Before I start, thanks goes out to Linkie90 for her faithful reviewing. The reviews (not just from Linkie but from EVERYONE) inspired me to write Chapter 4 and this chapter. So thanks, and click that review button! You know you wanna!

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Chapter 5: The Effects of Caffeine on a Hero

After Link and Darunia returned to the hotel, Darunia decided to try some of the things he bought on Link. One thing was a box of coca-cola. The other was some sleeping pills. Darunia decided to try the coca-cola first (A/N: Gorons must have bad logic, huh?).

"Okay, we'll make this a contest. There are 12 cans here, so we'll each get 6. Whoever drinks their 6 first wins. Then we'll both get some shut-eye, even though I'm not the one that's been awake the past who-knows-how-long."

"Mmkay," Link wasn't worried in the least bit. He was so happy about not having to go back to that scary lady that there wasn't room for worry.

Darunia put 6 cans in front of Link and 6 in front of himself.

"Oh! Wait a minute! I almost forgot, I bought this other thing that said it had sugar in it, and since sugar and sleep both start with s, I figured it'd help." (A/N: Again, that amazing Goron logic)

Darunia had bought 10 Pixie Sticks. He halved them with Link; 5 to Link, 5 to Darunia.

"Whoever finishes first... wins!" Darunia exclaimed.

"1...2...3...GO!" Link yelled. Link put the skills he had obtained drinking all the potions and Lon Lon Milk to use; he downed 1 can of coke without stopping for air. He then viciously ripped open a Pixie Stick, tilted it completely vertical, and dropped the contents into his mouth.

Darunia was a little slower; he had to stop for air halfway in between his coke but had no problem with his pixie stick. They continued like that until Link yelled "Done!" so suddenly that he scared Darunia half to death, causing Darunia to rip his last Pixie Stick in half, dropping powder all over the floor.

Darunia finished his last coke while Link stared at the powder. Then the sugar rush kicked in.

"WOO! WOOO! Let's sweep it up then we can run around and throw powder on people and yell PEEKABOO!" Link exclaimed. He was jumping up and down with excitement. Darunia tore off his dress, took off his sandals, and threw his hat across the room and started beating his chest, like a monkey... or like he did when Link saved Dodongo's Cavern, whichever you prefer.

Anyway, he beat his chest and started yelling, "Wee wee look at me, I'm a monkey in a tree!"

"You're naked!" Link yelled.

"Oh, my parts are showing!"

They continued running around the hotel, breaking stuff, and yelling at each other until, after close to an hour and a half, the sugar rush faded away and Darunia and Link were left lying on the floor of the hotel, too tired to move. Darunia had a mattress from one of the beds on him, courtesy of Link, and Link was covered in pillows from their pillow fight. The TV was lying on the floor next to the window, and it would probably never work again. If you looked out the window you'd see all of the hotel's residents out on the street, looking up at the hotel fearfully. They'd heard the rampaging going on in Link and Darunia's room, and thinking that the hotel was falling down, fled to the streets.

It was chaos, all right. And Link and Darunia might be the ones that have to pay for it. Who knows?