Chapter 2: Hopping Dimensions
Darunia had a genius idea. He was going to send Link to a whole different world, where there was no such thing as hideous monsters like Ganon, to find help. He was going to send Link all by himself, but Link persuaded him to come to. So Darunia spent a whole day searching for a good disguise so no one would think he was weird in this other world, since there were no Gorons, either.
Darunia's costume consisted of a dress (that had to be custom made for his big size), a straw hat, and some sandals, since there was no way he'd get his feet in any other shoe. If he wasn't yellow and didn't have so many muscles, Link thought he might actually pass as a regular looking person like himself.
On the day of their departure, Darunia took Link to the little ledge by the bomb flower near the entrance of Goron City.
"Alright, this is what you do. You grab a handful of sand, throw it as hard as you can, yell 'Earth' at the top of your lungs, and jump. Then you'll be on Earth, which is where we're going." [A/N: I know it doesn't make sense, but this is a humor story, it doesn't HAVE to make sense.]
"And what's to say we don't fall to our deaths?" Link asked.
"Just trust me. We'll do it together. Get your sand." They both grabbed a handful of sand.
"1...2...EARTH!" they both screamed it at the top of their lungs, threw their sand, and jumped.
I'm going to die, Link thought, I'm going to die with this moron and everyone's going to think I'm crazy, too.
Finally Link hit solid ground. Somebody screamed. Link heard a lot of unfamiliar noises and wondered where he was. He opened his eyes. He was laying next to some kind of trail that was hard, unlike the dirt ones he was used to in Hyrule. Cars zoomed past, but Link thought they were some kind of horse that had evolved over time. He thought it was kind of strange that the people were riding inside the horses instead of on them.
Someone put their hand on Link's shoulder. He practically jumped out of his skin from fright.
"Link!" Darunia said. "Get up!"
"Oh, it's just you," Link said. He turned around to see Darunia trying to straighten his dress and put his hat back on. Several people were pointing at him.
Darunia had a genius idea. He was going to send Link to a whole different world, where there was no such thing as hideous monsters like Ganon, to find help. He was going to send Link all by himself, but Link persuaded him to come to. So Darunia spent a whole day searching for a good disguise so no one would think he was weird in this other world, since there were no Gorons, either.
Darunia's costume consisted of a dress (that had to be custom made for his big size), a straw hat, and some sandals, since there was no way he'd get his feet in any other shoe. If he wasn't yellow and didn't have so many muscles, Link thought he might actually pass as a regular looking person like himself.
On the day of their departure, Darunia took Link to the little ledge by the bomb flower near the entrance of Goron City.
"Alright, this is what you do. You grab a handful of sand, throw it as hard as you can, yell 'Earth' at the top of your lungs, and jump. Then you'll be on Earth, which is where we're going." [A/N: I know it doesn't make sense, but this is a humor story, it doesn't HAVE to make sense.]
"And what's to say we don't fall to our deaths?" Link asked.
"Just trust me. We'll do it together. Get your sand." They both grabbed a handful of sand.
"1...2...EARTH!" they both screamed it at the top of their lungs, threw their sand, and jumped.
I'm going to die, Link thought, I'm going to die with this moron and everyone's going to think I'm crazy, too.
Finally Link hit solid ground. Somebody screamed. Link heard a lot of unfamiliar noises and wondered where he was. He opened his eyes. He was laying next to some kind of trail that was hard, unlike the dirt ones he was used to in Hyrule. Cars zoomed past, but Link thought they were some kind of horse that had evolved over time. He thought it was kind of strange that the people were riding inside the horses instead of on them.
Someone put their hand on Link's shoulder. He practically jumped out of his skin from fright.
"Link!" Darunia said. "Get up!"
"Oh, it's just you," Link said. He turned around to see Darunia trying to straighten his dress and put his hat back on. Several people were pointing at him.