Chapter 6: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Fall

"Woah! That was fun!" Darunia said one hour later, after being evicted from the hotel because of the damage they'd caused. Once again, they didn't have to pay, because now the hotel officials were even more afraid of these loonies.

"When do we get to try the sleeping pills? Because if sleeping's that fun, I can't wait to do it again!" Link said.

"Well, first let's try to get home, that way, we can show everyone how fun hyper is!" Darunia exclaimed.

"Genius idea," Link agreed. "But how are we going to get home?"
"No problem, my friend. I've got it all figured out," Darunia assured him. "We'll do the same thing. Find a really tall cliff, like the one on Death Mountain, throw some sand, yell 'Hyrule!' and jump. It's got to work, it worked the first time, didn't it?"

"Okay, but where do we find a cliff?"

Suddenly, a cliff popped up out of no where. (A/N: It's fictional, anything can happen!)

"That's convenient! There's one right there! I could've sworn it wasn't there earlier," Darunia said.

"Let's go then."

Link and Darunia ran over to the cliff. They looked down. It looked even a little less high than the one on Death Mountain.

"Dirt at the ready," Darunia said. They both picked up a handful of dirt.

"1...2...3..." Link said. They both threw the dirt with all their might and yelled "Hyrule!"

Link waited for them to land in Hyrule. The good news is that they did land. The bad news is that they landed on their backs on the planet called Earth right under the cliff.

I'm going to kill Darunia, Link thought, right after I can move my body again.