!! COME RAPE ME!!!!"::
Tracy, Emma, and Pearl: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the YYH chars. Except Kuwabara: o.O;;
Kuwabara: ::rams bathroom door down to see what's happening outside, with a stupid grin:: ::glides across the room to window:: ::leans outward, basically drooling and smiling::
Toki: ::spots him and screams, throwing a shoe at his face and successfully hitting him:: . PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: T-T ::shoves him out the window and throws Hiei's sword down with him::
Hiei: . ;; ::smirks as Kuwabara yelps in pain:: Hn. He has no honor.
Yusuke: T-T Well duh.
Tracy: .. Anywho, Kurama-kun! Pick something to do for when Toki comes back!
Kurama: o.o;; uhhhhhhhhh…..
Emma: Can we play spin the bottle again? :D?
Pearl: Aw hell no!
Emma: ;-;
Touya: o.o I hear screaming….do you think Toki-chan is alright?
Emma: ::grins::
Touya: …….. what?
Emma: You called her Toki-chan.
Touya: o.o ….. So?
Emma: ::ahem:: Toki-CHAN…
Touya: oO I didn't mean it! I swear!
Emma: Uhuh…sure…whatever you say Touya..
Pearl: Men are so dense v-v
Tracy: o.O ?
Pearl: T-T Are you like…transexual or something?
Tracy: o.o eh? Maybe? I don't know. What's transexual?
Pearl: Nevermind..
Toki: ::SLAMS door open:: Save me!!!!! ::runs behind Touya:: They're after me!!!
Touya: o.o who is?
Random rapist: ::run in:: ::hold up guns:: Give us the naked girl and nobody will die! Except for the dude with the red curly hair ::points to Kuwabara:: . I don't like him..
Kuwabara: What'd I ever do to you?!
Random Rapist: T-T You just gave me nightmares for the rest of my life…
Kuwabara: oO;;
Random Rapist: Anyway, girl, now.
Tracy: Dude! I told you guys a week ago that everyone at this party was off limits! Now, shoo! Go home and rape some other naked girls who just happen to be passing by yelling for you to come rape them. TT
Random Rapist: Fine. But I'll be back one day! ::runs off laughing evilly:: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-::gets hit by 18 wheeler truck:: x-X;;
Pearl: T-T Haha!!
Tracy: Okay, Kura-kun, PLEASE!!!
Kurama: o.O? Kura-kun..?
Tracy: Yes, it's shorter :D
Pearl: Actually, Tracy…it's longer T-T
Tracy: ..
Emma: Okay Kurama! Hurry up and think of something! We only have an hour and a half left! ;-;
Everyone but Toki, Emma, and Tracy: ::cheers::
Emma: oo PEARL!!!! Not YOU too!!!! ::clings to her leg::
Toki: Come back to us Pearl!!! ::also clings to her leg::
Pearl: ::shakes her legs frantically:: Get OFF of me you freaks!!! Haven't you ever heard of DECENCY?!?! SHEESH!!! It's not like I wanted these people to come!
Tracy: o.o But Pearl, this sleepover was your idea!
Pearl: .. Yes, but I only wanted Jin to come! But he wanted Yusuke to come, who wanted Keiko to come, who wanted Botan and Yukina to come, who wa-
Yusuke: They get the POINT!
Tracy: o.o Then why the hell was it at MY house?!
Pearl: :D Because you're the youngest.
Tracy: T-T And that has to do with it, how?!
Jin: ::ahem:: Tracy, what she means to say is: Since you are the youngest, you are the most vulnerable, weakest, most pathetic, and most insecure. That way, since you're so dense, it would be easy to persuade you to have a sleepover party at your house, especially when your parents are away.
Tracy: .. …………………… when did he learn all that..?
Pearl: EXACTLY!! SEE?! THAT'S WHY I LIKE JIN SO MUCH!!!
Jin: o.o You like me..?
Pearl: ::blushes intensely:: Errr….yes….v-v
Jin: :D Well I like you too.
Pearl: =D! Wow! REALLY?!
Jin: ::nods::
Pearl: ::kisses Jin on the lips::
Jin: ! ::kisses back happily::
Tracy: ::AHEM:: Yes, I hate to ruin and/or stop this wonderful moment and all, but Kurama has yet to choose something to do. T-T
Pearl and Jin: ::blush and scoot away a bit::
Tracy: Okay, Kura-kun, do you have an idea of what to do yet..? o.o
Kurama: er..uhn…o.o uhh…
Yukina: :D Don't worry Kurama. We can help you if you want! Right Botan?
Botan: :D Yes!
Kurama: o.o No, it's not that! It's just-
Hiei: Would you people shut the hell up?! Let the man think for God's sake!
Emma: :D Oh Hiei-maru! You don't mean that!
Hiei: Yes I do!
Emma: No you don't! o.o
Hiei: Yes I DO! --
Emma: Nuh uh!!
Tracy: ::sighs and pushes Hiei so he falls on top of Emma, causing their lips to meet::
Keiko: Well it's about goddamned time!
Botan: OO
Keiko: What?! Can't I curse sometimes too?! Haven't you people ever heard of Freedom of Speech?!
Botan: o.O?
Kurama: Umm..o.o I don't think I want to tell my wish yet. . So can we just play another game until I wish to reveal it?
Tracy: ok! :D Now, I've got the perfect game!!
Everyone but Tracy and Kura-kun: ::groans::
Tracy: TT Shut up..
Hiei: Why do we have to listen to you anyway?! Why can't one of US come up with a game, huh?! Stupid ningen..
Tracy: Ok then Hiei, if you're so bent over someone ELSE making a game, why don't YOU?! Oh…and what the hell happened to the kiss between you and Emma..o.o End so soon? ::sly grin::
Emma:
Hiei: Shut up… ::blushes::
Kuwabara: Haha! Shorty's blushing!!
Hiei: ::punches Kuwabara in the stomach::
Yukina: Oh no! Kazuma! oo
Botan: Can we go at least 5 minutes without hurting someone…?
Touya: ::is laughing:: he deserved it anyway..
Kuwabara: ::glare::
Jin:
Tracy: Right. Hiei, game. Now.
Hiei: I don't know any games you baka!
Jin: I know one! :D
Pearl: Yes! Let Jin decide the game!!
Toki: Emma? Wanna play cards now..?
Emma: .. Maybe…
Jin: Let's play I Never!!
Tracy: :D That's a great idea!!!
Emma: Ooooooh! I LOVE this game!!!!!! =D!!!
Toki: ::slaps forehead::
Tracy: Ok then. Since we don't have any beer or crap like that, and we're underage, let's use…uhhh….errr…o.o;;
Emma: Sugar? :D?
Everyone but Emma and Tracy: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Tracy: Sugar it is then! :D
Kurama: o.o;;
Tracy: Ok, here's how the game goes for those who do not know how to play: You each get a glass of sugar, there will be a pitcher in the middle for refills. When somebody goes, they will say I Never (Insert random thing they never did here), and people who DID do it will drink./eat a small amount of the sugar from their glass. THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THIS GAME, JUST HYPER ASS PEOPLE!!!!
Hiei: Damn it woman! We're right here! Stop yelling!!
Tracy: :D Ok then. Who wants to play?
Jin: ::raises hand::
Touya: ::raises hand::
Yukina: o.o;;; ::raises hand::
Botan: ::raises hand:: ;;
Tracy: Oh for the love of-! Ok, everyone plays!!
Emma: :D Cool!!!
Tracy: Ok, I'll start, but first, everyone sit down. ::glare::
Everyone but Tracy: ::does so::
Tracy: ::sits down and places a glass filled with sugar in front of everyone:: Ok. I've never kissed anyone passionately and romantically without being dared or forced to by games before. o.o;; ( No seriously, in real life I've never kissed. xD)
Yusuke and Keiko: ::blush and chuck down some sugar::
Emma: ::chucks down sugar happily::
Hiei: ::glares and swallows the sugar::
Pearl and Jin: ::Same as Yusuke and Keiko::
Hiei: Hn. I'll go this time. I've never played this game.
Everyone except for Hiei, Kurama, Yukina, and Botan: ::chucks down sugar::
Hiei: o.O Sheesh people..
Emma: Oh Hiei-maru! We'll teach you!
Hiei: I said I've never played this game before, not I don't know how you baka onna!
Emma: ::huggles him::
Pearl: My turn. o.o I've never had sex before. ::blushes faintly::
Everyone but Pearl: oo
Pearl: o.O What?! It's true!
Tracy: Pearl, can we keep this PG13, please? ;;
Pearl: Fine, but answer the stupid I never thing…
Jin: ::chucks down sugar::
Emma: oo JIN?! HOW COULD YOU?!
Jin: o.O Eh?
Toki: How could you do this to Pearl?! You-you PERVERT!!!!
Jin: o.o;; ::blink::
Pearl: Guys! Shut up!!
Tracy: But Pearl, he totally cheated on you. o.O;;
Pearl: TT Ok, first off, WE'RE. NOT. GOING. OUT.
Yusuke: Until now..
Pearl: And second, Jin doesn't even know what sex is.
Kurama: o.o Jin, is this true?
Jin: o.O? nani?
Yusuke: ::slaps forehead:: Ok! Moving on. I've never killed anyone…..well….a human that is. O.o;
Tracy, Hiei, Kurama, Botan, Pearl, and Toki: ::chuck down sugar::
Hiei: ; Ok, I can understand Kurama and I, but Tracy, Pearl, Toki, and Botan? o.o
Tracy: One word: Hilary Duff.
Yukina: o.o; That's two.
Tracy: Big deal! She needs to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Keiko: You're probably going to get quite a few flames for that.
Tracy: =-= Like I care! She's a snotty-assed bitch who should go to hell so I can TORTURE her for all eternity!!
Pearl: Whoo! Rock on! n.n
Hiei: Oooookay…..Pearl?
Pearl: It was an accident..
Hiei: TT Sure…Botan?
Botan: I take souls from people who died….o.o; does that count..?
Tracy: o.o; Well, no. But since you chucked down the sugar anyway, you're pretty much screwed all ready.
Botan: ;
Hiei: Alright, Toki? T-T
Toki: ::whistles::
Yusuke: I think that about answers your question.
Kurama: ; I'll go this time. I've never cussed before. o.o;
Everyone but Yukina, Botan, Kurama, and Jin(Or at least, the ones I THINK are innocent. ): ::chuck down more sugar::
Tracy: Ok, the pitcher is only half full now. o.o Once it's empty, we can stop this game.
Toki: How much longer is the sleepover?
Tracy: 1 hour.
Toki: ..
Hiei: Type faster then.
Tracy: oO Shut up. I'm going as fast as I can.
Hiei: Obviously not fast enough. --;
Tracy: Damn you! Shut up!
Hiei: No!
Tracy: Yes!
Hiei: Make m-
Kurama: ::hand covering Hiei's mouth:: o.o I would advise not to provoke her. She seems angry.
Hiei: Mmph mpphh.
Kurama. ; Hiei, that wasn't nice.
Hiei: Mmmpphhh mmmmhhhphmm!!
Kurama: ::gasps and covers Hiei's mouth more:: oo Hiei! Keep quiet!
Hiei:
Kurama: Good. ::takes his hand away::
Hiei: Baka.
Tracy: Meanie head.
Hiei: o.O What kind of insult is that?!
Tracy: --; The one where I shove it up your ass if you don't shut the hell up.
Hiei: =-=
Tracy: ANYWAYS, back to the game.
Botan: Whose turn is it? o.o
Kieko: I don't think we take turns. I think we just keep going until the pitcher is empty. Meaning anyone of us can say something. o.o
Emma: What? You have something then?
Kieko: ; Eheh.
Toki: Well?
Kieko: No.
Pearl: T-T Too bad. Go anyway.
Kieko: o.o;
Pearl: Well?! Go on. THINK of something.
Kieko: o.o; Umm…ok. I've never been…uhhh… electrocuted before. o.o
Yusuke: o.O What kind of I Never question is THAT?
Kieko: ::shrugs:: o.o
Tracy, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei gulp down sugar. (Sorry, I don't know if anyone else ever got shocked or burnt from electricity. Xx)
Kieko: Wait…Tracy? o.o I mean, Kurama, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Yusuke are fighters. They fight demons that can electrocute them. But YOU?
Tracy: o.o; Shut up. It wasn't my fault.
Yukina: o.o; What'd you do?
Tracy: --; Pulled the plug out too early, it fell over the counter and shocked my leg.
Hiei: …………. You IDIOT.
Tracy: o.o?
Hiei: You were merely burnt from the shock, not actually electrocuted. My GOD, children these days.
Tracy: ::gasp:: Take that BACK you bastard! I'm freaking 13 you know!
Pearl: Pfft. With the mouth of a goddamn trucker.
Tracy: o.O Look who's talking.
Pearl: =) And proud.
Emma: ::AHEM:: Small talk. Over. Game. Starting. T-T
Yukina: Yes, right, I'll go. I've never actually gone to a school before.
Tracy, Emma, Pearl, Toki, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kieko, Botan, and Kurama gulp down some sugar.
Yukina: ::blink:: Wow! :D Is it fun?!
Tracy: It sucks. Ok, NEXT.
Yukina: ..
Jin: How much more sugar is in the pitcher?
Emma: Looks like 1/3. o.o;
Kuwabara: Then we better hurry. =( 'Cause we only got 45 minutes left.
Hiei: …….
Kurama: ; Uhh..Kuwabara, that's plenty of time.
Kuwabara: I was just saying.
Tracy: Ok, who wants to go next?
Kuwabara: Oh, I WILL! :D
Tracy: Anyone else…?
::crickets, this is your cue::
Tracy: --; Fine. Go Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: :D Alright. I've never had, and will never have a baby. =)
Yusuke: o.O
Hiei: Baka…
Kurama: ;
Nobody picked up a glass or drunk any sugar.
Kuwabara: o.o
Tracy: Kuwabara, we're teenagers, not 40 year olds.
Kuwabara: =( Shut up.
Tracy: Ok, the pitcher looks like it can handle one more, and the clock is moving fast. Who wants to do the last one before we get ready to leave?
Emma: :D I'll go. I've never been bored this entire slumber party.
Everyone but Tracy, Kurama, Jin, Kuwabara, Toki, Emma, and Pearl gulp down sugar.
Emma: ;.; You people are mean.
Tracy: ;.; I know, and after how hard I worked.
Toki: o.o
Pearl:
Yukina: Well, the pitcher is empty. ; What now?
Tracy: o.o; Uhhh…
Yusuke: We should pack up.
Toki: Emma, wanna play cards?
Tracy: That means you too Toki. T-T
Toki: Damn you.
30 minutes of endless shuffling around, cleaning the house, getting changed, red faces, slapped faces, and packing up, the gang was all ready at the door to leave.
Tracy: ;.; I'll miss you all.
Pearl: Ok, so Tracy doesn't freak, I have an idea.
Botan: o.o What?
Pearl: Let's go get some ice creams. :)
Tracy: ::GASP:: W00T!
Kurama: o.o That isn't a word.
Tracy: :) It is now.
Hiei: I'll pass.
Emma: Oh Hiei-maru! Please come!! For me?
Hiei: ……………
Emma: ::puppy dog eyes::
Hiei: I hate you.
Emma: :D You'll go?!
Hiei: Hai..
Emma: Oh my gosh! Thank you soooo much Hiei-maru! ::kisses his cheek::
Hiei: o.o ::blushes::
Pearl: ::snickers:: Jin, you coming?
Jin: :D Ok! Who's paying??
Pearl: Why you are of course!
Jin: ..
Pearl: ::nearly squeals:: I love that face on you! ::pecks him on the lips and grabs his wrist, forcing him to walk along with the others::
Now everyone except Tracy and Kurama are going, in which Tracy just remembered Kurama didn't say what he wanted the most, but he insisted everyone else go on with them. So now, walking down the block not far away, was a blushing Hiei with a VERY happy Emma. Toki and Jin making out. Pearl complaining about them making out and falling in the street and getting hit by a car and her laughing, along with Jin just walking along with a smile. Kuwabara walking by Yukina and chatting. Yusuke and Kieko fighting. And Botan walking along, despite her urge to use her broom, the many stares from random people on the street, it wouldn't be very wise.
Back at the House
Tracy: o.o Why didn't you wait for them? They could know what you wanted the most too you know.
Kurama: ; Umm, well, what I wanted wasn't from them.
Tracy: o.O? And what's that supposed to mean? You want my watch or something? Huh? Huh?! Come on spill it! I knew all along that you were a robber! THEIF! EVIL MAN THEIF THING! GET-
Tracy was of course, shut up by Kurama's lips among hers. Ironic how everyone got a happy ending right? Well, that is, mostly except for Kieko and Yusuke who are still fighting. Soon after, a cherry-red Tracy and a faintly blushing Kurama ran up to the others, and Yusuke did the first thing he thought was necessary. He gave the poor kitsune the noogie (sp?) of all time.
Owari
Tracy: xx FINALLY. I was so damn lazy I forgot about this thing for like, 2 weeks. I suddenly remember it today when I became so bored, I had nothing else to do. Of course, I need to thank all my readers for reading and considering it a stupid, decent, or great fic.
To my reviewers: Thank you so much for getting my hopes up about this fic. :D Remember, without you guys, this wouldn't even be up. I thank you all so much for the constructive critisism and hope to see you in my other fics. Thank you so much! :D ::hands you all cookies shaped of your favorite bishies from everyone anime you love, including from movies and TV shows::
And as for my friends, Toki, Emma, and Pearl: I haven't heard from you guys for a while, and I'm sorry if I displayed you really wrong. Xx Emma struck me as the hyper happy-go lucky type, Toki as the normal everyday with a slight temper type ((Sooooooorry. ;)), and Pearl as the kick ass, yet still really sweet type. :) Well, I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Love you all! I can't wait to hear from you guys again! And thank you so much for being there for me for when this fic was getting hard, long, and boring. =)
Bai. I love you all!
-The ever loving, DP365.